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SuicideFuel Dickcel trait: ashamed to dance with pants down (dickpill just meme)

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Few years ago, when not hikikomori, participated in birthday, not many participants, just 4. So 3 of us, drunk men, dancing to "numa numa yei" with pants down and dicks wiggling. And instead of putting pants down without doubt, I was ashamed at start, and had need to state that my 4cm can grow bigger (to 11cm, but didn said that). 4th participant was femoid, and she could see our dicks, but I not cared about that, because she was extremely ugly, 1/10, and participated only because birthday man wanted to fuck, and she was easy slut. He was high tier normie looking, and working as bartender, but all he got to bang at birthday was just that ugly thot. Could better call prostitute, because money was not saved anyway, neigbors called police for load music at night, and he was fined

 
Social life mogs me
 
Less than 8 inches= better to stay a virgin than show your penis to anyone...
 
crazy shit like that happens all over the Balkans, but i was never really there for it lol

i live where that stupid song was made btw, it's funny seeing it around, it's our ONLY ever competitive meme that ever went global
 
>getting invited to parties of any kind

F is for fakecel, shitting up the forum
U is for you're a fagoot
C is for cucking all us truecels
K is for KYS

OFF IS FOR WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOULD DO
HERE ON INCELS.CO
 
It's over tbh
Never began for dickcels
 
>getting invited to parties of any kind

F is for fakecel, shitting up the forum
U is for you're a fagoot
C is for cucking all us truecels
K is for KYS

OFF IS FOR WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOULD DO
HERE ON INCELS.CO
Chad gets invited every day. Normie every week. I just sometimes, and just long ago
 
ngl sounds gay
 
Based. Even 7" is tiny these days because of porn jfl
Anything less than 8 inches literally looks small and unusable... It's so fucking over.
 
Im ashamed of my dicklet.
 
Dickcel trait: afraid of tape measure and thin fabric pants/ wet bathing suit
 
Isn't average 5.5???
3hKpjts
 
this sounds very not gay.
 
Few years ago, when not hikikomori, participated in birthday, not many participants, just 4. So 3 of us, drunk men, dancing to "numa numa yei" with pants down and dicks wiggling. And instead of putting pants down without doubt, I was ashamed at start, and had need to state that my 4cm can grow bigger (to 11cm, but didn said that)
this is gay but also funny
 
i dont dance at all
 
this is gay but also funny
It was. But also costly to birthday guy, almost 100 euros (it was lithuanian currency back then) for loud music
 
less than 15cm is already negative because the penis is not good if he is shorter than that, no pleasure for the slut whore cum-dumpster-public-toilet and already a reason for her to shame you like the foid she is
 
The dickpill made things hard for me.
 
my dick 12 cm
 
how did I get reported for making fun of someone for being a faggot

when this post that is actually gay is still up
 
wtf even is this story lol. guys showing dicks at a party? is that what normies do?
 
Few years ago, when not hikikomori, participated in birthday, not many participants, just 4. So 3 of us, drunk men, dancing to "numa numa yei" with pants down and dicks wiggling. And instead of putting pants down without doubt, I was ashamed at start, and had need to state that my 4cm can grow bigger (to 11cm, but didn said that). 4th participant was femoid, and she could see our dicks, but I not cared about that, because she was extremely ugly, 1/10, and participated only because birthday man wanted to fuck, and she was easy slut. He was high tier normie looking, and working as bartender, but all he got to bang at birthday was just that ugly thot. Could better call prostitute, because money was not saved anyway, neigbors called police for load music at night, and he was fined


i cannot read this my eyes hurt
 
how did I get reported for making fun of someone for being a faggot

when this post that is actually gay is still up
Relax man, drink alco, put on some stupid music, pull pants down, and rock out with your cock out. Just problem, that finding comrades may be not easy :/
 

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