If you were to ascend and land yourself a date, it would go in 3 ways:
A) she will reject you and laugh with her friends about how she managed to con herself a free meal with a dude fawning over her.
B) Will put out on the first date because she is a whore. Well done, you have caught super gonorrhea and a rape charge. Thought you were Chad? Well think again.
C) she will lead you on using sex as a carrot for all subsequent dates. You will fall for the "Sorry I don't do hookups" meme. You will become a beta provider. Well done. Raise Chad's seed.
No matter which way you spin it, you will be as unhappy with these 3 options as you are now. It truely is OVER for us.
A) she will reject you and laugh with her friends about how she managed to con herself a free meal with a dude fawning over her.
B) Will put out on the first date because she is a whore. Well done, you have caught super gonorrhea and a rape charge. Thought you were Chad? Well think again.
C) she will lead you on using sex as a carrot for all subsequent dates. You will fall for the "Sorry I don't do hookups" meme. You will become a beta provider. Well done. Raise Chad's seed.
No matter which way you spin it, you will be as unhappy with these 3 options as you are now. It truely is OVER for us.
