Does anyone else drool when they see really cute girls?

[The End]

Maybe I have an oral fixation, or perhaps I'm really just a dog in human-clothes, but I swear drool starts pouring into my mouth when I catch sight of a young lass.

Do you drool or have any common reaction when you see girls?

 

[Evildoer]

Check your libido, tbh tbh.

 

[whogivesafucc]

 

[Frank]

No. I'm not a window licker.

 

[Anonymous MG]

It only happens occasionally, but then the beta cuck in me tells me that I'll get ostracized if they notice my staring. More than a few times this has saved me from a stare tape charge.

No. I'm not a window licker.

Because you couldn't afford anything in the window.

 

[The End]

Check your libido, tbh tbh.

I'm an old man on anti-depressants, my libido doesn't feel that strong. But I swear when I see young girls I can almost feel myself being pulled towards them like a magnet.

That reminds me of a story. Once I was waiting in line at the grocery store, and there was this amazing jailbait in front of me. Like 10/10 to my tastes. And she was wearing these absurdly short jeans. Without even meaning to, my gaze dropped to her ass cheeks. I stared so intently at that little ass, it was like I was trying to drill a second hole into her poop chute.

Suddenly I heard this deep voice behind me, "HOW YA DOIN?" My heart skipped a beat, and I looked behind me to see this big fat black guy with killing intent on his face. I squeaked out, "oh, okay, how are, it's yeh..."

 

[Frank]

Because you couldn't afford anything in the window.

No.. I just don't leave my house

 

[Deleted member 5861]

No.

 

[LebaneseCel]

If the femoid is "underage" you'll be considered a pedo by normalfags. Beware.

 

[Evildoer]

Suddenly I heard this deep voice behind me, "HOW YA DOIN?" I turned and there was this big fat black guy with killing intent on his face. I squeaked out, "oh, okay, how are, it's yeh..."

You know, i get to know more of stories like yours from time to time, and there's always angry black guy involved. Is that all the same person? Definitely could be a meme thing.

 

[tanfeo]

Maybe I have an oral fixation, or perhaps I'm really just a dog in human-clothes, but I swear drool starts pouring into my mouth when I catch sight of a young lass.

Do you drool or have any common reaction when you see girls?

Yeah man, I know that feeling. Happens to me a lot and to tell the truth, it drives me nuts.
I have been collecting foto's of local preteens and teens and it's a good cope actually.

 

[The End]

You know, i get to know more of stories like yours from time to time, and there's always angry black guy involved. Is that all the same person? Definitely could be a meme thing.

It's the same phenomena as when you try to make a racist joke.

Black guys can be so scary. Like Batman.

Yeah man, I know that feeling. Happens to me a lot and to tell the truth, it drives me nuts.
I have been collecting foto's of local preteens and teens and it's a good cope actually.

Shit man, don't let them catch you. You will be lynched.

 

[Evildoer]

It's the same phenomena as when you try to make a racist joke.

Black guys can be so scary. Like Batman.

Racist jokes come from stereotypes, and stereotypes exist for a reason. If everyone could take any jokes easily, world would be a such better place.