RageFuel Dad’s Birthday Coming Up

[CircumcisedClown]

My dad’s birthday is in 3 weeks. He’s turning 65, so my family decided to throw him a big surprise party. We all have to pitch in (time, money, and effort), including my mom and all my siblings.

The problem is I hate my fucking dad. But I still have to pretend I don’t because I’m awaiting my share of the estate. So here I am planning this party for the man that ruined my fucking life and made my formative years hell. I feel like a fucking cuck. But I am once again selling my pride for money just like everyone else on this planet.

I don’t even get why my siblings are doing it. They all kinda hate him too. At least, all they ever do is talk shit about him unless he’s around. But they’re probably doing the same thing I am and hoping the others will get themselves kicked out the will.

The only good thing I can say about my dad is he apologized to me for having me circumcised. He also apologized for being such a dick to me growing up. Basically, the only good things about my dad are him apologizing for all the shitty things he did 20 years prior. Life is fucking stupid.

I need to move far away so I can have a plausible excuse for never talking to them or showing up to these family events. I’ve been thinking Australia.

 

[Darth Aries]

My dad is currently taking care of someone elses kids. Not the first time either, he raised another kid from age 14 onwards when he married this woman he knew in high school. All while I sat home eating shit in a single mother household without any fatherly guidance. I know having a father in the home doesn’t automatically mean he will be a good father but it’s better than nothing I suppose.

 

[TheCatMan]

I need to move far away so I can have a plausible excuse for never talking to them or showing up to these family events.

Same

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Australia has Kangaroos

 

[Neucher The Kanga]

The problem is I hate my fucking dad.

same

 

[sultryloser]

So are you hoping your dad dies quickly? This story of a child who learns to rightfully hate their abusive or negative parents yet hides their hate to secure their place in the last will is too common. If only it were the 1950s so working class men were less reliant on parent's housing, income, etc.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

So are you hoping your dad dies quickly? This story of a child who learns to rightfully hate their abusive or negative parents yet hides their hate to secure their place in the last will is too common. If only it were the 1950s so working class men were less reliant on parent's housing, income, etc.

It’s the way things are man. I’ve seen adults cut off their parents, and it’s meaningless. Trying to teach a lesson to a bunch of lead-poisoned boomers who won’t get it anyways. It doesn’t matter in the end.

I know a woman that constantly bitches about how her daughter cut her off completely like 12 years ago. Complete no-contact. She doesn’t even know where her daughter lives. She still insists that her daughter is the problem. She never stops to consider what she did to make her own daughter ignore her for a decade.

Oh well. I’ll just wait it out.

 

[Emba]

My dad’s birthday is in 3 weeks. He’s turning 65, so my family decided to throw him a big surprise party. We all have to pitch in (time, money, and effort), including my mom and all my siblings.

The problem is I hate my fucking dad. But I still have to pretend I don’t because I’m awaiting my share of the estate. So here I am planning this party for the man that ruined my fucking life and made my formative years hell. I feel like a fucking cuck. But I am once again selling my pride for money just like everyone else on this planet.

I don’t even get why my siblings are doing it. They all kinda hate him too. At least, all they ever do is talk shit about him unless he’s around. But they’re probably doing the same thing I am and hoping the others will get themselves kicked out the will.

The only good thing I can say about my dad is he apologized to me for having me circumcised. He also apologized for being such a dick to me growing up. Basically, the only good things about my dad are him apologizing for all the shitty things he did 20 years prior. Life is fucking stupid.

I need to move far away so I can have a plausible excuse for never talking to them or showing up to these family events. I’ve been thinking Australia.

Roos me

We was kangas