Serious Cuckiest thing you've ever done?

[Redpill Robert]

Here's the worst I've done:

When I was like 12, there was this hot teenaged girl in our neighborhood named (I kid you not) Stacy. She was 16 or 17 I think. She was always out walking her dog. I had the biggest crush on her and fapped to thoughts of her many times. Especially loved when I'd see her at the pool. I was walking around with my preteen boner all day every time I saw her.

Anyways, me believing blue-pilled bullshit about what girls want, decided to just give it a go one day. I slicked my hair back, put on my tuxedo, and approached her with some flowers I picked and gave them to her along with a fruit roll-up (for those of you who remember those). I asked her to marry me. Her and her friends were all laughing uncontrollably although me being the autist that I am I didn't realize at the time they were laughing at me. They more treated it as "aww, it's cute that he's this delusional." Had I tried such a thing a few years later when I was a teen myself it undoubtedly would have been much worse for me.

That's probably the most beta thing I've ever done. Post your own Tales From The Friend Zone.

 

[rotting-alone]

You guys are so lucky you grew up in a white town, surrounded by white JBs. I'm white but I grew up in an ethnic ghetto. I don't even miss my teenage high school years because every femoid around me was named Draqesha or Gajeet or something and wasn't even hot.

Man I wish I had some memories of crushing on girls in high school or perving on young Stacy's in my neighbourhood.

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

In mid school grade 8 I came in late drinking a coffee and this typical stacy started talking to me as I put stuff in my locker. She took my coffee and drank it asking "What kind is this" I said... 2 cream... 2 sugar... She said oh I like this kind. She gave me a one armed hug and said "I am going to take off with this okay" I said OK and then she took off with my coffee... But I think that was the only hug I got from a non relative Femoid. As beta as it sounds, I felt like that was actually cool...

 

[Deleted member 2686]

I told a chick that she is beautiful, I could've turned into a bluepilled soyboy cuck but then I came to this site

 

[CroMagnonBoy]

Never done anything cucky that I can remember. I never got the chance.

 

[Hunter]

at least you were 12 i guess

 

[The End]

Oh my god... This story is fucking awful, but at least I learned from it.

Okay, my old friend had a friend that was a girl. She was loose: gave out blowjobs like handshakes, made out with guys with rotting teeth, and was fingered by whoever happened to be around. So I contacted her, hoping she'd allow me entrance to her love-tunnel. She actually came by, and I asked point blank, "are you attracted to me?" She replied she didn't even know me, which I took as a soft no.

But she found me interesting so we started hanging out. Except it was obvious she was the leader; I was just allowed to be around her. But she was nice, complimented me incessantly, and pretty damn hot.

Except eventually she was not so nice. She hated everything I said. And I found out she had a collection of loser-guys (like me) she kept around to flatter her. I was saddened, because I considered her a good friend - and now she seemingly hated everything about me (though she said it was me who changed). So eventually I got kinda weepy, and she told me she "loved me" (of course, in a brotherly way since I am ugly).

I felt a bit better, but she said, "don't call me, I'll call you." And she never did. For 3 months she didn't contact me at all, so I figured - good riddance, this was getting really sick at the end.

Then out of the blue, she contacts me, "oh why haven't we hung out in forever?" she continued, "will you help me move?"

I replied.... yes.

But that was the moment I realized how much power she had over me, and I was fucking furious at myself. How had I let myself be manipulated by this bitch?

Well, I went and helped her move - with few words and a sour look on my face. After that I never contacted her again. She tried once to message me on facebook, and I coldly replied, "What do you want?" She replied, "Just wanted to see if your were alive. Nothing important."

Yeh, what a bitch.

Now she's married to some fat guy, and is all super-christian. At least after that I've yet to have any positive feelings for a girl. I even hung out with one later and fucking hated her guts, but just hung around to score.

I've been fucked over by a couple of bitches, but I think this has to be the most pathetically servile I've ever acted towards a woman. Never again. In fact, I'd like to ''visit'' this certain someone before I say goodbye to this world.

 

[Hunter]

ive never orbited or cucked because i was never given the chance kek. now i wouldnt voluntarily.

 

[Redpill Robert]

You guys are so lucky you grew up in a white town, surrounded by white JBs. I'm white but I grew up in an ethnic ghetto. I don't even miss my teenage high school years because every femoid around me was named Draqesha or Gajeet or something and wasn't even hot.

Man I wish I had some memories of crushing on girls in high school or perving on young Stacy's in my neighbourhood.

Well, it's never too late.

