Cope Did you watch fantastic beasts and the secrets of dumbledore ?

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It was good but it had over the top violence

It was pretty based I really liked how newt loves animals and protects them like me from normies or evil people

Secrets of dumbledore was that he was gay ,in love with grindelwald and credence was his brother aberforths son

And credence is dying sadly , like me cuz he is a obscurial,dumbledore erased the obscurial but he’s still dying

The previous movies was better but this was still cool ,kinda boring sometimes tho

I like wizard ing world and fantastic beasts movies more than og hp

We should get more lore wise villains tho like ekrizdis

 

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Gay character? Will not watch tbh.

 

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Gay character? Will not watch tbh.

It was nicely done tho

 

[Deleted member 32725]

It was nicely done tho

Gay character = globohomo shill.
If I want based films, I will watch Lord of the Rings

 

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Gay character = globohomo shill.
If I want based films, I will watch Lord of the Rings

Lotr is so garbage lol hp mogs lotr to oblivion ,also it is not based at all and very bluepilled and childish

 

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Lotr is so garbage lol hp mogs lotr to oblivion ,also it is not based at all and very bluepilled and childish

Incorrect.
Gandalf smokes pipes.
Dumbledore smokes cock.
I rest my case.

 

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Incorrect.
Gandalf smokes pipes.
Dumbledore smokes cock.
I rest my case.

No the evil is always the ugly orcs and tge good guys are chads and Stacie’s ,Gandalf is ok but it is for non matured manchildren unlike hp world ,newt mogs them all also dumbledore mogs gandalf too

I like hobbit movies tho t he y are awesome

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Incorrect.
Gandalf smokes pipes.
Dumbledore smokes cock.
I rest my case.

Newt is non nt based king ,most hp characters are non nt decent people unlike narcy chads from lotr

 

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No the evil is always the ugly orcs and tge good guys are chads and Stacie’s ,Gandalf is ok but it is for non matured manchildren unlike hp world ,newt mogs them all also dumbledore mogs gandalf too

I like hobbit movies tho t he y are awesome

Harry Potter was written by a foid, and is therefore childish.
LoTR was written by a High IQ Chad, and doesn't have any strong w*men worth noting.

 

[Mecoja]

Incorrect.
Gandalf smokes pipes.
Dumbledore smokes cock.
I rest my case.

 

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LoTR was written by a High IQ Chad, and doesn't have any strong w*men worth noting

Lotr is a fucking retarded childs book ffs,it is very retarded and only people who likes it are evil normies,tolkien can’t write shit ,I do not know if he’s Chad or not ,Chad worshipping then,at least rowling writes good stories with good incel characters like snape,also she’s based that Harry’s father was the bully and got incel snapes oneitis lily ,Girls always go for bullies ,hp is more real than idiotic lotr

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

I hope you're not a fag lover

I’m fucking tired of you faggots still marking me as “Chad” or “gay” ,fucking idiots really making me angry ,I’ll get you banned if you keep trolling me like that

 

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Lotr is a fucking retarded childs book ffs,it is very retarded and only people who likes it are evil normies,tolkien can’t write shit ,I do not know if he’s Chad or not ,Chad worshipping then,at least rowling writes good stories with good incel characters like snape,also she’s based that Harry’s father was the bully and got incel snapes oneitis lily ,Girls always go for bullies ,hp is more real than idiotic lotr

Tolkien was an established scholar and linguist.
Harry Potter has talking hats that sort wizardcels into gay clubs tbh ngl

Hobbits gigamog Hufflepuff losers

 

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Tolkien was an established scholar and linguist.
Harry Potter has talking hats that sort wizardcels into gay clubs tbh ngl

Hobbits gigamog Hufflepuff losers

Being a linguist doesn’t mean he can write good ,he copied every fantasy shit and make a dumb childish story that only low iq normies love ,that’s why it’s popular ,also hE cReaTed a lAngUage doesn’t mean the story is good ,avatar created a language too ,it’s just mediocre as fuck

