Leucosticte
Quasi-neoreactionary libertarian
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Every day, an offense against natural law is committed when fathers are disallowed from marrying off their daughters to the man of their choice. Instead, Chad is allowed to take them. This is a grievous infringement of patriarchal prerogatives.
As Elliot would say, "It's an injustice, a crime." Yes, a property crime, specifically. Libertarians are used to saying that "taxation is theft." Yes, well, so is feminism!
I've calculated before that nubile jailbaits are worth $16,000 apiece. That's a large enough dollar amount to cross the felony theshold, which means that it's Grand Theft Stacy (GTS) when Chad deflowers her! He should at least have to pay restitution, and perform community service by wifing her up.
In the GTA series of games, what the cops will often do is try to ram the player with their vehicles to keep him from getting away with crime. Well, that's all Alek Minassian was doing! He was just playing the role of property rights enforcer.
The premise of the RoboCop series was that in the dystopian future, it would take a mix of man and machine to stop crime. Well, the future is now, and when those Chads and Stacies saw Minassian approaching with that van, he must have been accelerating so fast that to them, it was all just a blur, so that in their perception, the man and the machine became one, much as they themselves soon became one with the pavement.
These Stacies who have been allowed to run wild are like mangy stray cats that need to be put down lest they become a public nuisance and reservoir of disease; hence Elliot's pronouncement, "You are animals and I will slaughter you like animals." We're trying to have a civilized society here, and it detracts from everyone's enjoyment when there are these disgusting sluts sucking face with their Chads at every scenic overlook.
As Elliot would say, "It's an injustice, a crime." Yes, a property crime, specifically. Libertarians are used to saying that "taxation is theft." Yes, well, so is feminism!
I've calculated before that nubile jailbaits are worth $16,000 apiece. That's a large enough dollar amount to cross the felony theshold, which means that it's Grand Theft Stacy (GTS) when Chad deflowers her! He should at least have to pay restitution, and perform community service by wifing her up.
In the GTA series of games, what the cops will often do is try to ram the player with their vehicles to keep him from getting away with crime. Well, that's all Alek Minassian was doing! He was just playing the role of property rights enforcer.
The premise of the RoboCop series was that in the dystopian future, it would take a mix of man and machine to stop crime. Well, the future is now, and when those Chads and Stacies saw Minassian approaching with that van, he must have been accelerating so fast that to them, it was all just a blur, so that in their perception, the man and the machine became one, much as they themselves soon became one with the pavement.
These Stacies who have been allowed to run wild are like mangy stray cats that need to be put down lest they become a public nuisance and reservoir of disease; hence Elliot's pronouncement, "You are animals and I will slaughter you like animals." We're trying to have a civilized society here, and it detracts from everyone's enjoyment when there are these disgusting sluts sucking face with their Chads at every scenic overlook.
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