any shoplifting stories or advice ??
No, officer. I haven't shoplifted
No, never shoplifted ever
Nope, never, why would I do that?
too high inhib for it, and it's not worth it.
so many glowie threads lately wtf
my mother is shoplifter
HAHAHAHAHAH PATHETIC PUSSIES I STOLE A 80 EUR BRAUN SHAVING MACHINE DURING COVID PUT ALL THE STUFF IN MY POCKED AND WENT OUT IN FRONT OF THE SECURITY CUCKS LIKE NOTHING HAPENNED L M A O
"Anyone want to freely admit to any crimes?"
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No, you can't shoplift from a website. I also haven't shoplifted irl, I'm not a nigger
We aren't niggers.
No, I scan every item in self-checkout.
@zerozerozero did
you WILL steal ze stuff
when I was 5 I still stole candy from safeway and other places, then I stopped after getting caught by my friends mom
I forgot to scan some oranges once 
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It's impossible now over here. There are probably opportunities but I don't go anywhere to find them.
No but i took a fat shit in public and flooded the damn restroom lol
Idk bro, every time I try to shoplifting something over here on is, I only grab a pocketful of electrons that vanish as soon as I hide them
No, i'm too high inhib to shoplift
I am an honest man.
No, most shop owners seem to be cautious of me as i enter anyways.
I hate trying to shoplifting here! It's all just pixels!
The feds don't give a shit if you steal a $2 bag of doritos especially if you live in Cuckfornia. The feds are more worried about us going ER.
No, if there is a value that I have in mind, it is not to steal anything.
Never done such a thing
Glowie.
I am not a criminal. I am a law abiding citizen.
No, Mr cop
I have never once properly shoplifted. Took a few tumbled stones from the bottom of a box of bags of them by the counter in a store when I was 12. Does that count?
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I don't myself but an old friend told me how easy it is to do. You can literally just pick things up and walk out and have 99% success rate. Anyone who gets caught is retarded. I still won't risk it though.
did it once didn't get caught but i felt the police was watching me after it i'd see them in places where i'd never see them before and the'd be really looking at me lol the cameras probably saw me but they probably think arresting a shoplifter isn't worth it , i stole a shaving machine
Raw emotion for me, everything else fed
i used to drive for a profiessional shoplifter for like 3 months. made like 1k per day. what do u wanna know
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No, way to nervous about getting involved with the police. It is a small chance, but still.
Robbing a €2 drink from Mohammed’s shop ≠ robbing a bank
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