Harry Potter stories are based and better than lotr in every way

People like Hufflepuff losers are real while hobbits are fantasy like all lotr

Hp is better in every fucking way than lotr

Can’t see the thing for lotr and I read and watched all the books, they are retarded and childish

All lotr fans are gay cocksuckers of tolkien

 

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Nigger I didn't say you were gay. I just said "I hope you aren't a fag lover"

You still fucking think I’ma fag lover

 

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Being a linguist doesn’t mean he can write good ,he copied every fantasy shit and make a dumb childish story that only low iq normies love ,that’s why it’s popular ,also hE cReaTed a lAngUage doesn’t mean the story is good ,avatar created a language too ,it’s just mediocre as fuck

Harry Potter stories are based and better than lotr in every way

People like Hufflepuff losers are real while hobbits are fantasy like all lotr

Hp is better in every fucking way than lotr

Can’t see the thing for lotr and I read and watched all the books, they are retarded and childish

All lotr fans are gay cocksuckers of tolkien

Harry Potter is gay. The kids all play with "wands".
Dumbledore is literally called the HEAD MASTER. That's because he sucks cock!

Meanwhile, LoTR has swordfights and epic shit.

 

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Harry Potter is gay. The kids all play with "wands".
Dumbledore is literally called the HEAD MASTER. That's because he sucks cock!

Meanwhile, LoTR has swordfights and epic shit.

That is just the fantasy world though ,lotr has magicians too like gandlaf and the biggest evil villain an eye ,lotr is for non matured people mostly wanabe edgy teens who think huge bloody fights are epic and cool while it is absolute horrible for everyone in it

You seem pretty bluepilled and living in a fantasy world

 

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That is just the fantasy world though ,lotr has magicians too like gandlaf and the biggest evil villain an eye ,lotr is for non matured people mostly wanabe edgy teens who think huge bloody fights are epic and cool while it is absolute horrible for everyone in it

You seem pretty bluepilled and living in a fantasy world

Notice how Sauron looks like a flaming vagina? That's a blackpill.

Meanwhile, in Harry Potter, female wizards have spells that specifically target incels, and don't forget how it's cannon that Elliot Rodger was a Slytherin.

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Notice how Sauron looks like a flaming vagina? That's a blackpill.

That’s not real stop coping

 

[mentally lost cel 1]

Notice how Sauron looks like a flaming vagina? That's a blackpill.

Meanwhile, in Harry Potter, female wizards have spells that specifically target incels, and don't forget how it's cannon that Elliot Rodger was a Slytherin.

Which spell targets incels??? How is Elliot a slyhterin?

Lotr is nothing more than juvenile trash if you disagree you’re bluepilled and non matured

 

[Deleted member 32725]

That’s not real stop coping

You didn't read all the lore I guess.
If you love Harry Potter so much, then you should also remember how dick lengthening spells are cannon, and the average penis length for a wizard is 19", which is described in extremely gay detail

 

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You didn't read all the lore I guess.
If you love Harry Potter so much, then you should also remember how dick lengthening spells are cannon, and the average penis length for a wizard is 19", which is described in extremely gay detail

lol I know most the lore bro , funny joke

 

[Rhaast]

Soy shit

 

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lol I know most the lore bro , funny joke

Easy comparison:

LoTR has Hobbits, who engage in the true NEET lifestyle, and are the heroes of the setting. Even the Chads don't save the world, merely assisting the Hobbitcels in saving Middle Earth.

In Harry Potter, magic is something you're either born with or don't have. If you don't have it, you don't get to be a part of their amazing world.

Also, remember how in book 5, a wizard named Geoffrey Hepstain took a bunch of the First Years on his magic broom to his private island?

 

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LoTR has Hobbits, who engage in the true NEET lifestyle, and are the heroes of the setting. Even the Chads don't save the world, merely assisting the Hobbitcels in saving Middle Earth.

