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Hello. my name is
@Venomkore. I go to hogwarts school of magic. I am 16 years old. This is the story of my life with a few ups and downs. Its a tale of sadness, anger, and hatred. I will disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience I have pulled from my superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world.
I woke up at 7: 00 A. M. Mommy was making feseekh in the kitchen. She was 5% egyptian, 5% anglo, 5% sub-saharan african, 10% german, 15% korean, and 55% mestizos. I loved the smell of rotten fish. The smell always woke me up. its almost pugnant, maggot-like, butterscotch scent was so mesmerizing that the only thing I think about whenever I brush my teeth is feseekh.
After brushing my teeth, I went to the dinner table and ate mommy's feseekh. It was so delicious that I started folding myself into a 4-dimensional shape than turned myself into a pickle (I know its halarious xd).
Anyways after eating, it was 7:30 and school starts at 8:00 A.M. I didn't like going to school. All the jocks and beckies always considered me a joke. For example I was wearing a sweatshirt of Misaki from Railgun and they decided to call me a faggot for liking anime. They're probably right, I might have some gay tendencies for liking cartoons but misaki is my waifu, rawr XD.
I played golden eye 64 to pass the time. It was fun but then I looked at my goer watch and oh look at the time! its 8:30 A.M. and I was late to school. I grabbed a piece of toast in my mouth and ran to the bus like a kawaii anime girl.
I took route #1 of Pallet Town in order to get to school. Its really grassy path but nonetheless very fast. But then suddenly, I encountered a wild crack-whore laying on the path! She was covered in rashes like Palpatine from Star Wars. She was sleeping and blocking my path like a Snorlax. I had to sing a tune to save my life because she would walk right over me if I was lying on the sidewalk! Thankfully since I had level 100 in bard, the wild crack-whore scrambled into the bushes like a cryptid and was gone.
I continue on my way to hogwarts school of magic. I finally arrived, still with the toast in my mouth.
The school was large, it was almost like something out of a Dark Victorian Era. So I walked to the office and had to write a late pass. Then I walked to my advisory class. Class #104. As I walked into the classroom, everybody started looking at me like I opened a pack of 5-gum. The Teacher was none other than Mr. Cha D. Fish.
He was a jamaican and always played the drums whenever he tried to calm down the class. Very chill teacher. Anyways I gave the late pass to him and sat downin my seat.
To be continued...
@Venomkore. I go to hogwarts school of magic. I am 16 years old. This is the story of my life with a few ups and downs. Its a tale of sadness, anger, and hatred. I will disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience I have pulled from my superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world.I woke up at 7: 00 A. M. Mommy was making feseekh in the kitchen. She was 5% egyptian, 5% anglo, 5% sub-saharan african, 10% german, 15% korean, and 55% mestizos. I loved the smell of rotten fish. The smell always woke me up. its almost pugnant, maggot-like, butterscotch scent was so mesmerizing that the only thing I think about whenever I brush my teeth is feseekh.
After brushing my teeth, I went to the dinner table and ate mommy's feseekh. It was so delicious that I started folding myself into a 4-dimensional shape than turned myself into a pickle (I know its halarious xd).
Anyways after eating, it was 7:30 and school starts at 8:00 A.M. I didn't like going to school. All the jocks and beckies always considered me a joke. For example I was wearing a sweatshirt of Misaki from Railgun and they decided to call me a faggot for liking anime. They're probably right, I might have some gay tendencies for liking cartoons but misaki is my waifu, rawr XD.
I played golden eye 64 to pass the time. It was fun but then I looked at my goer watch and oh look at the time! its 8:30 A.M. and I was late to school. I grabbed a piece of toast in my mouth and ran to the bus like a kawaii anime girl.
I took route #1 of Pallet Town in order to get to school. Its really grassy path but nonetheless very fast. But then suddenly, I encountered a wild crack-whore laying on the path! She was covered in rashes like Palpatine from Star Wars. She was sleeping and blocking my path like a Snorlax. I had to sing a tune to save my life because she would walk right over me if I was lying on the sidewalk! Thankfully since I had level 100 in bard, the wild crack-whore scrambled into the bushes like a cryptid and was gone.
I continue on my way to hogwarts school of magic. I finally arrived, still with the toast in my mouth.
The school was large, it was almost like something out of a Dark Victorian Era. So I walked to the office and had to write a late pass. Then I walked to my advisory class. Class #104. As I walked into the classroom, everybody started looking at me like I opened a pack of 5-gum. The Teacher was none other than Mr. Cha D. Fish.
He was a jamaican and always played the drums whenever he tried to calm down the class. Very chill teacher. Anyways I gave the late pass to him and sat downin my seat.
To be continued...
