Serious Does fucking a sex doll count as ascending?

[Potbellypos]

I bought a $700 sex doll on May 20th 2018. I only used it four or five times and I've had it wrapped up in a blanket hidden under my bed. It felt so good I fucked it for four hours straight every time. Mostly the reason I don't use it anymore is because I'm scared it's filled with mold since I found out the vagina has an opening into the rest of the body. So when I thought I was rinsing it out with the shower head, I was actually filling it up with water. I've attached a picture of the doll from the Amazon page I ordered it from. I even fucked it while playing VR Honey Select to pretend it was a real girl. I also kind of got tired of wasting so much time fucking the doll. Four hours is a lot of time to waste after getting home from wagecucking full time. It's much easier to just masturbate with my fleshlight and bust a nut in five minutes. I also have the Fleshlight Launch blowjob machine, but it doesn't feel as good as manually masturbating.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

No, stupid thread

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Jfl no stop coping.

 

[Deleted member 17997]

@BlkPillPres @MENSA_IQcel thoughts?

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

No it doesn't

 

[Deleted member 6626]

Delete this thread, Admin.

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

I only used it four or five times and I've had it wrapped up in a blanket hidden under my bed. It felt so good I fucked it for four hours straight every time.

Jfl just trash it a get a better one with removable vagina. And no it doesn't.

 

[Potbellypos]

Jfl just trash it a get a better one with removable vagina. And no it doesn't.

I don't want to spend that much money again

 

[XerxesAzrael]

No, having sex (with humans), or getting a GF counts as ascending

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

I don't want to spend that much money again

Save up. If a $700 doll feels that good to you, imagine a $2000 doll.

 

[radishman]

If fucking a real woman (escort) doesn't count...

Mine is a 2k+ one and while the novelty of sex has worn off (I got to be in the mood to just not do a quickie with my hand) the non-sex aspect is still well worth the money.

 

[ihaveno1]

Of course not

 

[CopingJim]

When you overdose on cope...

 

[MaxZM98]

no

 

[Deleted member 14805]

No it doesn't

 

[ItsOver4cel]

No, stupid thread

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

why the fuck would that ever count as ascending graycel

 

[DepressionTookMyIQ]

When you overdose on cope...

 

[streetlyte]

You are a fucking retard.

 

[reallyunfuckable]

If you have money for a sex doll it means you can betabuxx, so maybe yes

 

[BlkPillPres]

No, stupid thread

Imagine spending 700 fucking dollars to still not fuck a woman, I could never buy a doll, its a waste of time, its not going to feel like the real thing and there's so many aspects about the experience it can't make up for, the most obvious one BODY WARMTH, I've read some ridiculous horror stories on forums about the "pre-heating" process and all other bullshit (like cleaning procedures) just to maintain the doll

I'm scared it's filled with mold since I found out the vagina has an opening into the rest of the body

My point exactly, these things are too much trouble to maintain for it to even be remotely worth it to me

 

[Deleted member 25274]

You are a fucking retard.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Imagine spending 700 fucking dollars to still not fuck a woman, I could never buy a doll, its a waste of time, its not going to feel like the real thing and there's so many aspects about the experience it can't make up for, the most obvious one BODY WARMTH, I've read some ridiculous horror stories on forums about the "pre-heating" process and all other bullshit (like cleaning procedures) just to maintain the doll

My point exactly, these things are too much trouble to maintain for it to even be remotely worth it to me

fleshlights mog

 

[BlkPillPres]

fleshlights mog

I've thought about it, and I don't even think I'd get a fleshlight, but its a better buy than a doll, the entire point of having a "body" there as part of a sexual interaction is warth, movement, seeing how their respond to your touch, etc, there's no point in spending hundreds to thousands on a cold dead body that does nothing JFL

How do these guys fall for this cope, companies are just milking us losers for money

 

[Uglyme]

Nigga please

 

[Potbellypos]

