Theory Dolphin Blackpill

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Here is a cute image of a dolphin:

This is how his day has gone so far:

5am: wake up from unihemispheric sleep, swim around to freshen up

6am: gang up on a foid dolphin to gangrape her

7am: kill a fish and rape its severed head

9am: get tired of the fish, go back to gangraping dolphin foids

10am: find a foid dolphin with baby dolphins by another male, he kills the kids and then rapes her

11am: gets distracted and wanders off to kill a baby porpoise

12am: goes back to check on the original gangrape, which is still going on. slaps the foid around a bit to keep her in line, and joins in with the rape again

1pm: using a baby shark as a ball, plays underwater volleyball with some of the other dolphins who are chilling out before resuming their gangrape

2pm: meets a friendly mallard who is being transported on a ship, and they chat about their hobbies and interests, mostly rape

3pm: some humans are coming along in boats, he swims around them and jumps a few times

now, do people hate him because of his bad pERsonality? do they hate him because he's an evil rapist?

NO, they pet him and gush over him because of how he LOOKS. and the foids are his biggest fans

because of his looks, they think of him as a cute, graceful and intelligent creature, not a depraved rapist

just goes to show that LOOKS > all

 

[Solid]

Is dolphinmaxxing the new method!?

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Looks > everything else. Yet spiders, who almost never do any harm to us, are feared and killed. I let all the spiders live in peace in my house.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Is dolphinmaxxing the new method!?

yes, dolphins mog



JBD (Just Be Dog/Dolphin) is LAW

 

[VideoGameCoper]

yes, dolphins mog



JBD (Just Be Dog/Dolphin) is LAW

JusT hAve a gOOd PeRsonAlitY inKWell!

 

[Buried Alive 2.0]

now, do people hate him because of his bad pERsonality? do they hate him because he's an evil rapist?

NO, they pet him and gush over him because of how he LOOKS. and the foids are his biggest fans

because of his looks, they think of him as a cute, graceful and intelligent creature, not a depraved rapist

just goes to show that LOOKS > all

True, but not necessarily the reason. They accept dolphins to be rapists because it's natural behavior.

Another proof that we live in a gynocentric misandrist society.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Brutal ESR

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

True, but not necessarily the reason.

the reason why dolphins are admired by ordinary people is primarily bc of their appearance,

dolphins raping dolphinfoids is natural, like humans raping humanfoids. but foids gush about how dolphins are spiritual and telepathic, therapeutic and also their spirit animals

they are attributed positive traits because of their appearance, and their actual behaviour or 'pERsonality' is completely ignored or dismissed

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Brutal ESR

sharks are misunderstood

they aren't violent or evil, they are just going ER because people hate them and love chad dolphins

 

[eliya]

Here is a cute image of a dolphin:

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This is how his day has gone so far:

5am: wake up from unihemispheric sleep, swim around to freshen up

6am: gang up on a foid dolphin to gangrape her

7am: kill a fish and rape its severed head

9am: get tired of the fish, go back to gangraping dolphin foids

10am: find a foid dolphin with baby dolphins by another male, he kills the kids and then rapes her

11am: gets distracted and wanders off to kill a baby porpoise

12am: goes back to check on the original gangrape, which is still going on. slaps the foid around a bit to keep her in line, and joins in with the rape again

1pm: using a baby shark as a ball, plays underwater volleyball with some of the other dolphins who are chilling out before resuming their gangrape

2pm: meets a friendly mallard who is being transported on a ship, and they chat about their hobbies and interests, mostly rape

3pm: some humans are coming along in boats, he swims around them and jumps a few times

now, do people hate him because of his bad pERsonality? do they hate him because he's an evil rapist?

NO, they pet him and gush over him because of how he LOOKS. and the foids are his biggest fans

because of his looks, they think of him as a cute, graceful and intelligent creature, not a depraved rapist

just goes to show that LOOKS > all

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Actually one of the only reasons that pandas aren't extinct yet is because they look cute
And now tell me how gives a F4_$ about some frog going extinct

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Actually one of the only reasons that pandas aren't extinct yet is because they look cute
And now tell me how gives a F4_$ about some frog going extinct

yes, why they were chosen as the mascot for the wwf

people don't care about animals going extinct if they don't like how they look

it further shows how lookist people naturally are