Do you get retard moments?

[Weed]

Had 'em since childhood, I wonder if everyone has them jfl so tl;dr I was making angry cat noises for like 10 mins while showering until I got tired. Now I realized retard moments correlate with happiness, perhaps serotonin? Because I haven't had retard moments for months, what's weird and in childhood I had them everyday and I thought I would grow out of them but that didn't happen.. It's just that a happy moment happened 1 week ago that most likely boosted my serotonin levels and now I had this retard moment

 

[JohnDoe]

Last year I had a massive brain mush moment. I waited for a light to turn red then crossed. A car then honked at me. I went to show him the red light until I then noticed it was green for him and quickly finished crossing

 

[Deleted member 16624]

I used to dig holes in the ground and shit in them

 

[Newbie17]

 

[JohnDoe]

I used to dig holes in the ground and shit in them

Lots of people do that. It's called an outhouse

 

[Uglyethnicrat]

24/7

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Sometimes sober I'll talk to myself

If I'm under the influence of basically anything euphoric I'll just start rubbing my face and convulsing

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Lots of people do that. It's called an outhouse

I also used to cover the whole ground in shaving cream,get neaked and slide on my belly

Spoiler

I was 16

 

[startcel]

I also used to cover the whole ground in shaving cream,get neaked and slide on my belly

Spoiler

I was 16

kinda cringy dingy

 

[JohnDoe]

I also used to cover the whole ground in shaving cream,get neaked and slide on my belly

Spoiler

I was 16

Kek

 

[Emba]

I used to dig holes in the ground and shit in them

I used to dig holes in the street and shit in them

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

every moment of my life is a retard moment

 

[Guest2]

Yes, I get them very often

 

[Deleted member 4999]

I’m living one

 

[zangano1]

When I was a child yes

 

[Deleted member 8884]

I do this tbh ngl. I thought it was a byproduct of maladaptive daydreaming tbh.

Or adhd

or some other chit ngl

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

Idk if that counts, but I'm a stuttercel and make grammatical mistakes all the time like some turbo retard

 

[FinnCel]

Over for retardcels. Don't go ER buddy boyos

 

[Deleted member 16624]

kinda cringy dingy

I used to dig holes in the street and shit in them

high iq sociopath trait

 

[Sleeper]

Yes, I have plenty of retard moments. I break off small branches from trees, pull the leaves off of them and only leave one leaf at the top, I then spin the twig around and indulge in ritualistic pagan fantasies drawing inspiration from Tolkien's work. I did this for hours on day every day. It has evolved as I have gotten older in which instead of breaking off branches and doing it over and over again, I keep the small stick, then break the leaves off of the tree and tape them to the stick. It is absolutely retarded when you really think about, but it was/is a good substitute for having no friends.

 

[Dionysus]

yes man all the time