NSFW Do you ever search for porn involving the school you went to?

[FrothySolutions]

Like, I dunno, you go on XHamster or whatever your site of choice is, and you search "Penn State" if that's where you went. And look at all the sex that's somehow happened or happening at your school.

I do this. And it's got me like, what... what went wrong? With me? How did I not get invited to something like this? Break me down the logistics. How does one go from freshman to getting invited to a party like this where every dick in attendance is getting sucked off? Because I gotta assume we were all freshman at one point, new to the campus and knowing none of the students, so SOMEHOW these people went from complete strangers, to fucking on camera. And I gotta crack the code, man. It's too late for me. But I wanna know where I went wrong.

Other people talk about oneitis with a childhood sweetheart as the crucial life experience. Not me. Missing out on drunken college sex and girls going wild is my biggest regret. If I could've just actually lived during my time in college, I'd be able to deal with being an incel for the rest of my life. If I could've busted that one 4-year nut. That's all. But somehow I failed.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

no

 

[Deleted member 60]

never even thought of that, sounds like sui fuel

 

[Tellem-T]

tried couldnt find will try pornhub,

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

My university was irrelevant

 

[Tellem-T]

never even thought of that, sounds like sui fuel

not for me, it lifefuel because it could be a legit fetish, sounds cuckish but shhhhhhhh

 

[TheRealChincel]

My uni was too cucked for that.

 

[FrothySolutions]

I’m the king of incel terminology. Too numerous to list but I’ll go with the foundations. -cel suffix, visit Gandy, precursors to ER and COPE. If that alone doesn’t convince you of how fucked I am, you’re more hopeless than me! Sometimes I’m joking, other times I’m not, figure it out!

Can you recommend a good incel terminology dictionary?

 

[Indari]

why did you give me this idea? this is ER/sui fuel

 

[TheRealChincel]

Can you recommend a good incel terminology dictionary?

http://sluthate.com/w/Glossary

 

[FeminismsCancer]

I was in an all-boys school so no.

 

[IronMike]

all you have to do is add your schools snapchat, tons of guys recording themselves plowing roasties

 

[The End]

I only went to a few college classes and attended an all male high-school, but I have searched to see what my elementary and middle-school female peers are up to. Not much. Some of 'em are super PC sluts, simultaneously sleeping with tons of guys while crying about being almost-sort-of-but-not-really date-raped.

I think I woulda gone loco if I had to be in a college where I was constantly aware people were hooking up. I'm thinking of stalking the local college, trying to fish for an easy-ugly. So I'm sure that'll break me terribly, having to deal with sights of what I missed and the obviousness of my aging. But, I don't know. Try try try again, then sleep forevER.

 

[AceOfDecayingHearts]

Ummm I thought you meant actual school, not a university.

 

[Deleted member 1499]

Yeah. There was one or two, but not much.

 

[solblue]

Never even ocurred to me. I'll will look it up next time I succumb and break my no fap streak. I doubt I'll fap to any if I find them because it will be a reminder of what I'm missing out on. I have to wait though because just looking up porn will tempt me since I'm only 5 days in.

 

[ProudIncelistani]

Man WTF happened to society?

 

[Evil Genius]

So much Sui fuel

I have 1 year to bust my nut in some college slut or it’s over...... tick tock tick tock

 

[uglylifematters]

I look up fights that involve my school. my school had a lot of pretend thugs who always wanted to act hard

 

[Soul_Synarchy]

JFL @ the cucks who actually do this. Daily reminder that by watching zio porn you're basically giving shekels to Israel Goldstein, Chad, Tyrone, Stacy and all the rest of the crew.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

i search my city

 

[Alex]

Just found my new fetish lol, thank you sir