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Speedloader
Saw spear enthusiast
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Seriously the retards who designed the shooting system should just rope
Just stand still theoryJust stand still when you shoot
Yes?Just stand still theory
Just dont let your players to aim down sight with most weapons and force them to do weird stutter step dances theoryElab
My fucking youtube recommendations give me csgo content even if I deliberately try to get rid of it, which then triggers theSeriously the retards who designed the shooting system should just rope
Just don't click on it lolMy fucking youtube recommendations give me csgo content even if I deliberately try to get rid of it, which then triggers thecycle that aggressively eats away at my nerves.
report it as content you don't like. After a bit youtube will stop recommending it.My fucking youtube recommendations give me csgo content even if I deliberately try to get rid of it, which then triggers thecycle that aggressively eats away at my nerves.
Literally git gud
Same retarded shooting buddy boyo. Just don’t aim down sights theoryLOL THENN JUST PLAY VALORANT BOOMER BOY
This tbh, Source and 1.6 and even CZ/DS had their charm, CSGO feels like a souless puppet.Csgo is the worst counter strike I've played
CSGO should have died when Rainbow Six Siege came out.
Same retarded shooting buddy boyo. Just don’t aim down sights theory
im shit at cs go anywaysSeriously the retards who designed the shooting system should just rope
You clearly don't know theJust don't click on it lol
You clearly don't know thecycle, fren
1. Get this shit recommended
2. Get an urge to play. I mean, I only have around 100 hours, I just need more patience.
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3. Actually start out great, win 2 matches in a row, top scoring on my team with results like 16-7. My rank does not change at all.
4. Lose one match. Mildly irritated, but it's okay since it was like 13-16 and I was still top scoring in my team or maybe even on both teams.
5. Start getting absolutely wrecked and end up as a bottom fragger in a 4-16 match.
6. Look up tutorials, which say:
7. Follow all this advice and still get destroyed 4-16 because of my dogshit aim and getting one tapped within the first 10 seconds, REGARDLESS OF WHAT I DO.
- 2 hours of boring aim map practice per day minimum
- 40 hours every two weeks MINIMUM
- Memorise 9 quadrillion nade spots for each map
- Focus on objectives only
- Memorise spray patterns
- Strafe in every encounter
- Memorise the economy mechanics and buy with your team
- Know exactly what to buy and when to buy it
- Never tilt, even if it's a 10th round in a row of you getting one tapped within the first 10 seconds
- Communicate via voice chat all the time
- If you follow all these steps above, you will have the bare minimum skill to get to gold nova, i.e. mediocre ranks
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8. Flashback to my peers who got to global on solo q by mechanical skill and movement only, without talking to anyone via voicechat.
9. My inferiority complex kicks in and triggers visceral rage. I punch the shit out of my desk, keyboard, and monitor, and uninstall the game.
10. Return to step 1.
Based. Just play rainbow sixYou could just uninstall that compost heap and play something fun instead.
And no you can't convince me that this garbage is unironically fun, addictive maybe, but not fun.
Siege isn't a whole lot better tbh lol, just normies spraying eachother down through walls.Based. Just play rainbow six
It's not about fun, it's about getting a high rank. Anything below DMG is laughed at, especially the silver ranks. The main point of CS:GO is to permanently leave silver/gold nova in order to not embarrass yourself as that pathetic dipshit who is still silver after 1000 hours.You could just uninstall that compost heap and play something fun instead.
And no you can't convince me that this garbage is unironically fun, addictive maybe, but not fun.
shit game tbh i agreeJust dont let your players to aim down sight with most weapons and force them to do weird stutter step dances theory
So what you're just playing for braging rights? Alright fair enough.It's not about fun, it's about getting a high rank. Anything below DMG is laughed at, especially the silver ranks. The main point of CS:GO is to permanently leave silver/gold nova in order to not embarrass yourself as that pathetic dipshit who is still silver after 1000 hours.
They're normies, you could dange a piece of shit infront of them and they would find it entertaining.never got why so many people love tbh
My brain is utter dogshit and I will never improve. "Playing a shitton" will just result in 4 hour long 4-16 bottom frag sessions.what's your rank
you have to learn strafing, spray patterns and find your niche. Also you gotta play a shitton.
CSGO drains your soul though. It's repetitive and boring. The only fun part is when you rank up or get some insane wallbang or one tap.
Yes. Being S3 at 100 hours is profoundly humiliating.So what you're just playing for braging rights? Alright fair enough.
Silver 3 at 100 hours is pretty normal actually. I know people with 1,000 hours and they are still in silver. Because of smurf accountsMy brain is utter dogshit and I will never improve. "Playing a shitton" will just result in 4 hour long 4-16 bottom frag sessions.
Yes. Being S3 at 100 hours is profoundly humiliating.
do u play on eu?My brain is utter dogshit and I will never improve. "Playing a shitton" will just result in 4 hour long 4-16 bottom frag sessions.
Yes. Being S3 at 100 hours is profoundly humiliating.
Yesdo u play on eu?
i'd be down to play and get u out of silver
Pm me your steam profile theni'd be down to play and get u out of silver
And the worst part is that they specified certain places where you can shoot through walls.This tbh, Source and 1.6 and even CZ/DS had their charm, CSGO feels like a souless puppet.
I don’t play it