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I never put my money with jew niggers. Was about to open an account on FTX 2 years ago, saw that it was run by a jew nigger and went to another exchange.

Has served me well so far.
 
Crypto bs is the only reliable investment you can make as a poor fuck which means as 99% of the population on planet earth. Those pretending otherwise are greedy bankers who want controle over your money. Nobody controles crypto as it is in a totally sane state of market anarchy.
 
Cryptocurrency and the like never really appealed to me; they may be 'decentralized', but they're still mostly controlled through globohomo-supporting, elite-puppeteered corporations... :feelswhat:

I'm certainly not too sad about a few millionaires getting a few cuts to their portfolio or net worth; the same happening to us would likely wipe out our accounts. :feelsclown:
 
elite-puppeteered corporations... :feelswhat:
The only corporate that is heavily and openly invested in crypto cucking is Elon Musk, most others consider it as a menace to their "old money" bs narrative.
 
The people who hate crypto are rich multimillionaire boomers, tallfag white chads that work in finance, and normies.

Crypto is for everyone but it is especially appealing to incels, nerds, and losers.
 
https://dirtybubblemedia.substack.com/p/is-alameda-research-insolvent

Extract from the link above.
  1. Create a token: Tokens are literally just bits of code on a blockchain. Program that sucker up and get rolling. Make sure you retain the majority of those tokens on your balance sheet for maximum flywheeling.
  2. Pump the token’s price: Retain a “market maker.” Buy tokens using your customer’s assets. Wash trade it to infinity. Do whatever it takes to drive that price sky-high! And since you kept most of the tokens for yourself, there’s that many fewer tokens out there to pump.
  3. Mark those babies to market: That’s right! Now you reap your rewards; at least, on paper. Now you can show billions of dollars in “assets” on your balance sheet.
  4. Show off your success: Now’s the time to cash in. Hook some savvy investors (suckers), like pension funds, into massively overpaying for your equity or into making you big loans collateralized by your token.
  5. Keep that flywheel spinning: Now you have real dollars. Buy yourself something nice, like stadium naming rights, politicians, or failed crypto companies. But don’t forget: If the flywheel stops spinning, you’re gonna have a bad time.
 
https://dirtybubblemedia.substack.com/p/is-alameda-research-insolvent

Extract from the link above.
  1. Create a token: Tokens are literally just bits of code on a blockchain. Program that sucker up and get rolling. Make sure you retain the majority of those tokens on your balance sheet for maximum flywheeling.
  2. Pump the token’s price: Retain a “market maker.” Buy tokens using your customer’s assets. Wash trade it to infinity. Do whatever it takes to drive that price sky-high! And since you kept most of the tokens for yourself, there’s that many fewer tokens out there to pump.
  3. Mark those babies to market: That’s right! Now you reap your rewards; at least, on paper. Now you can show billions of dollars in “assets” on your balance sheet.
  4. Show off your success: Now’s the time to cash in. Hook some savvy investors (suckers), like pension funds, into massively overpaying for your equity or into making you big loans collateralized by your token.
  5. Keep that flywheel spinning: Now you have real dollars. Buy yourself something nice, like stadium naming rights, politicians, or failed crypto companies. But don’t forget: If the flywheel stops spinning, you’re gonna have a bad time.
UNIRONICALLY 90% of ALL coins in the space most a re pump and dump scams only aroud 10-15% will remain solvent be a good "project" in 5 years time
 
https://dirtybubblemedia.substack.com/p/is-alameda-research-insolvent

Extract from the link above.
  1. Create a token: Tokens are literally just bits of code on a blockchain. Program that sucker up and get rolling. Make sure you retain the majority of those tokens on your balance sheet for maximum flywheeling.
  2. Pump the token’s price: Retain a “market maker.” Buy tokens using your customer’s assets. Wash trade it to infinity. Do whatever it takes to drive that price sky-high! And since you kept most of the tokens for yourself, there’s that many fewer tokens out there to pump.
  3. Mark those babies to market: That’s right! Now you reap your rewards; at least, on paper. Now you can show billions of dollars in “assets” on your balance sheet.
  4. Show off your success: Now’s the time to cash in. Hook some savvy investors (suckers), like pension funds, into massively overpaying for your equity or into making you big loans collateralized by your token.
  5. Keep that flywheel spinning: Now you have real dollars. Buy yourself something nice, like stadium naming rights, politicians, or failed crypto companies. But don’t forget: If the flywheel stops spinning, you’re gonna have a bad time.
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