JFL Day dreaming about a car veering off from the road and killing you

[Brainlet]

Whenever I'm outside (extremely rare) and hear a car approach me, I often imagine them veering off from the road and just ramming me at 60mph sending me flying and eventually landing in a bloody fleshy mass at the side of the road. Two main advantages to this scenario, no.1 you die, no.2 aren't seen as an attention seeking cuck for killing youself.

 

[Deleted member 3725]

Whats wrong with attention seeking? If i had the balls and means id go on television and blow my brains out in front everyone.

 

[Brainlet]

Whats wrong with attention seeking? If i had the balls and means id go on television and blow my brains out in front everyone.

That sounds fun, fair point. When I refer to attention seeking what first comes to mind for me is instagram whores though.

 

[Deleted member 6501]

it nearly happened to me on wednesday whilst going home from college, driver wasn't looking and speeding fast as shit and he fucking suddenly stops, I was just stood there hoping he'd run me over

 

[iFartAtRoasties]

I always wish a crossbow bolt would come breaking through my window and pierce me.

 

[Ritalincel]

I always wish a crossbow bolt would come breaking through my window and pierce me.

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.