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Gaming Does anyone here own a jewtendo switch? If so, do you play SSBU?

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I literally bought this console by myself wagecucking on fucking vacation because my boomer parents said "hurr durr games fry ur bRaIn and make you dUmB and vIoLeNt :soy: " yeah like no shit I'm a fucking adult so why fucking bother about buying some games for children right? What can possibly go wrong if I'm already mature?

Doesn't matter, thing is I enjoy this SSBU crap and call me normalfag but it only became soy bcuz of the memes and the new games, in fact I started playing that shit since Melee but one fucking thing I'm pissed about its the amount of weeb FE chars.
Like there's fucking 8 when there should be 4 at most. Hell, they are just one char ahead from Mario and nobody gives a crap. I'm really starting to hate games nowadays they're just getting crappier and crappier every year.

Also didn't buy the online cuz it's horsecrap, but do any of you play this thing? I can't be the only one ight? What do you think about the recent games?
 
I don't, never had a Nintendo product except the wii
 
Yes,I own a shitendo switch. But I can't play online because I'm banned,because piracy.

But at least I have literally hundreds of free games so it's good for me :soy::soy:
 
I don't but i would like tbh i want to play pokemon sword and shield a shame i'm poor tbh :cryfeels:
 
Nope I pirate all nintendo games. From the NES to the switch.

(Oh and for any FBIcel here, just try and prove it. Anyone can make these claims.)
 
I always play vs the cpu.
I also hate all the FE faggots, there should be more Zelda characters ngl tbh , I want King Boo ngl but he has no chance
 
I don't have one
 
I always play vs the cpu.
I also hate all the FE faggots, there should be more Zelda characters ngl tbh
Me too tbh why the hell are there 8 of them while Zelda still has 6 is beyond me.

I also play against the cpu but it gets boring after a while, gotta buy that online tho.
 
>complains about weeb characters
>has a weeb profile pic

Anyway, I’ve played the Switch but I don’t have one. MK8Deluxe is pretty fun, never played Smash Ultimate though.
 
>complains about weeb characters
>has a weeb profile pic
Doesn't mean I have to like ALL OF THEM that's just retarded.

It's like saying someone who enjoys Naruto will also enjoy DBZ "cuz itzz animee" :feelstastyman:
 
Doesn't mean I have to like ALL OF THEM that's just retarded.

It's like saying someone who enjoys Naruto will also enjoy DBZ "cuz itzz animee" :feelstastyman:
DBZ and Naruto are like the same shit though
 
Last time I played it I lost a stock to a lvl 7 cpu and ragequitted. That was yesterday actually.
 
cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
 
i love Smash Bros, but i don't have friends anymore and i heard online fucking sucks with 100ms imput latency, so won't buy it or the switch
 
I always play Smash Bros on any Nintendo console. Only reason I don't have a Switch is because I want a Pro or XL model, Pro is more likely to come out.
 

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