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Does anyone else ever larp imagining themselves to be leading a rebellion of poor dusty peasants to try to take down a wealthy oppressive nation?

Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Even when I was young, I would always imagine myself sort of like a Spartacus type of figure where I’m just this poor peasant or slave, but then I start an uprising against the wealthy pigs at the top that get to have the good lifestyle, the wine, the grapes, the parties, the gold, the servents, the whores, etc.

I would lead a small army of men at first and we’d only have nothing but a few rusty stolen swords and small knives but then the force grows more and more and we engage in guerrilla warfare. Once we grow powerful enough in numbers and from stealing imperial equipment.

We raid the wealthy cities of the empire killing all high class scum we see and stealing all the gold and resources we can, sliting the men’s throats and reducing them to nothing to bloody gibbons and then raping their wife’s only to kill them afterwards or keep them as starving sex slaves, then killing their kids, etc. Then setting their houses ablaze leaving nothing of value left inside.

Then we would lay low for a while and let the imperial forces disperse a bit from the capital city. Then we launch a massive attack on the capital town and then attack the castle and murder every single person who’s seen in there. And rape all the rich noble women and impregnate them with low class disgusting peasant children. Then we take the king and cut off both his arms and let him bleed out.

Eventually the rebellion is squashed by reinforcements of returning imperial forces, and I’d die gloriously in a last stand battle, unwilling to be taken in alive. Idk, I love rebellions.
 
this is definitely me brocel
 
I just thought about that last week
 

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