I just go to the bathroom like a functional human being.
piss jars and piss bottles are such a staple of internet lore. I decided to try it one time just to try to understand how it might make sense.
(I own my own home, there is a bathroom downstairs in the main part of the house, and another ensuite bathroom in my bedroom upstairs. I have absolutely zero reason to piss in a bottle.)
>Used an empty milk bottle so that I could fit the end of my dick inside, and not run the risk of making some awful uncoordinated mistake and getting piss all over my computer chair, the floor, cables etc etc.
>Sat down for a good solid gaming session with a beer.
> An hour passes and I'm ready to do this.
> Unzip and get dick out.
> Poke head of dick into bottle neck.
> Try to relax and pee sitting down, but without getting so relaxed that I feel like I'm going to shit (remember, sitting down.)
> midway thru pee, the general wrongness and deviance of this whole scenario hits home.
> strangely aroused.
> get a semi inside the bottle while still peeing.
> manage to finish peeing thru boner.
> cock is now fully hard and a tight fit in the neck of the milk bottle.
> Oh FFS.
>Think unsexy thoughts until boner goes away.
> Take heavy, warm, disgusting piss bottle
to the bathroom and empty it down the
toilet.
> If only there was
some easier way that all of this could have been avoided?
1/10, would not recommend.
