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JFL Dad wants to take me to strip club and get me laid lmao

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Not sure if i'm gonna do it or not. The whole scenario seems cringe and depressing to me.
 
:feelskek:
Does he want you to go alone or go with him?
 
:feelskek:
Does he want you to go alone or go with him?
seems like it meant with him. IDK he was wanting to take me to mexico for it. I hear they're cheap but they usually have disease or gonna rob you lmao. Strip clubs have zero appeal to me. I'd prefer cuddling with a thicc woman than having sex with some fake bimbo whore
Not cringe. Dads used to do that.
it's cringe to me. The whole scenario. Me acting autistic around a woman out of my league. Me not knowing what to do or something. Me having a small dick and being fat as hell.
It's sad being a 21 year old KHHV
 
Based , I wish my Dad got me laid.
 
Based , I wish my Dad got me laid.
How is it based? He thinks i need to get a hooker all cause i'm a virgin at 21. It's very sad scenario for me. I don't want to do it
 
go to hong kong club it's safe and hookers are 9/10
 
Just do it, its most likely you will not end up regretting it and even if you do, at least you tried it once
 
Free pussy and a new experience that can change your outlook at escorting.

I envy you :fuk:
 
Hope you get STDs cunt
ok elephantman trumptard joker
kill yourself you melanin infused ass denominator
why would you wish such a thing on a fellow incel brother
 
gross pussy and gonna be full of moments where i act autistic and the
You're paying for service. Fuck what the whore thinks. She'll suck that small dick and she'll fuckin love it. Don't validate their way of thinking about us by taking their opinions into account.

All pussy is gross. It's Fesikh after all. The question is can you eat it my nigga ? :smonk:
 
Just do it I guess. Your dad probably knows more than you.
 
Go to the strip club with your dad, I wish my dad was that fun.
it's cringe to me. The whole scenario. Me acting autistic around a woman out of my league. Me not knowing what to do or something. Me having a small dick and being fat as hell.
You could have an inch or two hiding behind that fat, try water fasting if you wanna loose weight.
It's sad being a 21 year old KHHV
That fucking sucks man, I'm headed to that age as a KHHV if Tinder DOESN'T GET ME LAID ALREADY. I spent a fucking hour on my bio, when the fuck am I gonna match with my looksmatch?
 
That fucking sucks man, I'm headed to that age as a KHHV if Tinder DOESN'T GET ME LAID ALREADY. I spent a fucking hour on my bio, when the fuck am I gonna match with my looksmatch?
My oh my... a glutton for punishment, aren't we? :feelsLSD:
 
My oh my... a glutton for punishment, aren't we? :feelsLSD:
I fucking hate this shit, I even changed my height to 6'0 and I get no matches with real women. Why is this so hard.
 
I fucking hate this shit, I even changed my height to 6'0 and I get no matches with real women. Why is this so hard.
You are probably already shadow banned by the algorithm.

Tell me: How does tinder earn money?
 
Brutal.

Tinder Gold? I'm not buying that shit for extra swipes.
Unless you're Chad that attracts women to their app, the system is made to make it nigh impossible to get any real matches without forking out money.

Chads and women maintain the app(and get a shitload of easy hookups in return)

The rest pay the bills.
 
Unless you're Chad that attracts women to their app, the system is made to make it nigh impossible to get any real matches without forking out money.

Chads and women maintain the app(and get a shitload of easy hookups in return)

The rest pay the bills.
It's dangerously over man. I might download Bumble. I'm desperate for pussy, I literally don't go an hour without thinking how i'm 18 and that I haven't even kissed a girl. I want to jump off my fucking roof.
 
It's dangerously over man. I might download Bumble. I'm desperate for pussy, I literally don't go an hour without thinking how i'm 18 and that I haven't even kissed a girl. I want to jump off my fucking roof.
Can't relate :feelsLSD:
 
It might be cringe for today's standards, but when bordels were a thing fathers used to do that.
I'd say accept his offer.
 
What's wrong with being seen as a child? Enjoy it while you can.
Having your family heightmog you by 5 inches is terrible, they even put the prefix "Mali" (Little) in front of my name because my younger cousin who shares my name is much taller than me. Even my younger sister is taller than me, I hate it so fucking much. Fuck this life.
 
Having your family heightmog you by 5 inches is terrible, they even put the prefix "Mali" (Little) in front of my name because my younger cousin who shares my name is much taller than me. Even my younger sister is taller than me, I hate it so fucking much. Fuck this life.
Man im glad I don't have siblings and not in contact with any cousins. If you throw a fit at their mockeries, they will just go
"ITS JUST A JOKE BRO. YOU NEED HELP BRO"
 
Man im glad I don't have siblings and not in contact with any cousins.
That's good, I hate my family for the most part but at least my parents are willing to help me pay for college.
 
That's good, I hate my family for the most part but at least my parents are willing to help me pay for college.
Leave this place once you're in college. Focus on studies and trying to socialize with women. After college it gets night impossible to meet new people.
 
ok elephantman trumptard joker
kill yourself you melanin infused ass denominator
why would you wish such a thing on a fellow incel brother
I despise escort copers
 
Wow. Based dad. Clearly understands what's up. I say take the offer. Most likely you won't be escorting. You will get a show maybe a lap dance and that's it. Wish my father did that. Too many parents think things would just become right for their children. We live in different times man.
 
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Don't. It's not gonna end well for you dude.
 
You could have an inch or two hiding behind that fat, try water fasting if you wanna loose weight.
i have to push back the fat just to get 4 inches :feelsmage::worryfeels:
 
How is it based? He thinks i need to get a hooker all cause i'm a virgin at 21. It's very sad scenario for me. I don't want to do it
it is sad. your dad is acknowledging that you are a dead end. my brother wants to take me to a strip club when i turn 18 in a year, i want to go but dont want to because i know the women dont actually like me and im basically giving them money for nothing. i dont want sex without love.
 
Prepare to get Cardi B'ed.
 
yeah i know
i literally can't get 99% of women
not including my manlet height, autism, social anxiety or weak jaw and chin
No woman has ever called me attractive. One lady for yearbook photos said I have a nice smile, so that's something.
 
No woman has ever called me attractive. One lady for yearbook photos said I have a nice smile, so that's something.
i never had yearbook photos cause we were too poor for them
 
i never had yearbook photos cause we were too poor for them
Brutal, even with a decent smile ig I still look like shit. I have my yearbook right here and my last name didn't even fully fit so the last two letters got cropped out.
 
you got a great dad tbh, my narcissist dad only cares for himself. It would cause a deep narcisstic injury and insane jealousy in him if i got laid and be happy.
 

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