Hobbits are used for cannon fodder bait ,non based while gigachads and gigastacies slay in every way

 

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In Harry Potter, magic is something you're either born with or don't have. If you don't have it, you don't get to be a part of their amazing world

Most times but kowalski is still a part of the fantastic beasts movies ,dude fucking hobbits and wizards in lotr is much more retarded than based incels like Harry or snape

 

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Easy comparison:

LoTR has Hobbits, who engage in the true NEET lifestyle, and are the heroes of the setting. Even the Chads don't save the world, merely assisting the Hobbitcels in saving Middle Earth.

In Harry Potter, magic is something you're either born with or don't have. If you don't have it, you don't get to be a part of their amazing world.

Also, remember how in book 5, a wizard named Geoffrey Hepstain took a bunch of the First Years on his magic broom to his private island?

View: https://youtu.be/lJ83ILGA8yI


Here you go a foid writing that the incel character was the good guy all along and the main hero Harry was just used to defeat voldemort by pragmatist dumbledore


Lotr doesn’t have incel heroes like snape

 

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Soy shit

No it’s not ,not everything popular is soy

 

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Also, remember how in book 5, a wizard named Geoffrey Hepstain took a bunch of the First Years on his magic broom to his private island?

Bro

 

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Most times but kowalski is still a part of the fantastic beasts movies ,dude fucking hobbits and wizards in lotr is much more retarded than based incels like Harry or snape

How is Harry an incel??? He literally gets laid by 17???
And if Harry Potter is so based, why does Gryffindor always win? Because Chad law obviously.
Plus, there is a sport called Queerbitch, where grown ass men put a big wooden pole between their legs, and play with balls.

 

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How is Harry an incel??? He literally gets laid by 17???

He just got laid by noodle cuz he was the chosen one and statismaxx

 

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He just got laid by noodle cuz he was the chosen one and statismaxx

Meanwhile, based Frodo actually dies a virgin like a true incel

 

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And if Harry Potter is so based, why does Gryffindor always win? Because Chad law obviously.

Why does the good guys win all the time in movies then? If you criticize hp you can’t like lotr cuz it’s much more bad than that ,go for asoiaf in there no one even wins that much ,also bad guys win too like James potter

 

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How is Harry an incel??? He literally gets laid by 17???
And if Harry Potter is so based, why does Gryffindor always win? Because Chad law obviously.
Plus, there is a sport called Queerbitch, where grown ass men put a big wooden pole between their legs, and play with balls.

It’s just nice fantasy unlike lotr jubeline trash

 

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Why does the good guys win all the time in movies then? If you criticize hp you can’t like lotr cuz it’s much more bad than that ,go for asoiaf in there no one even wins that much ,also bad guys win too like James potter

The good guys win because of help from enlightened NEET Hobbits, duh.

In Harry Potter they win because they gathered literal Whore-cruxes.

 

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Meanwhile, based Frodo actually dies a virgin like a true incel

He could’ve gotten an escort , you just accepted that it is childish cuz tolkien wasn’t writing it for normal same adults

 

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The good guys win because of help from enlightened NEET Hobbits, duh.

In Harry Potter they win because they gathered literal Whore-cruxes.

They barely win in hp,neet hobbits we’re just canon fodder they could’ve used eagles

 

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He could’ve gotten an escort , you just accepted that it is childish cuz tolkien wasn’t writing it for normal same adults

Why didn't Harry use Imperio to get pussy?? These are the real questions.

Besides, no escorts in LoTR because men don't tolerate thottery in that based universe

 

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The good guys win because of help from enlightened NEET Hobbits, duh.

In Harry Potter they win because they gathered literal Whore-cruxes.

The chads win over ugly incel orcs,tolkien hates ugly things that is evil and bluepilled unlike hp or rowling

 

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Why didn't Harry use Imperio to get pussy?? These are the real questions.

