SuicideFuel DO NOT WORK AT A THEME PARK

[Nagisa_Shingetsu]

I just recently got a job at a theme park near my house, and working there is total suicide fuel. There’s tons of couples who go there and they’re all lovey dovey type of couples. If you’re an incel, a theme park is definitely not the type of place you want to work at.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

Have you had to clean up some kids vomit yet?

 

[Truecelcel]

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ayo mf all bro gotta do is rizz up the thots to get some schlicky naw what im sayin?

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

I just recently got a job at a theme park near my house, and working there is total suicide fuel. There’s tons of couples who go there and they’re all lovey dovey type of couples. If you’re an incel, a theme park is definitely not the type of place you want to work at.

Can you covertly adjust the controls for the rides that all these despicable chads and stacys are blissfully enjoying so that instead of experiencing excitement and fun, they experience terror and sickness?

 

[Lawrence]

Can you covertly adjust the controls for the rides that all these despicable chads and stacys are blissfully enjoying so that instead of experiencing excitement and fun, they experience terror and sickness?

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The ride I worked at, they only gave us two buttons, "Stop" and "Start"-

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[Darth_Aurelius]

Sounds more tolerable than seeing happy and loving couples

I honestly don't know what would be worse since I have a strong natural aversion for bodily discharge and find it particularly disgusting if someone voms around me. I would actually consider using my G19 Glock 9mm personal defense sidearm to shoot anyone who tried to projectile vom on me. I think that would be a meritorious case for self-defense.

 

[Lawrence]

Have you had to clean up some kids vomit yet?

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Had to do that a few times but it's done "at a distance"...- you cover it with a powdered substance called "Voban", and then you clear everyone from the area and spray with a high-pressure hose from several feet away...- you don't work directly with vomit at close range
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[Lawrence]

If you’re an incel, a theme park is definitely not the type of place you want to work at

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There's some pretty good jobs there at night though, and those might be more to your liking...- mostly cleaning jobs and security jobs, after the park is closed
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[Darth_Aurelius]

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Had to do that a few times but it's done "at a distance"...- after you pour a substance called "Voban" onto it, you clear the area and spray with a high-pressure hose from several feet away...- you don't work directly with vomit at close range
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Thank Allah for that small mercy at least. I suppose its an occupational hazard but still, I would expect to receive a large bonus in my pay if I had to go anywhere near a pile of vom.

 

[Darth_Aurelius]

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There's some pretty good jobs there at night though, and those might be more to your liking...- mostly cleaning jobs and security jobs, after the park is closed
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Yeah, I can vouch for the ease of third shift security as I worked in contract security for almost five years as a guard, then a supervisor and eventually a "lieutenant" (lower manager) and on third shift, the hardest part of the job was literally staying awake. You could watch YouTube vids, sleep in utility closets, get drunk and even jack off (I did all of the above while working third shift and still managed to get promoted).

 

[Lawrence]

Thank Allah for that small mercy at least. I suppose its an occupational hazard but still, I would expect to receive a large bonus in my pay if I had to go anywhere near a pile of vom.

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I used to flat-out tell people, "Don't get on this ride if you've eaten during the last 30 minutes", i.e. common sense
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[CrackingYs]

Sabotage the roller coaster and make the couples go flying off the rails.

 

[Lawrence]

Yeah, I can vouch for the ease of third shift security as I worked in contract security for almost five years as a guard, then a supervisor and eventually a "lieutenant" (lower manager) and on third shift, the hardest part of the job was literally staying awake. You could watch YouTube vids, sleep in utility closets, get drunk and even jack off (I did all of the above while working third shift and still managed to get promoted).

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Haaa!- Oh, man, what a party

The place I worked, they required you to be on patrol, and there were key-turn devices throughout the route and you have to activate them, to acknowledge that you were patrolling the required areas
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[Lawrence]

Sabotage the roller coaster and make the couples go flying off the rails.

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This is possible but I prefer less lethal- (and frankly more fun)- means of ruining their day LOL
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[Darth_Aurelius]

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Haaa!- Oh, man, what a party

The place I worked, they required you to be on patrol, and there were key-turn devices throughout the route and you have to activate them, to acknowledge that you were patrolling the required areas
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Yeah we actually had the same thing for the lower ranking guards but once you became a supervisor or above, you had complete discretion concerning where you would go and what you could do. In fact, when I was a supervisor, I got away with much more then I had been getting away with when I had been a mere guard. By the time I was promoted to the position of site security manager, I would literally go and drive around the local neighborhoods and try to escortmaxx while on the job and in the company car. They eventually discovered that I had been getting drunk and watching movies with one of my employees and fired my ass but that was after I had been getting paid to just fuck off with impunity for many years.

 

[Lawrence]

They eventually discovered that I had been getting drunk and watching movies with one of my employees and fired my ass but that was after I had been getting paid to just fuck off with impunity for many years.

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On the whole, a net gain and a good deal-
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[Darth_Aurelius]

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On the whole, a net gain and a good deal-
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Haha absolutely brocel! I was having the time of my life at that place and it was by far the easiest money I have ever and will ever make.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

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[Rabbi Schneerson]

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Yo

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

I just recently got a job at a theme park near my house, and working there is total suicide fuel. There’s tons of couples who go there and they’re all lovey dovey type of couples. If you’re an incel, a theme park is definitely not the type of place you want to work at.

I can't imagine a worse place for a truecel then a themepark, disney prince vs quasimodo every day

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

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[BornToLose]

I did that once. Can confirm it is not like the movie Adventureland (2009) AT ALL.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

View: https://youtu.be/Sf4ZzZ6dMNA?t=10


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[TheCatMan]

What are the perks free rides, food, etc?

 

[Emba]

I like cleaning upon vomit

 

[Fallout]

does it smell like popcorn and cotton candy all day?

 

[Lawrence]

What are the perks free rides, food, etc?

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At ours we did get free rides, and a discount on food

I don't know how many people wanted to hang out at work on their day off, though
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[Lawrence]

does it smell like popcorn and cotton candy all day?

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Mostly asphalt, LOL
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[Ellsworth]

I just recently got a job at a theme park near my house, and working there is total suicide fuel. There’s tons of couples who go there and they’re all lovey dovey type of couples. If you’re an incel, a theme park is definitely not the type of place you want to work at.

My work had a company picnic at one and it was suicide fuel. Hot girls of all ages and races as well as happy couples everywhere.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I honestly don't know what would be worse since I have a strong natural aversion for bodily discharge and find it particularly disgusting if someone voms around me. I would actually consider using my G19 Glock 9mm personal defense sidearm to shoot anyone who tried to projectile vom on me. I think that would be a meritorious case for self-defense.

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Could you shoot babies who cry loudly on aeroplanes too?

 

[airock0704]

I just recently got a job at a theme park near my house, and working there is total suicide fuel. There’s tons of couples who go there and they’re all lovey dovey type of couples. If you’re an incel, a theme park is definitely not the type of place you want to work at.

just going to a theme park is suifuel. I went to a really large arcade for a hotel (many times). And oml, so many actual beckys alone or with their bfs. There was a becky next to me when I was using the crane machine. She rather talk to my dad than to me. Bro is a five foot dark skin ethnic. Im ded bro

 

[Verxis]

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The ride I worked at, they only gave us two buttons, "Stop" and "Start"-

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Incel-proofed controls.