
Lazyandtalentless
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It just so happens….
BasedI literally want to kill her what a faggot cunt she is I'll grape her and dispose her in waste bags
My bf is hot that little bitch I'll roll her over with a truck .
It just so happens
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10 years from now she'll be posting "dreamt of having sex with my hot ex" to r/DeadBedrooms
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Mogs meBeauty is subjective.
Hey girls, it’s me, the one with real taste. Ryan Gosling is boring. Nice face? Big deal. Beauty is what you like, and my 5 foot 2 balding Indian janitor is the hottest. Look at this nasty king:
• Skin: Gross huge tumors that are exploding with pus, blood, and maggots.
• Teeth: Black rotten bits that are stuck in slimy green muck.
• Breath: Smells like urine, puke, and diaherrea.
• Eyes: Bulging, bloodshot, and are constantly leaking thick snot and fly babies.
• Nails: Curly yellow spikes that are holding poop and are oozing mucus.
• Hair: Greasy patches that are covered in flies and bloody worms.
• Mouth: he is constantly spitting maggots, blood, and chunky yellow goo.
• Smell: Hits you with the smell of his own diaherrea, urine, and rotting skin.
• Hands: Crusty paws that are dripping pus, urine, and diaherrea.
• Feet: Smelly black stumps that oozes fungus and poop juice.
• Ears: Fly homes that hold wax, worms, and bloody gunk.
• Belly: a fat sack that spills runny diaherrea, pee, and wormy pus.
• Clothes: Torn rags soak in poop, blood, and barf.
• Walk: Drags along, drops snot, poop, and maggot blobs.
• Neck: Wrinkly rolls that drip pus and hairy boil juice.
• Nose: Clogs with snot, flies, and thick goo.
• Tongue: Fat rotting lump that leaks blood, slime, and mucus.
• Back: Humpy mess that grows hairy sacks bursting pus and flies.
• Armpits: Sweaty hair jungles that smells like pee and rot.
• Butt: Leaky saggy mess that smears poop, blood, and sores.
• Legs: Wobbly sticks that oozes pus, urine, and worms.
Bro this shit made me recoilBeauty is subjective.
Hey girls, it’s me, the one with real taste. Ryan Gosling is boring. Nice face? Big deal. Beauty is what you like, and my 5 foot 2 balding Indian janitor is the hottest. Look at this nasty king:
• Skin: Gross huge tumors that are exploding with pus, blood, and maggots.
• Teeth: Black rotten bits that are stuck in slimy green muck.
• Breath: Smells like urine, puke, and diaherrea.
• Eyes: Bulging, bloodshot, and are constantly leaking thick snot and fly babies.
• Nails: Curly yellow spikes that are holding poop and are oozing mucus.
• Hair: Greasy patches that are covered in flies and bloody worms.
• Mouth: he is constantly spitting maggots, blood, and chunky yellow goo.
• Smell: Hits you with the smell of his own diaherrea, urine, and rotting skin.
• Hands: Crusty paws that are dripping pus, urine, and diaherrea.
• Feet: Smelly black stumps that oozes fungus and poop juice.
• Ears: Fly homes that hold wax, worms, and bloody gunk.
• Belly: a fat sack that spills runny diaherrea, pee, and wormy pus.
• Clothes: Torn rags soak in poop, blood, and barf.
• Walk: Drags along, drops snot, poop, and maggot blobs.
• Neck: Wrinkly rolls that drip pus and hairy boil juice.
• Nose: Clogs with snot, flies, and thick goo.
• Tongue: Fat rotting lump that leaks blood, slime, and mucus.
• Back: Humpy mess that grows hairy sacks bursting pus and flies.
• Armpits: Sweaty hair jungles that smells like pee and rot.
• Butt: Leaky saggy mess that smears poop, blood, and sores.
• Legs: Wobbly sticks that oozes pus, urine, and worms.
