Discussion Cult-maxxing - could joining Jehovah's Witnesses give me a social circle and maybe a GF?

[Adûnâi]

I'm honestly surprised virtually nobody has ever brought this up on this forum. Is this a taboo topic or something?

So, I'm an over 25 year old Ukrainian autistic who doesn't consider the lookist part of the Great Incel Theory that relevant to himself because I have never ever formed a social circle in my life by virtue of being autistic.

There are Jehovah's Witness cultists propagating in my area. Do you have any idea about what they may offer me? Do they have any non-boomer females in their ranks?

 

[Nate Higgers]

My uncle got divorce raped by a jehova's witness foid

You guys have jehova's witnesses

 

[B33troot]

If you join the JWs you'll have to do a lot of physical work, like going door to door or walking around the streets to hand out leaflets and such. And even there's very little guarantee of meeting a girl who might like you.

 

[Adûnâi]

My uncle got divorce raped by a jehova's witness foid and cheated on multiple times by her

Had your uncle been an incel before joining the JW? Would be a huge win. How could they divorce if the JWs should prohibit it? Or did he leave them?

 

[Nate Higgers]

don't disclose my location please

Sorry I edited it

Yes all over the world bro

btw are you religious? what's your religion
you can send me PM

 

[Nate Higgers]

Thanks brocel

I'm open about being Christian

I see I am an ex muslim

 

[Adûnâi]

And even there's very little guarantee of meeting a girl who might like you.

So they do provide a social circle then? Would there be a more efficient way to get a social circle after only talking to my mom for 25 years? I'm open to be preyed upon lmao

 

[Nate Higgers]

Isn't it dangerous being an apostate in sandnigger land

Well I'm not open about it even to my own family, I only express my honest religious views anonymously online which is common for a lot of ex muslims

 

[Nate Higgers]

I see, stay safe out there bro

Thanks

 

[B33troot]

So they do provide a social circle then? Would there be a more efficient way to get a social circle after only talking to my mom for 25 years? I'm open to be preyed upon lmao

If you're just looking for a social circle, join a hobby club.

Also the next time you see JWs at work check to see if the male and female volunteers work together or if they are segregated.

 

[Adûnâi]

Also the next time you see JWs at work check to see if the male and female volunteers work together or if they are segregated.

I only see a pair standing in the street with propaganda leaflets. Yes, they are segregated in that way, but how is it relevant? Again, I have not talked to a single human person in my life (aside from asking for our home assignment or the class room), I cannot "cold-approach" anyway.

If you're just looking for a social circle, join a hobby club.

How do I find them in my shithole called the Ukraine? On Facefuck for boomers?

 

[turbosperg]

in my shithole called the Ukraine?

Aren't you too busy with the russkies, no?

 

[Adûnâi]

Aren't you too busy with the russkies, no?

Stop watching TV, nothing ever happens. (Aside from AI, AI is real because you can literally use it yourself.)

 

[turbosperg]

Stop watching TV, nothing ever happens. (Aside from AI, AI is real because you can literally use it yourself.)

I don't even own a TV set'

 

[Serpents reign]

I'm honestly surprised virtually nobody has ever brought this up on this forum. Is this a taboo topic or something?

So, I'm an over 25 year old Ukrainian autistic who doesn't consider the lookist part of the Great Incel Theory that relevant to himself because I have never ever formed a social circle in my life by virtue of being autistic.

There are Jehovah's Witness cultists propagating in my area. Do you have any idea about what they may offer me? Do they have any non-boomer females in their ranks?

Stay the fuck away from any cults. Cults just want to enslave you and brainwash you and use you for your money. They are not good people. They act like your friend because they want to stab you in the back and use you like a pig in a slaughter house. I've been there done that, and it's a bitch to get out of it.
Thank God, I'm an atheist, no pun intended.

 

[Adûnâi]

I don't even own a TV set'

>Missing the point this hard.
Goyslop is not exclusive to physical TVs. Look at 4chan thinking the Ukraine is some war-ravaged hellhole, life is literally unchanged here, just more EU-whoring and cripples.

They are not good people.

Suggest me better people. The Hare Krishna cult? Used to be popular in the 1990s, no idea whether they're still active in my area.

 

[Serpents reign]

>Missing the point this hard.
Goyslop is not exclusive to physical TVs. Look at 4chan thinking the Ukraine is some war-ravaged hellhole, life is literally unchanged here, just more EU-whoring and cripples.


Suggest me better people. The Hare Krishna cult? Used to be popular in the 1990s, no idea whether they're still active in my area.

If you could possibly get access to a sex cult, then it would be a no-brainer, but I don't really know where one would be and whether they would ever accept you or not.

 

[B33troot]

I only see a pair standing in the street with propaganda leaflets. Yes, they are segregated in that way, but how is it relevant? Again, I have not talked to a single human person in my life (aside from asking for our home assignment or the class room), I cannot "cold-approach" anyway.


How do I find them in my shithole called the Ukraine? On Facefuck for boomers?

If you have poor social skills, then I suggest joining something more casual like a hobby club. Doing volunteer work with the JWs is actually a lot like doing a regular job in the sense you will be expected to perform.

 

[Adûnâi]

If you have poor social skills, then I suggest joining something more casual like a hobby club.

Again, where do I find such clubs? The quest boards in my school only have info related to whoring in Jewrope.

 

[B33troot]

Again, where do I find such clubs? The quest boards in my school only have info related to whoring in Jewrope.

Just look up "pottery club in Ukraine" or "theatre club in Ukraine" or a club for whatever hobby you think you can manage.

 

[PillarofReality]

As long as you're at least LTN and NT you could benefit from Social Circle Maxxing.

 

[Adûnâi]

As long as you're at least LTN and NT you could benefit from Social Circle Maxxing.

NT = neurotypical? That I am not. But LTN? What's that?

Just look up "pottery club in Ukraine" or "theatre club in Ukraine" or a club for whatever hobby you think you can manage.

Theatre clubs? They would require me to play on stage or something? I have no skills. I partook in a university-run mandatory chess "club" of sorts half a decade ago, but again, it was no different from a generic class.

To be fair, I don't know how to do anything social, and how I would even make connections with people in such clubs, hence my natural choice of cults. I actually wanted to write this post months ago - no wonder I'm a greycel (or bluecel? whatever) after 5 years.

 

[PillarofReality]

LTN

Low tier Normie

 

[Adûnâi]

Low tier Normie

Gay-ass cult terminology, apologies. Although it's funny how I cannot evaluate the attractiveness of male faces at all (unless 100% chad).

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Cultists are intense, often loud and fucked up in the head. It's not always a good venue for socializing if you're not used to it. Plus if you don't stand your ground, they will mostly use and abuse you while looking down on you

That said, if the cult is uptight and sexually non-permissive, the girls might be enthusiastic to break free and engage in wild licentiousness. However, they will generally still present a strict, prudish demeanour, which you will probably not break through. That said, their superego is possibly less firm and dullening than the average girl in therapy

A cult is sometimes like a nightclub, in that girls there are looking for intense sensations and excitement, but often also feel worthless. So if you're uncomfortable and aren't really into the cult's beliefs, you might not be providing them with that. Some cults might have something like arranged marriage, maybe you can try your luck with finding one idk

 

[idgaf]

They're all mentally ill, stay far away.

 

[Adûnâi]

A cult is sometimes like a nightclub, in that girls there are looking for intense sensations and excitement, but often also feel worthless.

Sounds nice, why is the topic of cult-maxxing literally never brought up here? I myself have objections to Jewish creeds, but there's a Hare Krishna lair in my area, too, could check it out. After all, won't hurt, right?

I would be afraid to get my kidney stolen though, but no idea whether it's that dangerous.