Dry Spell
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- Nov 21, 2017
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There’s a 100% chance this is not his child and he is raising his neighbor’s bastard fetus.
Coincidentally, the neighbor is at the house less than an hour after guy leaves for work.
Coincidentally, neighbors wife is infertile (if he can’t get his wife pregnant, I guess he will get someone else’s wife pregnant if he wants a kid.)
Rubbing lotion on pregnant woman’s belly implies it is his child and he is taking care of his woman.
Coincidentally, the neighbor is at the house less than an hour after guy leaves for work.
Coincidentally, neighbors wife is infertile (if he can’t get his wife pregnant, I guess he will get someone else’s wife pregnant if he wants a kid.)
Rubbing lotion on pregnant woman’s belly implies it is his child and he is taking care of his woman.
left for work, decided on the way there I just wasn't feeling it and called off. I stopped for breakfast before heading home to surprise my wife. 40 mins tops. I get home, enter from the back door and here's my wife and my neighbor sitting in our living room on the couch. She's turned toward him, fully clothed but with her shirt pulled up over her very pregnant stomach while he, facing her, is rubbing lotion on her stomach with both hands.
They both froze, before my wife asked how come I was back and then said "(his name) stopped by to borrow the toolbox while I was moisturizing, and wanted to know if he could feel the baby so I said ok." I told him to get out before I put him out, and he left immediately.