Dionysus
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Here are some of my tips and tricks to help you guys.
Tip#1 Don't fuck other men.
Pretty obvious one ngl
Tip#2 Ice Cubes.
If you have ice cubes then you have a snack when there solid and a drink when there're liquid. This is efficiency and nothing scares fags off more than being efficient and productive.
Tip#3 Choose Beverages wisely.
Avoid anything with alcohol. A little bit of juice is fine once in a while but don't have too much and same for smoothies. Coffee is meh. Milk is good but no soy or almond milk just regular and chocolate. I recommend water because it's the drink for straight people. Ever seen a fag drink out of a water bottle? Neither have I.
Tip#4 Don't visit gay bars.
Even if shit is cheap there just avoid the place unless your name is Omar Mateen .
Tip#5 Avoid Porn.
Fap to lighter stuff and if you have to watch some solo stuff. Hentai is fine.
Tip#7 Understand Mathematics.
Learn some math especially if you enjoy it. Fags,like women, can't do math.
Tip#8 Don't go on gay sites.
This includes stuff like tumblr or buzzfeed or any other leftist site. Also don't go on gay dating apps but the only exception is if it's for research purposes unironically.
Tip#9 Don't join lgbtwazefaw+ events.
The amount of faggotry you would be exposed to is indescribable. The amount of damage is hard to recover for even the straightest of men.
Tip#10 Don't be a guest.
This one is for the guests here.
Tip#11 Enjoy the classics.
Classical music,movies,literature whatever it is just enjoy it. There were not many fags in that time.
Tip#13 Don't be a mod.
Trust me I've been the mod of several twitch streams and it was gay. One exception is modding your games.
Tip#14 Don't criticize me.
Lot's of fags have tried and always inevitable fail. Don't join them.
Tip#15 Don't work for news organizations or the FBI.
Nobody like these people.
That's all the tips I have I might add more.
Tip#1 Don't fuck other men.
Pretty obvious one ngl
Tip#2 Ice Cubes.
If you have ice cubes then you have a snack when there solid and a drink when there're liquid. This is efficiency and nothing scares fags off more than being efficient and productive.
Tip#3 Choose Beverages wisely.
Avoid anything with alcohol. A little bit of juice is fine once in a while but don't have too much and same for smoothies. Coffee is meh. Milk is good but no soy or almond milk just regular and chocolate. I recommend water because it's the drink for straight people. Ever seen a fag drink out of a water bottle? Neither have I.
Tip#4 Don't visit gay bars.
Even if shit is cheap there just avoid the place unless your name is Omar Mateen .
Tip#5 Avoid Porn.
Fap to lighter stuff and if you have to watch some solo stuff. Hentai is fine.
Tip#7 Understand Mathematics.
Learn some math especially if you enjoy it. Fags,like women, can't do math.
Tip#8 Don't go on gay sites.
This includes stuff like tumblr or buzzfeed or any other leftist site. Also don't go on gay dating apps but the only exception is if it's for research purposes unironically.
Tip#9 Don't join lgbtwazefaw+ events.
The amount of faggotry you would be exposed to is indescribable. The amount of damage is hard to recover for even the straightest of men.
Tip#10 Don't be a guest.
This one is for the guests here.
Tip#11 Enjoy the classics.
Classical music,movies,literature whatever it is just enjoy it. There were not many fags in that time.
Tip#13 Don't be a mod.
Trust me I've been the mod of several twitch streams and it was gay. One exception is modding your games.
Tip#14 Don't criticize me.
Lot's of fags have tried and always inevitable fail. Don't join them.
Tip#15 Don't work for news organizations or the FBI.
Nobody like these people.
That's all the tips I have I might add more.