Serious Did you know that India is fighting a war on two fronts - A war with Pakistan and a war with insurgents from monkey gangs?

[Zetta]

Monkey ‘Gang Wars’ Keep Killing People in India

In the last three months, fights between monkeys have resulted in seven people dying.

www.vice.com

And no I'm not talking about black people; they are literally fighting war against monkey gang insurgents. This is akin to the emu war, however, this time the animals are actually fighting back - the monkeys have been strategically dropping bricks onto jeets' heads from on top of buildings, killing them like carpet bombers. The formidable monkeys have also continued their marching cavalcade of thieving in lockstep, parading down the poo troughs of India - raiding. It's become organized. And fortunately for the Indians there has even been infighting between the monkeys and their scintillating spoils.

As a result the government of India has declared an open season and a totalen krieg on their native monkeys in their time of vulnerability. Promising rupees to those that slay them: MERCENARIES, VIGILANTIES, INTREPID WARRIORS.

Perhaps this is the reason why they are advocating for a ceasefire with Pakistan. For they learned from their aryan brothers that fighting a war on two fronts probably isn't a good idea.

So I guess the apple doesn't far fall from the tree. My heart goes out to Lundians as an American.

 

[based_meme]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL.

 

[Emba]

Whatever you say Cornelius

 

[Zetta]

Monkey ‘Gang Wars’ Keep Killing People in India

In the last three months, fights between monkeys have resulted in seven people dying.

www.vice.com

And no I'm not talking about black people; they are literally fighting war against monkey gang insurgents. This is akin to the emu war, however, this time the animals are actually fighting back - the monkeys have been strategically dropping bricks onto jeets' heads from on top of buildings, killing them like carpet bombers. The formidable monkeys have also continued their marching cavalcade of thieving in lockstep, parading down the poo troughs of India - raiding. It's become organized. And fortunately for the Indians there has even been infighting between the monkeys and their scintillating spoils.

As a result the government of India has declared an open season and a totalen krieg on their native monkeys in their time of vulnerability. Promising rupees to those that slay them: MERCENARIES, VIGILANTIES, INTREPID WARRIORS.

Perhaps this is the reason why they are advocating for a ceasefire with Pakistan. For they learned from their aryan brothers that fighting a war on two fronts probably isn't a good idea.

So I guess the apple doesn't far fall from the tree. My heart goes out to Lundians as an American.
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India’s capital loses its decades-long battle with thousands of monkeys

Hindu belief in mythological god has hampered efforts to control the city’s 30,000 monkeys

www.irishtimes.com

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

@wereq

 

[fullofchagrin]

Monkey ‘Gang Wars’ Keep Killing People in India

In the last three months, fights between monkeys have resulted in seven people dying.

www.vice.com

And no I'm not talking about black people; they are literally fighting war against monkey gang insurgents. This is akin to the emu war, however, this time the animals are actually fighting back - the monkeys have been strategically dropping bricks onto jeets' heads from on top of buildings, killing them like carpet bombers. The formidable monkeys have also continued their marching cavalcade of thieving in lockstep, parading down the poo troughs of India - raiding. It's become organized. And fortunately for the Indians there has even been infighting between the monkeys and their scintillating spoils.

As a result the government of India has declared an open season and a totalen krieg on their native monkeys in their time of vulnerability. Promising rupees to those that slay them: MERCENARIES, VIGILANTIES, INTREPID WARRIORS.

Perhaps this is the reason why they are advocating for a ceasefire with Pakistan. For they learned from their aryan brothers that fighting a war on two fronts probably isn't a good idea.

So I guess the apple doesn't far fall from the tree. My heart goes out to Lundians as an American.
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[wereq]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL.