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Discussion Currently alone with a Becky...help

trognarukk

trognarukk

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Everybody left in our office and im alone with a coworking becky.

What should i do?

Get out my weiner ?

HELP

awkward the shining GIF
 
ask her for bobs and vagene
 
Charm her up with your pERsonality
 
Forced copulation.
 
Shes not directly sitting next to, more like diagonal 3 Meters.

I guess she can sense im staring at her melons.

Stop Motion Jiggle GIF by Headexplodie
 
Shes not directly sitting next to, more like diagonal 3 Meters.

I guess she can sense im staring at her melons.

Stop Motion Jiggle GIF by Headexplodie
Are they big melons?
 
Step 1: Give her a very wide smile with all your teeth, with your eyes bulging out aswell.
Step 2: Slowly move towards her.
Step 3: Sprint at her if she tries moving away.

:feelsLSD: :feelsLSD:
 
Step 1: Give her a very wide smile with all your teeth, with your eyes bulging out aswell.
Step 2: Slowly move towards her.
Step 3: Sprint at her if she tries moving away.

:feelsLSD: :feelsLSD:

In Lego Star Wars of course
 
Job loss in 5... 4... 3...
 
Smalltalk would be the normal thing to do and is expected from you.
If you say nothing, you'll be seen as a creep.
 
Smalltalk would be the normal thing to do and is expected from you.
If you say nothing, you'll be seen as a creep.
the weird thing is that im really good at small talk. But yea,,

I worked long in retail with comission so i had to act like i care.
 
i would have suggested rape but then i remembered only normies and chads do that
 

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