Experiment Do you think armadillomaxxing is a good strategy to ascend? This cel seems to be doing well

[NeverEvenBegan]

It's literally what he does. He drives around looking for foids, goes to drive-throughs and then shows the foid employees the armadillo.

You know how some normies suggest you get a dog because it might be a good way to meet women? It gives you something to talk about, it shows them that you can take care of an animal.

This is the same thing, except with an armadillo. THIS IS THE EXOTIMAXXING EQUIVALENT FOR PETS

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

He must have done this to dozens of foids, surely at least one of them must have sucked him off in the car or gave him a handjob at least once, right?

 

[lennox]

Yes, anything for the halo. A cute pet turns you from a creep to a regular guy

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

This is armadillomaxxing. It's not even a meme, 99% of people in the vids are foids.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Yes, anything for the halo. A cute pet turns you from a creep to a regular guy

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I hate armadillo

 

[Left4DeadDarkie]

Armadildo

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

I wish I was an armadillo with a massive dick so girls would care about my feelings.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Mogged by the chad armadillo while the cuck human watches

 

[clocked]

unironically yes. this has been a known hook for a while using dogs like poodles

 

[Therapywasawaste]

So I need an armadillo costume for my dick so foids will touch it?

 

[Emba]

He must have done this to dozens of foids, surely at least one of them must have sucked him off in the car or gave him a handjob at least once, right?

Yes.

 

[allDead]

So I need an armadillo costume for my dick so foids will touch it?

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

So I need an armadillo costume for my dick so foids will touch it?

Yes.