Besides, no escorts in LoTR because men don't tolerate thottery in that based universe

Cuz it was forbidden ???

Lotr is so childish and immature it doesn’t have any real life meaning or logic

 

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Cuz it was forbidden ???

Lotr is so childish and immature it doesn’t have any real life meaning or logic

I can't deny that Harry Potter has lots of logic: like giving time travel to 13 year olds to help them study, instead of using it to do anything productive. And how you could kill literally any bad wizard with a gun.

But have you considered that LoTR doesn't have any gay characters?

 

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I can't deny that Harry Potter has lots of logic: like giving time travel to 13 year olds to help them study, instead of using it to do anything productive. And how you could kill literally any bad wizard with a gun.

But have you considered that LoTR doesn't have any gay characters?

Lotr has extreme logic too not using eagles to drop rings

Gay characters doesn’t mean a children’s book is better than it , it means that it is realistic unlike garbage lotr

Lotr has the same logic if you go with fantasy stuff being in it

 

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Lotr has extreme logic too not using eagles to drop rings

Gay characters doesn’t mean a children’s book is better than it , it means that it is realistic unlike garbage lotr

Lotr has the same logic if you go with fantasy stuff being in it

LoTR: Eagles used to fly, which is based and Americapilled

HP: Wooden dildos with simulated pubes at one end.

 

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LoTR: Eagles used to fly, which is based and Americapilled

HP: Wooden dildos with simulated pubes at one end.

Lotr has bigger and longer dildos that wizards use lol

Hp has based innocent animals helping the incels and them protecting them against evil normies

You know I’m right about this

 

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Lotr has bigger and longer dildos that wizards use lol

Hp has based innocent animals helping the incels and them protecting them against evil normies

You know I’m right about this

I know no such thing, sir.

LoTR is an epic that defined the entire genre of fantasy. Through beautiful story crafting, Tolkien wove an imaginative universe peopled with legendary characters who serve as inspiration to many to this day.

In Harry Potter, it is Canon some old guy got buttfucked by a man whose name is literally Dumbledore, and is called the Head Master.

 

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LoTR is an epic that defined the entire genre of fantasy. Through beautiful story crafting, Tolkien wove an imaginative universe peopled with legendary characters who serve as inspiration to many to this day.

Keep living in your dream world poor kiddo

Grow up please

 

[tulasdanslos]

I know no such thing, sir.

LoTR is an epic that defined the entire genre of fantasy. Through beautiful story crafting, Tolkien wove an imaginative universe peopled with legendary characters who serve as inspiration to many to this day.

In Harry Potter, it is Canon some old guy got buttfucked by a man whose name is literally Dumbledore, and is called the Head Master.

I saw that shit movie. You can infer that Grindelwald was the top and Dumbledore was the bottom.

 

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I know no such thing, sir.

LoTR is an epic that defined the entire genre of fantasy. Through beautiful story crafting, Tolkien wove an imaginative universe peopled with legendary characters who serve as inspiration to many to this day.

In Harry Potter, it is Canon some old guy got buttfucked by a man whose name is literally Dumbledore, and is called the Head Master.

Anyone who likes lotr is a pathetic bluepilled soy faggot

 

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I saw that shit movie. You can infer that Grindelwald was the top and Dumbledore was the bottom.

Dude it’s better than lotr in every way

 

[Deleted member 32725]

Keep living in your dream world poor kiddo

Grow up please

I think the real bluepill is simping for a story created by a foid!

And is it not also true that in Harry Potter, there are beans called Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans? And if this is so, do they not make CUM flavored beans? And if they do, these beans would be consumed by men? MEN WHO ARE NOW MADE HOMOSEXUAL THROUGH THE BEAN AGENDA.

Your honor. Fellow incels. It is clear that Harry Potter is cringe and bluepilled, while LoTR remains based and redpilled.