Incel trait if you never had to buy one tbh. Even if I did, it would be to embarrassing. Imagine asking that as a framecel manlet. Nobody would believe you were even getting any sex.
i have bought XL condoms at store when a cute foid cashier is working so she would think i have massive dick and want to fuck. didnt work
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Muh just have a big dick.
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I stole some in middle school for making ballons with them 
Good old Time
Good old Time
From who?I stole some in middle school for making ballons with them
Good old Time
Yes
I like wearing condoms while wanking
No cleanup afterwards
I like wearing condoms while wanking
No cleanup afterwards
No, but if someone asks I should say I have
I grab handful when see them at random health shit areas.
Because
Because
I like wearing condoms while wanking
No cleanup afterwards
Yes
I like wearing condoms while wanking
No cleanup afterwards
Why the fuck would a sexless virgin like myself need one? Seems a bit fakecel to be handling and buying sexhaver products.
I got a bunch of them in school during a sex education class. I never used any of them obviously
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Can't tell if you are trolling or not, lmao. If not, this is funny as fuckYes
I like wearing condoms while wanking
No cleanup afterwards
Ain’t no way I’m gonna go to the store and buy a condom, lol. Buying 2 bottles of lube at a time is embarrassing enough. Besides, no fucking way I’d feel anything with a condom on. I’m too desensitized from years of death grip
Of course not, I’d have nothing to do with it, other than maybe placing it somewhere to look at it daily or something.
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Never even seen one
No
No I'd never want to fuck a plastic bag anyway.
No
One day, for fun, I decided to go to the pharmacy and buy condoms, flirting with the saleswoman along the way so that she would think that I would soon have a lot of sex. I did it for the sake of making fun of her.
yes.
its like a baloon. i filled it with water to see how far it can stretch without breaking. it smells like chewing gum.
you can use it as an emergency pee disposal pouch.
cleaning convenience and just check out th product
tbh it makes my dick numb. And it makes it warm which does not feels good at all.Yes
I like wearing condoms while wanking
No cleanup afterwards
I had a buddy who wanted to gift me some when i was 14 but i didnt have a girlfriend or really interested in sex much at that time.
He was always talking about how girls love the "Strawberry" taste and i was like: " what the hell are you even talking about?"
He was always talking about how girls love the "Strawberry" taste and i was like: "
what the hell are you even talking about?"
Way too expensive for that use. Might as well use small garbage bags, which are far cheaper
I was also dick coping in my younger years.
Incel trait to never buy them tbh or maybe it's a sexhaver trait. Who knows
I remember they were giving out condoms as rewards for participating in some stupid leisure activity. (It was in STEMOf course not, I’d have nothing to do with it, other than maybe placing it somewhere to look at it daily or something
)
same
When i was 15 i was thinking that im a grown man and i should be ready at any moment to fuck a foid.What a lie
This is the equivalent of buying a dog leash without owning any dogs.
No condoms for incels face
I remember they were giving out condoms as rewards for participating in some stupid leisure activity. (It was in STEM
I have to jack off in to try to imagine what condom sex feels like
I would steal condoms from school fill it up with white soap and leave it in the halls.
Thought you’d be shooting dust by now. Fair enough
Porn trope
It's like a poor mans fleshlight
Same lol.
10 years ago I went to the doctor with cargo pants on and big pockets after taking 4 mg of xanax and woke up the next day with like 300 condoms in all of the pockets
I don’t even know how to put one on.
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