Venting Dick size variations are the absolute proof that nature is a cruel joke

[Doug]

I could slay at least some hot escort if i had a solid dick size

 

[Deleted member 12256]

When you have 1 flaw it's fucking guarantee to have many more....

 

[Zaetheus]

When you have 1 flaw it's fucking guarantee to have many more....

Yep, that’s usually how it goes.

 

[Evil Genius]

ok

 

[CopeIsCope]

I could slay at least some hot escort if i had a solid dick size

I feel you. I would probably get an escort but I'm too afraid she will hold back laughter the whole time.

 

[rudolfhess]

When you have 1 flaw it's fucking guarantee to have many more....

 

[Gremlincel]

Some of us are born to suffer. Someone has to do it.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Fucking an escort is nothing to brag about. And even if you had a really big dick: rest assured, she's seen bigger.

 

[randomloli]

I could slay at least some hot escort if i had a solid dick size

Escorts have seen dicks in all sizes and are usually professional. They won't care as long as you pay. Better yet have a fetish that doesn't include PiV.

 

[Deleted member 1227]

you can still cuddle with an escort tbh

 

[LilFatty]

I could slay at least some hot escort if i had a solid dick size

I think they might prefer it since it wont actually hurt. Think about it, they probably been getting fucked all week so they probably would welcome your small dick for a break.

 

[Deleted member 301]

Trust me, NO-ONE on this forum has a smaller or more pathetic dick than I've been cursed with.

 

[Reize]

Some of us are born to suffer. Someone has to do it.

 

[GoonCel]

I could slay at least some hot escort if i had a solid dick size

id rather have my dick 3 inches smaller than now than have my ugly fucking face