Experiment Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

[Saudade]

So i just learned that majority of people wipe their ass while sitting down, how the fuck can you guys wipe while sitting down, how is that even possible?

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

How is it not possible?

 

[Saudade]

How is it not possible?

Your arm is sandwiched between seat and cheek, it barely reaches it and you can't wipe properly in that position.

 

[Monk of Failure]

I have bidet.

 

[builderseed]

I have bidet.

mogs me

 

[Saudade]

I have bidet.

I wash my ass with water too but only after i use toilet paper first

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Your arm is sandwiched between seat and cheek, it barely reaches it and you can't wipe properly in that position.

Wtf. Just tilt your ass slightly and bend your back forward a little. You won't fall off or anything.

 

[Saudade]

Wtf. Just tilt your ass slightly and bend your back forward a little. You won't fall off or anything.

That feels so uncomfortable wtf

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

That feels so uncomfortable wtf

I don't understand how. You have arthritis or what? More comfortable than standing and risk having the waste rub against each inner buttcheek, making the the whole process more effort intensive.

 

[Hate_my_life]

If you wipe standing up you're disgusting.

Brb smearing shit all over your ass.

Always shit before showering crew.
Wipe with wet wipes crew.

 

[Irredeemable]

So i just learned that majority of people wipe their ass while sitting down, how the fuck can you guys wipe while sitting down, how is that even possible?

Where did you find out about that? Wiping sitting down is impractical.

 

[Newbie17]

I don't understand how. You have arthritis or what? More comfortable than standing and risk having the waste rub against each inner buttcheek, making the the whole process more effort intensive.

Exactly.

@Saudade over for you

 

[Musophobia]

standing, but wiping after shitting is an incel trait tbh

 

[Akkadian]

Wash your ass with water and then wipe theory, ethnic bros would know

 

[ihaveno1]

So i just learned that majority of people wipe their ass while sitting down, how the fuck can you guys wipe while sitting down, how is that even possible?

I didn't even know ppl wiped while standing up until like a few months ago ngl

 

[Saudade]

Exactly.

@Saudade over for you

It's over for many men.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I just tilt to the side so I have room between my ass and the toilet seat and wipe. While sitting down your ass cheeks are spread further apart allowing you better access to the shitted up area so can wipe better.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Only bloatmaxxed people do it while standing up tbh .

 

[Deleted member 19971]

The fuck is up with these threads..

 

[ionlycopenow]

Sitting down. I used to do standing uo until I realized how weird that is, now I do it thw proper way

wiping after shitting is an incel trait tbh

Take the wipepill.

 

[Saudade]

The fuck is up with these threads..

i made the thread in morning when site was slow to stir up some debate and make site more alive tbh

 

[carticel]

Taking a shit right now

I squat

so sitting down

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Soon, I won't be wiping at all.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

Neither

 

[Saudade]

Neither

you woke up

 

[Deleted member 22572]

you woke up

Correct

 

[Saudade]

Correct

 

[Mainländer]

Standing of course. It also makes no sense to me to do it while still sitting down.

 

[Deleted member 22572]

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[0x3nf4rt]

like this

 

[blond_elf_bard]

I try to wipe down surfaces standing up so as to have better reach

 

[Ellsworth]

I have a harem of jb Stacies to lick my ass clean after every shit.

 

[zangano1]

Who the fuck wipes standing up? That shit is weird as fuck