10 years from now she'll be posting "dreamt of having sex with my hot ex" to r/DeadBedrooms
Attention whoring.why does this shit sub even exist? Whats the point? Its literally brain damaged zoomers who sperg out whatever they have on their mind at the moment. "Guys I took shit wanna see???" "OMG my chad bf so cute ngl fr fr straight no cap" etc
i wish reddit gave me 2 downvotes per accountI'd at the downvote
r/teenagers users public execution via firing squad
What a fucking zombieBeauty is subjective.
Hey girls, it’s me, the one with real taste. Ryan Gosling is boring. Nice face? Big deal. Beauty is what you like, and my 5 foot 2 balding Indian janitor is the hottest. Look at this nasty king:
• Skin: Gross huge tumors that are exploding with pus, blood, and maggots.
• Teeth: Black rotten bits that are stuck in slimy green muck.
• Breath: Smells like urine, puke, and diaherrea.
• Eyes: Bulging, bloodshot, and are constantly leaking thick snot and fly babies.
• Nails: Curly yellow spikes that are holding poop and are oozing mucus.
• Hair: Greasy patches that are covered in flies and bloody worms.
• Mouth: he is constantly spitting maggots, blood, and chunky yellow goo.
• Smell: Hits you with the smell of his own diaherrea, urine, and rotting skin.
• Hands: Crusty paws that are dripping pus, urine, and diaherrea.
• Feet: Smelly black stumps that oozes fungus and poop juice.
• Ears: Fly homes that hold wax, worms, and bloody gunk.
• Belly: a fat sack that spills runny diaherrea, pee, and wormy pus.
• Clothes: Torn rags soak in poop, blood, and barf.
• Walk: Drags along, drops snot, poop, and maggot blobs.
• Neck: Wrinkly rolls that drip pus and hairy boil juice.
• Nose: Clogs with snot, flies, and thick goo.
• Tongue: Fat rotting lump that leaks blood, slime, and mucus.
• Back: Humpy mess that grows hairy sacks bursting pus and flies.
• Armpits: Sweaty hair jungles that smells like pee and rot.
• Butt: Leaky saggy mess that smears poop, blood, and sores.
• Legs: Wobbly sticks that oozes pus, urine, and worms.
Damn I'm pretty sure that janitor makes some females wetBeauty is subjective.
Hey girls, it’s me, the one with real taste. Ryan Gosling is boring. Nice face? Big deal. Beauty is what you like, and my 5 foot 2 balding Indian janitor is the hottest. Look at this nasty king:
• Skin: Gross huge tumors that are exploding with pus, blood, and maggots.
• Teeth: Black rotten bits that are stuck in slimy green muck.
• Breath: Smells like urine, puke, and diaherrea.
• Eyes: Bulging, bloodshot, and are constantly leaking thick snot and fly babies.
• Nails: Curly yellow spikes that are holding poop and are oozing mucus.
• Hair: Greasy patches that are covered in flies and bloody worms.
• Mouth: he is constantly spitting maggots, blood, and chunky yellow goo.
• Smell: Hits you with the smell of his own diaherrea, urine, and rotting skin.
• Hands: Crusty paws that are dripping pus, urine, and diaherrea.
• Feet: Smelly black stumps that oozes fungus and poop juice.
• Ears: Fly homes that hold wax, worms, and bloody gunk.
• Belly: a fat sack that spills runny diaherrea, pee, and wormy pus.
• Clothes: Torn rags soak in poop, blood, and barf.
• Walk: Drags along, drops snot, poop, and maggot blobs.
• Neck: Wrinkly rolls that drip pus and hairy boil juice.
• Nose: Clogs with snot, flies, and thick goo.
• Tongue: Fat rotting lump that leaks blood, slime, and mucus.
• Back: Humpy mess that grows hairy sacks bursting pus and flies.
• Armpits: Sweaty hair jungles that smells like pee and rot.
• Butt: Leaky saggy mess that smears poop, blood, and sores.
• Legs: Wobbly sticks that oozes pus, urine, and worms.