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LifeFuel Decided To Take A Baby Step Towards EscortMaxxing

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Tranquil Fury

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So if I understand correctly, we're allowed to discuss encounters with hookers on here, and I'm not sure if this counts, but it does involve exchanging money for services that involved me busting a nut.

I just got tired of having to choose between my hand or the prepwork involved with my fleshlight, and decided to try the whole escortmaxx deal, since it's mentioned often on here and it pretty much got the idea in my head from the get go. I'm not exactly new to paying for sex as it was something I did here and there throughout my twenties but stopped around 30. Checked out some forums and web pages and came across a massage parlor that has been reviewed by other guys who recommended the same woman and admitted that she was a big tit latina close to 50, who goes topless and jerks you off at the end of the massage.

In preparations, I abstained from whacking off for at least a week before seeing her, shaved off all body hair as I wanted to feel the whole of a decent massage, and decided to be a walk in. Saw the woman described in reviews, older but still kind of hot latina with reddish hair, big tits and ass that are apparently fake, and was eager to know what the difference is between a natural breast and implants.

She could see I was nervous but knew why I went as I confirmed her name as the name in reviews I read. Was lead to a surprisingly nice and clean back area, not all gross or seedy, but the looks what I would assume is your standard massage parlor. Was asked to disrobe while she stepped out for a moment. Went ahead and disrobed and wrapped a towel around by waist and layed on the massage table. She came back and up front offered several massages and the last was an erotic massage, which I chose.

She unexpectedly disrobed right in front of me, and needless to say, I was mesmerized, as I had not seen a naked woman in person since previously mentioned escortmaxxing days, and had pretty much never seen a pair of tits as big as hers (definitely bigger than a double D) and such a big ass. She had a little bit of chubbiness and stretch marks, but the size of those tits and ass were enough to make me quickly not care. I couldn't help but ask if I could touch both, and thanks to bignaturals.com showing me the difference so many years back, I knew both her ass and tits were fake as they did not jiggle like the real ones of the girls on that site. Still, the feeling was soft but firm and enough to give me a hard on that was not only immediate, but took me back to my twenties.

She removed the towel and simply smiled, and grabbed a bottle of massage oil and proceeded to jerk me off, and I swear, despite it being just her hand, i felt like my head was in the clouds. As I grab her tit with one hand and her ass with the other, she moved close so I could suck on her tit, but before I could really get into it, I let out a load that would surprise a porno chick. Like, literally, not a hard squirt or two, but I'm talking about shooting into the air for almost a minute straight and it landing all over both of us, the massage table, the floor, in what felt like an eternity of coming nonstop.

So, the next part is gonna sound fucked up, but when I finally finished, we both started laughing because I came so much, and she couldn't help but ask me if it had "been a while" for me, which needless to say, was an understatement (hadn't seen a hooker since around 2011 or so). She asked me if I'd still like my massage, which I did, as I wanted to feel relaxed and feel a woman's touch. I was assuming her and her other co workers are just hookers pretending to be massage therapists, but apparently she knows how to give a very good massage. Was asked to turn onto my back, and despite expelling about a gallon of cum about 30 or 45 minutes prior, I got hard again while she massaged my chest and stomach, to which she started toying with and teasing like something out of Scoreland's Tits and Tugs series. Proceeded to once again use massage oil to jerk me off to completion, while I once again got to touch her all over, mainly focusing on her tits. I wanted to finger her but she moved into a position that would have made it difficult, possibly on purpose, and while usually jerking off many times a day results in less cum produced than before, with her doing it twice, the second time I came, it was just as plentiful and hard, maybe even more, though this time she was prepared and used her other hand to catch it all so it wouldn't shoot all over the place.

As I got dressed, she rubbed my shoulders and played with my hair a little, and seemed genuinely impressed with herself that I had came so much, though I failed to tell her that it was because I had a weeks worth of cum stored in my dick. I didn't care, the intensity of busting in her hands was just the cherry on top. The massage, the relaxation, the touching, the over all energy of the place, her trying to make a decent effort to make sure I left relaxed and happy was a definite treat. She had water bottles and canned sodas to give afterwards, I picked a root beer and she gave me a hug and said not to be a stranger and to always ask for her when I went (there are three other girls who do this with her but truth be told, I'd prefer to stick to her).

I don't know if this counts as seeing a hooker, I did technically pay for a sexual release, she just didn't use her pussy or mouth to make it happen, so if this doesn't count as escortmaxxing, I do sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding. In the nearly two days that have passed since this experience, I feel more relaxed, more confident, and generally more normal. Also not as tense in neck and back which is a plus. Still on the fence on seeing if I could actually fuck her but that just depends on whether or not I decide to do this regularly and how much it would cost.

