JFL Do you believe this cucktears story?

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JFL came across this gay post on CuckTears. It's a long post so I will give a TLDR.

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TLDR: This gook says that he was a former Incel. He was obsessed with being a chad and used to browse lookism. One day he saw a 6'4'' Chinese classmate who rated himself a 8-9/10 while rated this gook a 5-6. The gook loses his shit. So to seek attention he goes to rateMe and amIUgly and people rate him around 5-6. He becomes more depressed.

He was desperate to lose his virginity so he downloaded tinder but no matches. Therefore he posted on craigslist but only bots replied. Then he gymcelled and ate healthy. Now he was being rated 7-8 on rateMe. Also downloaded tinder and got 400 matches in 5 months. He ascended to such a level that he started posting on r/AsianLadyboners. (But he apparently still didn't have a gf and he doesn't say why?)

But then 2 weeks later he goes to a party and tries to hit on girls and they tell him that he's below average looking and kick him out. He thinks that he is indeed not good looking so posts his pic on r/Braincels. Over there he is told that it's over for him and he believes that they are true. So he starts becoming a hardcore incel and starts looking for surgeries to ascend. He starts trolling roasties and his acads also suffer.

But someone saw his post on r/Braincels and called the hospital. He was detained. When he was release he realized he needed a change so he hires a therapist. At the same time his family fed him some bluepills and now he is happily bluepilled. LMAO

And bluepilled stories must have happy endings. This guy later gets laid with a small time model due to his personality. JFL :lul::lul::lul:
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I have never heard a more retarded story. What do you guys think of this story?

EDIt: This is the gook JFL


 
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Not sure about this one but a lot of times this sub is simply LarpTears
 
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Newbie17 said:
Not sure about this one but a lot of times this sub is simply LarpTears
 
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Incel to Incel - Gook style
 
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Sounds like the plot for a shitty incel bashing movie
 
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Jockcel said:
Incel to Incel - Gook style
He says he fucked a model foid later due to his personality change.
 
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Some times I wonder how far they can go to pull off such a long winding LARP just to support their agenda of degeneracy. Cucktears never cease to amaze me.
 
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Newbie17 said:
Not sure about this one but a lot of times this sub is simply LarpTears
Gokugetem said:
Sounds like the plot for a shitty incel bashing movie
Ritalincel said:
better incel than cuck
Jockcel said:
Incel to Incel - Gook style
chudur-budur said:
Some times I wonder how far they can go to pull off such a long winding LARP just to support their agenda of degeneracy. Cucktears never cease to amaze me.
This is the gook in the post.


7-8/10 & 400 matches on Tinder :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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11gaijin said:
This is the gook in the post.


7-8/10 & 400 matches on Tinder :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
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11gaijin said:
This is the gook in the post.


7-8/10 & 400 matches on Tinder :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
The fucking comments, though.......... Women are the queens of bullshit
 
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chudur-budur said:
Some times I wonder how far they can go to pull off such a long winding LARP just to support their agenda of degeneracy. Cucktears never cease to amaze me.
 
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I remember this autist. He posted a vid once of him sperging about being called an incel. He thinks he’s goodlooking.
 
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Newbie17 said:
Not sure about this one but a lot of times this sub is simply LarpTears
 
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Warmest Black said:
I remember this autist. He posted a vid once of him sperging about being called an incel. He thinks he’s goodlooking.
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I mean he's not irredeemably ugly but there's no way that dude got 400 matches on tinder. 5 months. break it down.

120 per month.
4 per day.

4 matches per day over a long period, for an average looking oriental dude... ok then.

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Extreme LARP, the guy used to spam his pictures on here too.
 
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Barry said:
I mean he's not irredeemably ugly but there's no way that dude got 400 matches on tinder. 5 months. break it down.

120 per month.
4 per day.

4 matches per day over a long period, for an average looking oriental dude... ok then.

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So basically this dude was an incel, then went crazy when he realized it. Punched walls and got kicked out of parties and shit. Had a meltdown and finally "understood" that there was more to life than seeking validation. And so he made this entire post to seek validation.

And he tries to spin it into something positive.

I think this dude wanted to brag that he lost his virginity and so he wrote this giant diatribe to justify it.

The fact he made sure to say "small time model" probably means he doesn't really thjink the girl is all that attractive.
 
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3/10s love to LARP happy endings for themselves. Happy endings are non existent for sub 5s
 
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Summer202 said:
So basically this dude was an incel, then went crazy when he realized it. Punched walls and got kicked out of parties and shit. Had a meltdown and finally "understood" that there was more to life than seeking validation. And so he made this entire post to seek validation.

And he tries to spin it into something positive.

I think this dude wanted to brag that he lost his virginity and so he wrote this giant diatribe to justify it.

The fact he made sure to say "small time model" probably means he doesn't really thjink the girl is all that attractive.
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UglyHikikomori said:
3/10s love to LARP happy endings for themselves. Happy endings are non existent for sub 5s
 
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reads like someone was holding a gun to his head while he typed.
 
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If he had 2 more centimenters of lower third height his life would be 1000x better
 

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