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Octopusgun2

Octopusgun2

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I’ll never be able to go back to my teenage years and make videos of me and my GF talking about our lives. I’ll never have my GF put her head on my shoulder and i’d kiss her forehead everytime she does. I’ll never be able to lose my virginity to another virgin who lacks experience just as I much as I do.

This is life, people. Life is all about being goodlooking and having intimate relationships in your teen years. It was never about being rich, having a PS3 when other kids at your school didn’t and you’d brag about it. It was never about being the smartest in the class. Or any of that.

Despite leaving Inceldom, I still feel empty, I still incomplete. I don’t want this, i want to be a goodlooking teenager and just experience exactly THAT. No matter how many sluts i fuck, i’ll NEVER be able to cope without experiencing teen love. I feel little to no satisfaction.
 
I feel the same. Too far gone.

but you got laid after surgery?
 
fukmylyf said:
I feel the same.
but you got laid after surgery?
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.
 
Teenage love is bullshit tbh.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.

escort or what?
 
fukmylyf said:
Octopusgun2 said:
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.
escort or what?
No it wasn’t an escort lol.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.

Congrats, you'll probably go on to slay now as you're NT and your nose is sorted. That was quick!

Aren't you only 19? Hope isn't lost for you yet.
 
wait octopusgun who did you fuck lol?

was she attractive?
 
Octopusgun2 said:
No it wasn’t an escort lol.

same shit tbh. But if you're 19, you shouldn't be crying like a faggot. This is the normal age for a lot of people.
 
Also it doesn't necessarily mean you won't fuck a virgin foid later. I've fucked 2 and I only lost my virginity at 23 if you don't count escortcelling.

And neither of those 2 times was the sex all that amazing tbh. They're better after they loosen up a bit, seriously. 2nd 3rd 4th times with them were better than the first.
 
lacune said:
wait octopusgun who did you fuck lol?
was she attractive?
I don’t want to talk about it that much as I oppose bragging and me talking about this would make a hypocrite but...She was a 6/10, i’m a strong 5/10 or 5.5 now that my nose is sorted out.
 
Just buy a virgin from Vietnam
 
itsOVER said:
Octopusgun2 said:
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.
Congrats, you'll probably go on to slay now as you're NT and your nose is sorted. That was quick!
Aren't you only 19? Hope isn't lost for you yet.
Maybe I have hope (well, I already escaped anyways) but I still don’t feel satisfied whatsoever.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
I don’t want to talk about it that much as I oppose bragging and me talking about this would make a hypocrite but...She was a 6/10, i’m a strong 5/10 or 5.5 now that my nose is sorted out.

was she white? come on dude give us hope tell us the rest of the story, don't brag about it just lay out how it happened... did she only fuck you bc you got rhino? lol
 
lacune said:
Octopusgun2 said:
I don’t want to talk about it that much as I oppose bragging and me talking about this would make a hypocrite but...She was a 6/10, i’m a strong 5/10 or 5.5 now that my nose is sorted out.
was she white? come on dude give us hope tell us the rest of the story, don't brag about it just lay out how it happened... did she only fuck you bc you got rhino? lol
Yes, she was white. And she doesn’t know that i’ve gotten a rhino. That’s all what i’ll say, I don’t wanna brag. That’d make me a hypocrite. You can ask specific questions that I can answer but I won’t just write a paragraph on how it happened.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.

wtf are u serious
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Maybe I have hope (well, I already escaped anyways) but I still don’t feel satisfied whatsoever.

19 is like a couple of years later than average. And given it only took you a week to get laid after rhino...you should slay now with your NTness. 

Honestly get out of here, go live your life lol. Sex gets better trust me.
 
The solution is to realize how fundamentally shallow all relationships are. Love is a greedy, self-serving emotion with little more to it other than the added fact that it turns you dumb as shit if you let it get to you. Adolescent love is no better, and probably even worse.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.

holy shit, what did i miss... you literally got laid within days after ur surgery?

what even happened
 
lmao this kid is fantasizing so fucking hard

he did not get laid and anyone in this thread who think so is fucking single digit IQ

Do you guys not know anything about surgeries? His entire must still be swollen as fuck, considering he had a massive rhinoceros hump lmao

You guys think people just get a surgery like that and come out ready to go, guns blazing? LOL at him writing that a girl wouldn't realize he's gotten a rhino one week after, just fucking LOL at this low sentience this dude thinks you're all retards
 
itsOVER said:
Octopusgun2 said:
Maybe I have hope (well, I already escaped anyways) but I still don’t feel satisfied whatsoever.
19 is like a couple of years later than average. And given it only took you a week to get laid after rhino...you should slay now with your NTness.
Honestly get out of here, go live your life lol. Sex gets better trust me.
I don’t post as frequently anymore and only post at night or when I have nothing to do as i’m mostly busy at the morning. I can’t leave as it’s too addictive, sometimes I would legit unconsciously press on google chrome on my phone and open this forum.


lacune said:
lmao this kid is fantasizing so fucking hard
he did not get laid and anyone in this thread who think so is fucking single digit IQ
Do you guys not know anything about surgeries? His entire must still be swollen as fuck, considering he had a massive rhinoceros hump lmao
You guys think people just get a surgery like that and come out ready to go, guns blazing? LOL at him writing that a girl wouldn't realize he's gotten a rhino one week after, just fucking LOL at this low sentience this dude thinks you're all retards
#Exposed :(.

I wasn’t gonna bother replying to this as your reply was retarded enough as it is, people would easily be able to just ignore you but oh well...I’ve had nasal splints on for a whole week and only had some minor swelling after i got them removed which cooled down after few days.

You’re probably projecting your LARPing onto me as you’re probably used to role play as a Chad slayer on Lookism and think that others do too...

I say you should check your blood pressure.
 
you can;t fool me kiddo

send me proof in pm and ill believe you
 
lacune said:
you can;t fool me kiddo
send me proof in pm and ill believe you
Proof of what? I didn’t take any pics. I posted a pic of my results and everyone was blown away by how much better looking I became. Add that to the fact that i’m NT and low-inhib.

I now am 100% sure that you’re projecting your LARPing persona onto me. I admitted to being a subhuman virgin, which I am (was). You thinking that i’m LARPing is beyond me as I have no history of LARPing.

Go check your blood pressure, or go fap to cope with the fact that I have gotten laid.
 
I doubt octopus is lying to us, he's posted his pic here and stuff and never been a known bullshitter.

I'm surprised at the speed to but people do get laid sometimes you know...
 
Damn, you escaped inceldom just because of one surgery, and so soon too. I'm jelly. Not in that I want to lose my virginity, but as I wish I was desired by a cute girl too. Lucky boyo.
 
If you got laid that quick, no point in wasting your time on this site
 
"women aren't the prize you are"

- pua fags

If this was true they would not invest so much time and effort into PUA
 
You have missed out on a lot, there is no repairing that.
 
Octopusgun2 said:
fukmylyf said:
I feel the same.
but you got laid after surgery?
Yeah. It was like taking a shit honestly. I just went in, fucked and went out. My first time wasn’t special, i didn’t have a femoid tell me to be careful, etc as it’s our first time...I still feel empty honestly.
WTF U FUCKED? HOW? WHEN? WITH WHO?
 

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