I understand that this is a bit of a controversial topic, but simply put, I was tired of my hand and my fleshlight and wanted to know how a woman's touch felt. Maybe this was a one time thing, maybe I'll do it a few times to get it out of my system. It won't be long before my dick stops working all together, and no way in hell am I gonna let my dicks sunset years go to waste. That is all.
 
and thanks to bignaturals.com showing me the difference so many years back, I knew both her ass and tits were fake as they did not jiggle like the real ones of the girls on that site.
wtf lol
 
When that website first started, they emphasized that they only wanted girls with natural big tits. The porno guy would always start off by playing with them and showing the cameraman that they were soft and jiggled around, which meant they were real. When I grabbed hers, I couldn't help but give her the same test, and they weren't jiggly. Can't really explain it because it was quite literally my first time grabbing a fake one, but it didn't move the same way, but still felt nice.
 
finally real lifefuel
 
When that website first started, they emphasized that they only wanted girls with natural big tits. The porno guy would always start off by playing with them and showing the cameraman that they were soft and jiggled around, which meant they were real. When I grabbed hers, I couldn't help but give her the same test, and they weren't jiggly. Can't really explain it because it was quite literally my first time grabbing a fake one, but it didn't move the same way, but still felt nice.
i'm aware of how real boobs work. I just laughed at your comment lol. I hate how fake tits look and don't move. They stay in the same position and look rock hard. Not to mention usually too spherical with no sag or bounce.
 
She removed the towel and simply smiled, and grabbed a bottle of massage oil and proceeded to jerk me off, and I swear, despite it being just her hand, i felt like my head was in the clouds. As I grab her tit with one hand and her ass with the other, she moved close so I could suck on her tit, but before I could really get into it, I let out a load that would surprise a porno chick. Like, literally, not a hard squirt or two, but I'm talking about shooting into the air for almost a minute straight and it landing all over both of us, the massage table, the floor, in what felt like an eternity of coming nonstop.

You're a better cummer than me. lol
 
Great story bro. Im glad the hooker actually treated you nicely. Happy for you. :feelsokman:
 
how much did the whole thing cost you
 
and congratz on finding a girl you 'vibe with' on the first try (in a while)
 
So if I understand correctly, we're allowed to discuss encounters with hookers on here, and I'm not sure if this counts, but it does involve exchanging money for services that involved me busting a nut.

I just got tired of having to choose between my hand or the prepwork involved with my fleshlight, and decided to try the whole escortmaxx deal, since it's mentioned often on here and it pretty much got the idea in my head from the get go. I'm not exactly new to paying for sex as it was something I did here and there throughout my twenties but stopped around 30. Checked out some forums and web pages and came across a massage parlor that has been reviewed by other guys who recommended the same woman and admitted that she was a big tit latina close to 50, who goes topless and jerks you off at the end of the massage.

In preparations, I abstained from whacking off for at least a week before seeing her, shaved off all body hair as I wanted to feel the whole of a decent massage, and decided to be a walk in. Saw the woman described in reviews, older but still kind of hot latina with reddish hair, big tits and ass that are apparently fake, and was eager to know what the difference is between a natural breast and implants.

She could see I was nervous but knew why I went as I confirmed her name as the name in reviews I read. Was lead to a surprisingly nice and clean back area, not all gross or seedy, but the looks what I would assume is your standard massage parlor. Was asked to disrobe while she stepped out for a moment. Went ahead and disrobed and wrapped a towel around by waist and layed on the massage table. She came back and up front offered several massages and the last was an erotic massage, which I chose.

She unexpectedly disrobed right in front of me, and needless to say, I was mesmerized, as I had not seen a naked woman in person since previously mentioned escortmaxxing days, and had pretty much never seen a pair of tits as big as hers (definitely bigger than a double D) and such a big ass. She had a little bit of chubbiness and stretch marks, but the size of those tits and ass were enough to make me quickly not care. I couldn't help but ask if I could touch both, and thanks to bignaturals.com showing me the difference so many years back, I knew both her ass and tits were fake as they did not jiggle like the real ones of the girls on that site. Still, the feeling was soft but firm and enough to give me a hard on that was not only immediate, but took me back to my twenties.

She removed the towel and simply smiled, and grabbed a bottle of massage oil and proceeded to jerk me off, and I swear, despite it being just her hand, i felt like my head was in the clouds. As I grab her tit with one hand and her ass with the other, she moved close so I could suck on her tit, but before I could really get into it, I let out a load that would surprise a porno chick. Like, literally, not a hard squirt or two, but I'm talking about shooting into the air for almost a minute straight and it landing all over both of us, the massage table, the floor, in what felt like an eternity of coming nonstop.

