Serious Currycels, where is the river Samanga?

[Sparrow's Song]

Apparently the greatest currycel of all time, Ashtavakra, was cured of his afflictions by bathing in this river. Why isn't this a pilgrimage site for incels? It's like a surgerymaxxing river.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

Probably a sewage system now where shit is flowing

 

[chudur-budur]

Ashta == Eight (pronounced Oshto, same root as Greek Octo)
Vakra == Twist

Sama == Equal, Same
Anga == Limb

He was a deformed monk with eight bends in his body. There is no real river called Samanga, it's just a myth.