Dating should be like HuniePop. Your date is a game of Bejeweled, and if you win, she has sex with you.

[Todd Thundercock]

I always choose Audrey Belrose. I have had in-game sex with Audrey hundreds of times.

 

[Sheogorath]

that's already what it is except instead of match-three you have to carefully use words to rewrite her psychology over the course of years so she is afraid to leave you

 

[Celsior]

High IQ OP (and a fellow trophy hunting enthusiast )