So, the next part is gonna sound fucked up, but when I finally finished, we both started laughing because I came so much, and she couldn't help but ask me if it had "been a while" for me, which needless to say, was an understatement (hadn't seen a hooker since around 2011 or so). She asked me if I'd still like my massage, which I did, as I wanted to feel relaxed and feel a woman's touch. I was assuming her and her other co workers are just hookers pretending to be massage therapists, but apparently she knows how to give a very good massage. Was asked to turn onto my back, and despite expelling about a gallon of cum about 30 or 45 minutes prior, I got hard again while she massaged my chest and stomach, to which she started toying with and teasing like something out of Scoreland's Tits and Tugs series. Proceeded to once again use massage oil to jerk me off to completion, while I once again got to touch her all over, mainly focusing on her tits. I wanted to finger her but she moved into a position that would have made it difficult, possibly on purpose, and while usually jerking off many times a day results in less cum produced than before, with her doing it twice, the second time I came, it was just as plentiful and hard, maybe even more, though this time she was prepared and used her other hand to catch it all so it wouldn't shoot all over the place.

As I got dressed, she rubbed my shoulders and played with my hair a little, and seemed genuinely impressed with herself that I had came so much, though I failed to tell her that it was because I had a weeks worth of cum stored in my dick. I didn't care, the intensity of busting in her hands was just the cherry on top. The massage, the relaxation, the touching, the over all energy of the place, her trying to make a decent effort to make sure I left relaxed and happy was a definite treat. She had water bottles and canned sodas to give afterwards, I picked a root beer and she gave me a hug and said not to be a stranger and to always ask for her when I went (there are three other girls who do this with her but truth be told, I'd prefer to stick to her).

I don't know if this counts as seeing a hooker, I did technically pay for a sexual release, she just didn't use her pussy or mouth to make it happen, so if this doesn't count as escortmaxxing, I do sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding. In the nearly two days that have passed since this experience, I feel more relaxed, more confident, and generally more normal. Also not as tense in neck and back which is a plus. Still on the fence on seeing if I could actually fuck her but that just depends on whether or not I decide to do this regularly and how much it would cost.

I understand that this is a bit of a controversial topic, but simply put, I was tired of my hand and my fleshlight and wanted to know how a woman's touch felt. Maybe this was a one time thing, maybe I'll do it a few times to get it out of my system. It won't be long before my dick stops working all together, and no way in hell am I gonna let my dicks sunset years go to waste. That is all.
happy for you man.
 
150 american
You can get a quick visit, 20 minutes of sex, for that much or less. But you do have to git gud at shopping for whores. Filter out stings by googling the phone number and making sure she has been advertising for at least a few months. Also check out sumosear.ch, it's a tool that organizes hooker ads by phone number, so it's easy to establish a history.

Stings tend to be short-term operations organized by local police, so the phone number won't have a long history of advertising in various different cities. Police stings usually take the form of advertising two young 18-21 white girls offering a two-girl special. I think this is because it justifies having multiple people (female police) in the room for safety.
 
Thanks to my pornography-filled free time, I can easily tell when someone’s got fake tits, even when it’s still in a bra. Regardless, I enjoyed reading this story. I wonder how old you are though as I am in my late 20s and never visited a prostitute or anything, although that is because of religious reasons.
 
Very cool. Always fun to read about a good escortmaxx experience.
 
Massage parlours smell like fucking shit. I walked into one once and the moment I smelled the air, I walked out (got kicked out for looking too young tbh). But my point still stands. I don't know how you ignored the smell.
 
Massage parlours smell like fucking shit. I walked into one once and the moment I smelled the air, I walked out (got kicked out for looking too young tbh). But my point still stands. I don't know how you ignored the smell.

I had heard stories about that which made me hesitate to go, but this place did not fit that stereotype. There were showers available, the air was clean, the energy was actually very relaxing, Place felt more like one of those fancy spa kind of places than a massage parlor. I know things vary from state to state, but I would imagine cleanliness is a must due to health codes and other requirements for having such a business around here.
 
Massage parlours smell like fucking shit. I walked into one once and the moment I smelled the air, I walked out (got kicked out for looking too young tbh). But my point still stands. I don't know how you ignored the smell.
I've been to ones that smell like obnoxious potpourri, not shit. The real problem with them is that they seem to always have some sort of insect infestation and you will get itchy later that day if you don't shower right away. Thankfully a simple shower is always enough.
I had heard stories about that which made me hesitate to go, but this place did not fit that stereotype. There were showers available, the air was clean, the energy was actually very relaxing, Place felt more like one of those fancy spa kind of places than a massage parlor. I know things vary from state to state, but I would imagine cleanliness is a must due to health codes and other requirements for having such a business around here.
Bro they're not legal. They don't follow health codes. There is nothing making them do things right except clients' expectations of their cleanliness. You're gonna have to be your own health inspector.
 
Hmmm, I might have to go for an erotic massage soon.
 

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