Celius
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Horizon: Forbidden West is an action role-playing game.
No the fuck it’s not, shut the fuck up.
That fucking slop ain’t even an empty shell of an RPG, it’s far more shallow than that. You go back and play VTM Bloodlines and Morrowind long before the average modern “gamer” was even born and your typical cookie-cutter wokefested triple vaccinated sanitized Californian video“““game””” doesn’t hold A SINGLE CANDLE to what was once identified as a proper role-playing game. Actually, I highly doubt if these fucking disoriented people are even cognitively capable of playing those older titles without suffering severe brain damage from just glancing at all the menus.
Everything and every (sub)genre in modern games is downplayed and blatantly oversaturated and desensitized. The RPGness in RPGs is basically “okay, here’s a character creation in addition of a leveling system held behind a perk wall, oh and here’s a compass instead of a map, we’re an RPG” like, fuck off. Dark Souls ain’t no RPG, Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey balls ain’t no RPG, The Witcher 3 ESPECIALLY ain’t no fucking RPG. You wanna know what’s an RPG? Sucking my brown incel dick, now THAT is top role-playing.
So fucking annoying dude. Why the FUCK did games have to go from being a nerd incel escapism hobby that didn’t take themselves seriously and women thankfully despised to such a dystopia of modernism where everything is simplified as much as humanly possible just so it can be catered and pandered to the Marvel loving Reddit soycucks to jerk off with?
It’s so over. It’s just so fucking over.
No the fuck it’s not, shut the fuck up.
That fucking slop ain’t even an empty shell of an RPG, it’s far more shallow than that. You go back and play VTM Bloodlines and Morrowind long before the average modern “gamer” was even born and your typical cookie-cutter wokefested triple vaccinated sanitized Californian video“““game””” doesn’t hold A SINGLE CANDLE to what was once identified as a proper role-playing game. Actually, I highly doubt if these fucking disoriented people are even cognitively capable of playing those older titles without suffering severe brain damage from just glancing at all the menus.
Everything and every (sub)genre in modern games is downplayed and blatantly oversaturated and desensitized. The RPGness in RPGs is basically “okay, here’s a character creation in addition of a leveling system held behind a perk wall, oh and here’s a compass instead of a map, we’re an RPG” like, fuck off. Dark Souls ain’t no RPG, Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey balls ain’t no RPG, The Witcher 3 ESPECIALLY ain’t no fucking RPG. You wanna know what’s an RPG? Sucking my brown incel dick, now THAT is top role-playing.
So fucking annoying dude. Why the FUCK did games have to go from being a nerd incel escapism hobby that didn’t take themselves seriously and women thankfully despised to such a dystopia of modernism where everything is simplified as much as humanly possible just so it can be catered and pandered to the Marvel loving Reddit soycucks to jerk off with?
It’s so over. It’s just so fucking over.