 

[masterwizard]

Used to spend hours chatting to a girl on MSN every night, but was too beta to ever talk to her irl. As we hit ~16/17 I had to listen to how she had gone out on a friday, got hammered, and sucked some guys dick and felt bad about it because she wasn't even attracted to him, just drunk.

Ended up ragequitting eventually, it was too much to take. I found out later on that she had tried to do a PHD and got kicked off for cheating, and then tried to kill herself. But because she is a Stacy, she just abandoned her life and setup shop in some guy's and everything worked out fine for her.

 

[rotting-alone]

Well, it's never too late.

Yes it is because I'm 22 now. Even if I move to an apartment right beside a high school (as if that isn't already mad FBI bait lol) the magic is gone because I'm not some innocent teenager that can go fap behind the bleachers while the cheerleaders are practicing.

 

[Weirdcel]

Held the door open for a chick once.

 

[Templarcel421]

I have a supreme story. I orbited a girl far above me looks wise. We went on like 2 movie dates and held hands in the movies. We talked and hugged at school occasionally, talked on AOL instant messenger. But that's the most that ever happened. We went to prom together that year, and as soon as prom was over she stopped talking to me and was talking to older men. I went to break up with her at school and she JFL at my face and said "you can't break up with me, there's nothing to break up, we were never in a relationship."

JFL. I spent 8 months of the school year with a girl believing she was my gf when she actually wasn't. She used me for food, a prom ticket, and a few movies. Lmao I was a supreme beta bux and never realized it. She was also FUCKING other men while "with" me and everyone knew it but didn't tell me.

 

[Redpill Robert]

at least you were 12 i guess

Yeah but still.

 

[Weirdcel]

In mid school grade 8 I came in late drinking a coffee and this typical stacy started talking to me as I put stuff in my locker. She took my coffee and drank it asking "What kind is this" I said... 2 cream... 2 sugar... She said oh I like this kind. She gave me a one armed hug and said "I am going to take off with this okay" I said OK and then she took off with my coffee... But I think that was the only hug I got from a non relative Femoid. As beta as it sounds, I felt like that was actually cool...

Bullied by a sloot. OVER

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Where's that nigga who drunk a foids piss in front of her and her friend? @VincentVanCope that was you, right? You're the kingofcucks after that one my friend.

The cuckiest thing i've ever done was buy used panties from Reddit and subsequently masturbated while sniffing them and licking them.
Never again.

 

[Redpill Robert]

Oh my god... This story is fucking awful, but at least I learned from it.

Okay, my old friend had a friend that was a girl. She was loose: gave out blowjobs like handshakes, made out with guys with rotting teeth, and was fingered by whoever happened to be around. So I contacted her, hoping she'd allow me entrance to her love-tunnel. She actually came by, and I asked point blank, "are you attracted to me?" She replied she didn't even know me, which I took as a soft no.

But she found me interesting so we started hanging out. Except it was obvious she was the leader; I was just allowed to be around her. But she was nice, complimented me incessantly, and pretty damn hot.

Except eventually she was not so nice. She hated everything I said. And I found out she had a collection of loser-guys (like me) she kept around to flatter her. I was saddened, because I considered her a good friend - and now she seemingly hated everything about me (though she said it was me who changed). So eventually I got kinda weepy, and she told me she "loved me" (of course, in a brotherly way since I am ugly).

I felt a bit better, but she said, "don't call me, I'll call you." And she never did. For 3 months she didn't contact me at all, so I figured - good riddance, this was getting really sick at the end.

Then out of the blue, she contacts me, "oh why haven't we hung out in forever?" she continued, "will you help me move?"

I replied.... yes.

But that was the moment I realized how much power she had over me, and I was fucking furious at myself. How had I let myself be manipulated by this bitch?

Well, I went and helped her move - with few words and a sour look on my face. After that I never contacted her again. She tried once to message me on facebook, and I coldly replied, "What do you want?" She replied, "Just wanted to see if your were alive. Nothing important."

Yeh, what a bitch.

Now she's married to some fat guy, and is all super-christian. At least after that I've yet to have any positive feelings for a girl. I even hung out with one later and fucking hated her guts, but just hung around to score.

I've been fucked over by a couple of bitches, but I think this has to be the most pathetically servile I've ever acted towards a woman. Never again. In fact, I'd like to ''visit'' this certain someone before I say goodbye to this world.

Lol what a fucking slut. I love used up roasties that think simply "becoming Christian" somehow erases the past.