I've thought about it, and I don't even think I'd get a fleshlight, but its a better buy than a doll, the entire point of having a "body" there as part of a sexual interaction is warth, movement, seeing how their respond to your touch, etc, there's no point in spending hundreds to thousands on a cold dead body that does nothing JFL

How do these guys fall for this cope, companies are just milking us losers for money

I tried setting up my fleshlight in a pillow to fuck it, but the plastic case kept hurting me. Being able to touch the entire body of the doll is amazing, I can grab her arms or choke her. I put her on my lap and the weight of her ass pressing into my groin with the sensation of the realistic skin was outstanding. Being able to lay on top of her and thrust inside her is a completely different sensation from just sitting in a chair jacking my dick. I would say it's well worth the money since hookers can charge you $300 for one hour but I got around 20 hours of fucking for $700 with my doll. I can also use it more but I'm afraid I'll get a dick infection and have to get my cock amputated.

 

[golpebaixo]

I tried setting up my fleshlight in a pillow to fuck it, but the plastic case kept hurting me. Being able to touch the entire body of the doll is amazing, I can grab her arms or choke her. I put her on my lap and the weight of her ass pressing into my groin with the sensation of the realistic skin was outstanding. Being able to lay on top of her and thrust inside her is a completely different sensation from just sitting in a chair jacking my dick. I would say it's well worth the money since hookers can charge you $300 for one hour but I got around 20 hours of fucking for $700 with my doll. I can also use it more but I'm afraid I'll get a dick infection and have to get my cock amputated.

if you like dolls so much, buy another one that is of a higher quality.
It would be like changing women.

 

[BITG]

It is truly over @Personalityinkwell

 

[Personalityinkwell]

It is truly over @Personalityinkwell

how so?

 

[BITG]

how so?

This post. I read the title, and I almost roped.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

This post. I read the title, and I almost roped.

i see

 

[Yerberito]

No, stupid thread

 

[BlkPillPres]

Being able to touch the entire body of the doll is amazing, I can grab her arms or choke her

Dude just stop it, Poe's Law (google it) is in full effect, everytime I see a response like this when it comes to dolls I always think the person is trolling me, it could be that you are that deluded but I doubt it, I always assume its more likely a larp

1. Why are you referring to an inanimate object as "her"
2. How can you "choke" something that doesn't breathe

Are you seeing why this sounds like you are joking, it literally makes no sense?

Its like saying - "I'm about to murder a sandwich in my fridge"

The doll is not alive

I would say it's well worth the money since hookers can charge you $300 for one hour

Stop going to expensive hookers then, where the hell do you guys live

I can also use it more but I'm afraid I'll get a dick infection and have to get my cock amputated.

That's exactly why a doll is worthless, too much maintenance for a robotic experience, I guess if I closed my eyes I could maybe make it work, but that's ridiculous

The only reason I could see myself buying a doll is to work on my stroking technique so that I can get my money's worth fucking prostitutes JFL, as a training device a doll would definitely be useful, a heavy thick one would help you "level up"

 

[BasedGod1]

No it doesn't

 

[MENSA_IQcel]

@BlkPillPres @MENSA_IQcel thoughts?

No, this is retarded.

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

Why are you referring to an inanimate object as "her"

He's actually being based. Women are objects, albeit ones that pretend to be sapient.

I'd also imagine chronic loneliness does crazy shit to you.

exactly why a doll is worthless, too much maintenance for a robotic experience, I guess if I closed my eyes I could maybe make it work, but that's ridiculous

He used a VR headset and HS. The body was just a haptic feedback mechanism. It could work if are into VR porn.

 

[BlkPillPres]

He's actually being based. Women are objects, albeit ones that pretend to be sapient

Objects that are warm and respond to touch, buying a sex doll is like buying a bootleg action figure that doesn't come with the "kung fu grip" or any of the standard features the original has JFL

I'd also imagine chronic loneliness does crazy shit to you.

More like chronic denial

 

[Deleted member 17997]

No, this is retarded.