After reading the ancient bbc manuscripts of the chud dynasty, and feeling horny for bbc, @der_komische doxxed @Fat Link by consulting the bbc horoscopes and breaking into the blacked.com database.
With this information and the confidence of a thousand indian men, der komische arrives in detroit library, where they/them meet Professor Cornelius Bartholomew the 3rd and zir friend dreggly poo bear
Dregster poo bear was studying the redpill alpha male self help book "PersonalityHub, how to become a personality star and please your husband in bed"
Cornelius Bartholomew III - ''Their work is an undisputed masterpiece!, after reading this holy scripture, you will pull all the virgin tyrone's you could ever want!''
Dregster, looking at the images of the bbc gods shown in the book - ''Oh my god, look at that shade of pitch black skin, the tastefull thickness of it... oh my god, he even has a foreskin''
der komische was over hearing this conversation and was starting to leak, he knew he needed to steal this book for infinite bbc knowledge
der komische knew he needed to make a distraction to steal this holy bbc book, so after scratching his ball sack for 5 minutes, he came up with the ultimate plan he he.
der komische went online and ordered an acme ''do it yourself waifu kit'', in which would be the instrument of his ultimate plan; der komische will be the true beta male, the supreme planner!
der komische paid for instant deliver by giving jeff bezos a blow job and before he knew it, his ''do it yourself waifu kit'' arrived
With haste, he set up the mannequin waifu who looked like a chinese cartoon school girl, and he set up in the library in the POV of dreggly poo bear.
der komische did his best anime school girl impression which he learned how to do by all his roles he played in chink porn, and before he knew it, dregster was running towards the fake waifu and started raping it immediately.
Now dregster was too busy playing with the waifu, der komische stole the book behind dregster back and with the holy bbc wisedom he learned form the book, he took to the streets of redditistan to slay every bbc warrior he saw there...
With this information and the confidence of a thousand indian men, der komische arrives in detroit library, where they/them meet Professor Cornelius Bartholomew the 3rd and zir friend dreggly poo bear
Dregster poo bear was studying the redpill alpha male self help book "PersonalityHub, how to become a personality star and please your husband in bed"
Cornelius Bartholomew III - ''Their work is an undisputed masterpiece!, after reading this holy scripture, you will pull all the virgin tyrone's you could ever want!''
Dregster, looking at the images of the bbc gods shown in the book - ''Oh my god, look at that shade of pitch black skin, the tastefull thickness of it... oh my god, he even has a foreskin''
der komische was over hearing this conversation and was starting to leak, he knew he needed to steal this book for infinite bbc knowledge
der komische knew he needed to make a distraction to steal this holy bbc book, so after scratching his ball sack for 5 minutes, he came up with the ultimate plan he he.
der komische went online and ordered an acme ''do it yourself waifu kit'', in which would be the instrument of his ultimate plan; der komische will be the true beta male, the supreme planner!
der komische paid for instant deliver by giving jeff bezos a blow job and before he knew it, his ''do it yourself waifu kit'' arrived
With haste, he set up the mannequin waifu who looked like a chinese cartoon school girl, and he set up in the library in the POV of dreggly poo bear.
der komische did his best anime school girl impression which he learned how to do by all his roles he played in chink porn, and before he knew it, dregster was running towards the fake waifu and started raping it immediately.
Now dregster was too busy playing with the waifu, der komische stole the book behind dregster back and with the holy bbc wisedom he learned form the book, he took to the streets of redditistan to slay every bbc warrior he saw there...
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