 

[Murdoch89]

It was when I spend over 200 pound on a slut called Michelle,took her out for a meal,bought her shoes,cigarettes,credit for her phone,etc and ask her will she have sex with me and she said NOOOOOOOO!

 

[Indari]

JESUS CHRIST

 

[Fontaine]

Orbited a few girls on MSN and Facebook, pretty classic stuff. It usually ended abruptly when I learned they had made up with another guy. Other than this nothing.

The tuxedo/gift thing was attempted by a friend of mine in middle school. Poor kid probably still has nightmares about it.

 

[Indari]

I have a supreme story. I orbited a girl far above me looks wise. We went on like 2 movie dates and held hands in the movies. We talked and hugged at school occasionally, talked on AOL instant messenger. But that's the most that ever happened. We went to prom together that year, and as soon as prom was over she stopped talking to me and was talking to older men. I went to break up with her at school and she JFL at my face and said "you can't break up with me, there's nothing to break up, we were never in a relationship."

JFL. I spent 8 months of the school year with a girl believing she was my gf when she actually wasn't. She used me for food, a prom ticket, and a few movies. Lmao I was a supreme beta bux and never realized it. She was also FUCKING other men while "with" me and everyone knew it but didn't tell me.

erfuel

 

[Indari]

Oh my god... This story is fucking awful, but at least I learned from it.

Okay, my old friend had a friend that was a girl. She was loose: gave out blowjobs like handshakes, made out with guys with rotting teeth, and was fingered by whoever happened to be around. So I contacted her, hoping she'd allow me entrance to her love-tunnel. She actually came by, and I asked point blank, "are you attracted to me?" She replied she didn't even know me, which I took as a soft no.

But she found me interesting so we started hanging out. Except it was obvious she was the leader; I was just allowed to be around her. But she was nice, complimented me incessantly, and pretty damn hot.

Except eventually she was not so nice. She hated everything I said. And I found out she had a collection of loser-guys (like me) she kept around to flatter her. I was saddened, because I considered her a good friend - and now she seemingly hated everything about me (though she said it was me who changed). So eventually I got kinda weepy, and she told me she "loved me" (of course, in a brotherly way since I am ugly).

I felt a bit better, but she said, "don't call me, I'll call you." And she never did. For 3 months she didn't contact me at all, so I figured - good riddance, this was getting really sick at the end.

Then out of the blue, she contacts me, "oh why haven't we hung out in forever?" she continued, "will you help me move?"

I replied.... yes.

But that was the moment I realized how much power she had over me, and I was fucking furious at myself. How had I let myself be manipulated by this bitch?

Well, I went and helped her move - with few words and a sour look on my face. After that I never contacted her again. She tried once to message me on facebook, and I coldly replied, "What do you want?" She replied, "Just wanted to see if your were alive. Nothing important."

Yeh, what a bitch.

Now she's married to some fat guy, and is all super-christian. At least after that I've yet to have any positive feelings for a girl. I even hung out with one later and fucking hated her guts, but just hung around to score.

I've been fucked over by a couple of bitches, but I think this has to be the most pathetically servile I've ever acted towards a woman. Never again. In fact, I'd like to ''visit'' this certain someone before I say goodbye to this world.

ERFUEL

 

[The End]

Lol what a fucking slut. I love used up roasties that think simply "becoming Christian" somehow erases the past.

I remember one time she said, "I've only had sex with about 20 guys!"
And I said, "Didn't you tell me you used to give lots of guys blow-jobs?"
"Yes but that's not sex."
"Well, it's called oral-sex."
"..."

 

[rasmuscel]

Asked a girl out in middle school (before puberty and premature balding turned me into a truecel). She said she was going to break up with her current boyfriend next week for me, but never did. I asked her again, and she said just one more week (to preserve her reputation or some shit).

Every week all of 6th grade this went on.

 

[Deleted member 3291]

Picked up a girls paper that dropped on the street

 

[Redpill Robert]

Used to spend hours chatting to a girl on MSN every night, but was too beta to ever talk to her irl. As we hit ~16/17 I had to listen to how she had gone out on a friday, got hammered, and sucked some guys dick and felt bad about it because she wasn't even attracted to him, just drunk.

Ended up ragequitting eventually, it was too much to take. I found out later on that she had tried to do a PHD and got kicked off for cheating, and then tried to kill herself. But because she is a Stacy, she just abandoned her life and setup shop in some guy's and everything worked out fine for her.

I miss MSN. Was the best instant messenger imo. But I mean if she'll suck an unattractive dude's dick while drunk you should have moved in