News Currycel is in a sexual relationship with balloon

[ilieknothing]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/man-with-objectophilia-details-how-he-fell-in-love-with-balloons/news-story/83c9bebb736a2bc874cc5a03b6541d16

A man, who says he is sexually attracted to inanimate objects, has revealed he is currently in a committed relationship with a bunch of balloons.
Aakash Majumdar, 28, from Mumbai, India, said that what started as a friendship has now developed into something more meaningful.
In fact, he’s so besotted with the floating object he says he sleeps beside them and even kisses them goodnight, admitting he’s “sexually attracted” to them too.
“Every morning, I wake up by saying ‘good morning’ and giving a kiss to my balloons that sleep beside me, and vice versa,” he told NeedToKnow.Online.
“I make out with my balloons.”

 

[Incelistan]

“I make out with my balloons.” what no pussy does to a nigger

 

[asocialcel]

Jflll

 

[Melchizedek]

God damn he looks 45 with his hairline and poor eye area. Mans gotta cope with balloonmaxxing I suppose.

I think hes doing this for the attention mostly. Curry homelanders have a strange sense of humour. They seem to do this to jerstermaxx and while it seems cringey to anyone living in the west, perhaps its a ploy to get white staceys to show interest in him and send him Bob and Vagene.

 

[Rapist]

Don't we all have objectophilia.

 

[kano999]

You can laugh but this is how we'll all end up

 

[PLA1092]

Cope, they're betabuxxing. Foidalloons are white, helium-filled balloon only.

 

[AnotherInsertCel]

He should join his fellow curry in gang rape.

 

[RollD20]

“I make out with my balloons.” what no pussy does to a nigger

The brutal end game

Cope, they're betabuxxing. Foidalloons are white, helium-filled balloon only.

Brutally over for ballooncels

 

[Pntnl]

America would shoot it down just because they dont want to see currycels being happy

 

[sneed (not chuck)]

Awooooooo!

 

[Misogynist Curry 卐]

Foids are so cruel.

 

[Jotogo]

Foids are so cruel.

 

[cripplecel]

“I make out with my balloons.” what no pussy does to a nigger

 

[northwesterner]

It's so fucking over

 

[Indari]

this isn't funny.

 

[deucegigalo]

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[ilieknothing]

this isn't funny.

Who said it was?

 

[Indari]

Who said it was?

your nigger aussie media, making fun of this poor man because he's curry and a man so his mental illness is seen as a joke

 

[BPJ]

this is where foids drive sub5 males

 

[Swagpilled]

 

[PersonalityChad]

Just go for balloons theory

 

[HotdogFux]

The balloon will fly away from him for better more expensive helium filled chadalloon.

 

[Riinku]

The balloon will fly away from him for better more expensive helium filled chadalloon.

 

[Swagpilled]

I wonder how tight the hole is

 

[universallyabhorred]

God damn he looks 45 with his hairline and poor eye area. Mans gotta cope with balloonmaxxing I suppose.

I think hes doing this for the attention mostly. Curry homelanders have a strange sense of humour. They seem to do this to jerstermaxx and while it seems cringey to anyone living in the west, perhaps its a ploy to get white staceys to show interest in him and send him Bob and Vagene.

He's not too ugly to get a gf in India. He's 5-6/10 maybe even HTN by Indian standards, it's hard to tell with the pic because it's too close up. He's just mentally ill.

@PLA1092 thoughts?

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

Feminist will protest that he is hurting those balloons with his toxic personality.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Feminist will protest that he is hurting those balloons with his toxic personality.

Only if the guy's sub4

 

[ilieknothing]

He's not too ugly to get a gf in India. He's 5-6/10 maybe even HTN by Indian standards, it's hard to tell with the pic because it's too close up. He's just mentally ill.

@PLA1092 thoughts?

There are more pictures in the article

 

[osman27]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/man-with-objectophilia-details-how-he-fell-in-love-with-balloons/news-story/83c9bebb736a2bc874cc5a03b6541d16

Aakash Majumdar, 28

 

[osman27]

How can you be so hairy but look so life-less curry are truly cursed with some horrific genes. Norwooding as-well JFL

 

[osman27]

https://www.news.com.au/ Australian news-site making fun of the less fortunate. Color me shocked.

 

[PLA1092]

He's not too ugly to get a gf in India. He's 5-6/10 maybe even HTN by Indian standards, it's hard to tell with the pic because it's too close up. He's just mentally ill.

@PLA1092 thoughts?

Not HTN, LTN depending on where he is.

 

[Julaybib]

this is where foids drive sub5 males