Did Bilbo Baggins live the ideal incel life?

[lurker45]

-Went on a grand adventure that he'd remember for the rest of his life
-Got rich and earned the respect of his entire village, owned the nicest place there.
-Adopted his nephew so he had a blood related legacy
-Spent his last days living peacefully

That would be the best I could ask for, honestly.

 

[Insomniac]

Just be a hobbit theory

 

[tehgymcel420]

That would be the best I could ask for, honestly.

Death is the best thing any incel could ask for.

 

[StaroRavager]

Its a shame we don't live in a fantasy world where we can actually make such accomplishments. Then again the majority of us would die within hours if we were transported to Middle Earth

 

[Legionarivs]

Its a shame we don't live in a fantasy world where we can actually make such accomplishments. Then again the majority of us would die within hours if we were transported to Middle Earth

 

[thePhantom]

Its a shame we don't live in a fantasy world where we can actually make such accomplishments. Then again the majority of us would die within hours if we were transported to Middle Earth

I guess we could orcmaxx.

 

[AlwaysLawRoute]

Tbh I would try to find out how spell and magic creatures work and see in what way I could exploit them.Living peacefully and without a care in a universe that has fucking magic in it is pretty low T.

 

[SilentSoup]

>Has chests full of treasure, a magic sword, and a magic ring
>Well-known and respected
>Friends with a wizard
>Literal dragon slayer

Bilbo was Hobbit Chad, I bet he was fucking Shire Bitches nonstop when he returned from his adventure

 

[Indari]

the ring > sex

 

[Incellectual]

Its a shame we don't live in a fantasy world where we can actually make such accomplishments. Then again the majority of us would die within hours if we were transported to Middle Earth

 

[Deleted member 14577]

>ideal
>incel
Pick one

 

[Of Manlets and Men]

Bilbo was volcel, not incel.

 

[Hoffman_13]

Bilbo was volcel, not incel.

 

[Newbie17]

Just be a hobbit theory

Just don't exist theory

 

[Rice Cel]

He probably banged a lot of hobbit bitches after statusmaxing and decided marriage was cucked so remained single tbh tbh