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Theory Do Simps exist?

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I am highly skeptical of whether something like a simp as an individual person exists in the form of an average male that spends money on e.g. onlyfans.

What I speculate is the following:

- Simps do not exist by themselves. They are a hoax created by OnlyFans marketing campaigns, bots or similar fraudster schemes. And the money women receive is mainly via social engineering of these men who are caught in an emotional feeling of euphoria, group mentality or hysteria.

- Simps may actually exist, but they are not your average joe. They are exclusively upper class men who have such a surplus of money that they have no problem to throw their surplus peanuts at women to expand on massive collections. Possibly not even for private usage but in cooperation with OnlyFans and possibly even governments, in order to gain control over these women. By collecting their data and gaining leverage for blackmailing, they may be able to use it similar to how Google makes a ton of cash: By selling your information.

- Simps are actually women. This may seem weird, why would women fawn over other women? Are they all lesbians? Not necessarily. But many women do identify as bisexual because they are drawn towards as they would call it 'aesthetics'. Afaik there are celebrities on OnlyFans and I don't know how many celebrities you can name, I can't name many by name personally. But any foid I know cares a lot about actors, celebrities etc. So as far as I can tell foids are the ones who would be the most likely candidates to simp for other women. Most of them don't watch or read porn. It's too distant and impersonal for them unless it's rape porn. But something like OnlyFans could be hitting just the right sweet spot.

- Simps do indeed exist as your average joe and are either just very low IQ or in a kind of fuck it all mentality of desperation.
 
OnlyFans is basically a virtual strip club. Guys go to strip clubs and give money to dancers. So yeah, simps do exist and have existed forever.
 
Little bit of all four but mostly the fourth one

Yes some """""men"""""" are that pathetic
 
OnlyFans is basically a virtual strip club. Guys go to strip clubs and give money to dancers. So yeah, simps do exist and have existed forever.
that is a valid comparison and i appreciate it
 
Now that the Fed is printing trillions to avoid technological deflation.. your question is possible.

For example state agents could make 1,000's of onlyfans simp accounts. And subscribe to every woman on the site, the monthly payment. As well as buy all the videos and make donations.

Say they made 10,000 simp accounts, and each simp account spent $10,000 a month on the site(spreading it out on many girls). That is only $100 million a month, ~$1 billion a year.

The Fed prints $10 billion a DAY, to stop the deflation. So it has to spend everywhere.

That is why they are just cutting out the middle (wo)man and saying fuck it and sending checks to everybody, even children.

Also the other central banks are buying dollars and they have to spend it into America. So there are dozens and dozens of countries spending dollars into the US everyday to try to push down their own currencies.

It reminds me some things the Japanese were talking about in the 1990's, but didn't have the balls to do it then, but they do now.

One idea was secretly overfunding the state lottery. So the payouts would be like 3 times the amount of revenues the state lottery received, or even 10 times would be dramatic. People would think they were really lucky, like it would be through increasing the smaller prize frequency and amounts.
 
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simps in its current definition if a result of hypergamy and online dating BS.

chivalry no longer exists because simping something worse has replaced it
 
Simping is in our dna to some extent, male primates are forever seeking to impress the opposite sex, that's just nature. BUT there are a number of factors in todays society (dating norms) that are exacerbating the issue making it far more noticeable.
 
What kind of thread is this?

Of course Simps exist!
:feelswhat:

Simp is old Oakland street slang, ever since white people got a hold of it, they've definitely been using it outta context though:feelsseriously:
 
They do. My grandfather before he passed, told my dad & uncle that no woman could ever love a henpecked nigga. Simps in one way or another have existed since time immemorial.
 
It’s the fourth one. Some people are just extremely low iq and think simping for foids will get them pussy.
 
I was a simp once. I could fall again.
But not into cam girls or stuff like that.
 

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