Venting Doctor government

[voiceoftreason]

Beginning of 20th century;
Incel: Doctor Government, since women have gained the right to vote my wife has divorced me for another man!
Government: Don't worry that slut won't get far without a job.

1960s
Incel: Doctor Government, I cannot secure a looksmatch since her needs are accommodated with your welfare!
Government: Perhaps you should *legalizes interracial marriage* take a rumble in the jungle?

2010s
Incel: Doctor Government, women of different races don't want anything to do with me and just go for Chad/Tyrone!
Government: Sounds like we should *legalizes gay marriage* tackle this problem from the rear?

2030s
Incel: Doctor Government, twinks and traps find my face repulsive!
Government: Maybe you've always been *legalizes pedophilia* young at heart?

How many years do we have to keep enduring this idea that we are somehow at fault for our inceldom, how long are people going to keep pretending that inceldom is something we chose to be born with? Society is degenerating by the decade and the birth rates are below replacement levels in not just the west but Japan, Korea, China any fucking superpower you can think of, and we've still yet to address the elephant in the room responsible for this; WOMEN! The female population is more than happy to throw away 40% of the male population 40% of a potentially productive male population for harems of chad cock and everytime the government is faced with this dilemma, every-time the government has to look at those numbers and notice that less than 60% of their millennial generation is actually getting married they detract and post legislation -detrimental legislation- that does jackshit but makes sure the total marriage rate of their country is sitting at over 50% and gives cucktears the leverage of giving shitty solutions like "maybe you guys should go gay since you talk about chad so much" oh real creative, what next? You gonna tell me to go fuck kids since we "always talk about prime femoids" in 2030 or to go fuck a dog since "we always talk about the dog-pill" whenever bestiality becomes legal? I DON'T WANT TO FUCK KIDS! I DON'T WANT TO FUCK ANIMALS! I WANT MY LOOKSMATCH DAMMIT! One day doctor government is going to have to come to terms with this, one day doctor government is gonna have to make a cure for the disease and not the symptoms as he always does. And for doctor government's sake, I certainly hope he doesn't start when it's too late when incel realizes "maybe I'm not the problem".

 

[Ritalincel]

Incel: Doctor Government, I cannot secure a looksmatch since her needs are accommodated with your welfare!
Government: Perhaps you should *legalizes interracial marriage* take a rumble in the jungle?

rumble in the jungle
A sexual practice between a man and a black woman, in which the woman lies on her back, head off the edge of the bed or couch, and performs oral sex on the man as he strattles her face. While deep-throating the man's penis, the woman inhales deeply through her nose, creating a vacuum which sucks the man's testicles onto her nostrils. Meanwhile, the man has taken the time to grow out his testicular hair as long as possible, thus creating the opportunity for the black woman to have an uncomfortable itching sensation in her nose. As he thrusts deeper, closer to climax, the itching becomes worse. Once the the moment of climax is imminent, the itching becomes unbearable, and the woman sneezes, releasing the testes from her nostrils. This causes a Katrina-like effect, amplifying the man's orgasm 10-fold, thus rumble in the JUNGLE.
Halle Berry's young model husband knew he had to propose after he got the "rumble in the jungle" one night.

by JayBlood September 09, 2010

 

[voiceoftreason]

rumble in the jungle
A sexual practice between a man and a black woman, in which the woman lies on her back, head off the edge of the bed or couch, and performs oral sex on the man as he strattles her face. While deep-throating the man's penis, the woman inhales deeply through her nose, creating a vacuum which sucks the man's testicles onto her nostrils. Meanwhile, the man has taken the time to grow out his testicular hair as long as possible, thus creating the opportunity for the black woman to have an uncomfortable itching sensation in her nose. As he thrusts deeper, closer to climax, the itching becomes worse. Once the the moment of climax is imminent, the itching becomes unbearable, and the woman sneezes, releasing the testes from her nostrils. This causes a Katrina-like effect, amplifying the man's orgasm 10-fold, thus rumble in the JUNGLE.
Halle Berry's young model husband knew he had to propose after he got the "rumble in the jungle" one night.

1) Based referrencecel.
2) Just discovered a new pornhub category .

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.

 

[Blacktarpill]

It is over.

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