JFL cringey female writes ~philosophical~ prose about how she did anal with the first chad that approached her

[Ernst22]

skip the bullshit, here's the summary
>existed for a while waiting for chad
>chad approaches her and says "damn baby lemme get some of that"
>lets chad put it in her rear door, he leaves after busting a nut lmao
>lays there oozing cum out of her ass contemplating existence or some magical shit
>beta bux comes along, she states he's not getting in her back door
eat your heart out jane austen

View: https://old.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1hnfm57/the_moment_that_i_realized_i_was_being_used/

 

[Shaktiman]

 

[Grodd]

Dirty whore

 

[psyop]

Not a single atom

 

[AtrociousCitizen]

Accurate interpretation

 

[iicc33]

skip the bullshit, here's the summary
>existed for a while waiting for chad
>chad approaches her and says "damn baby lemme get some of that"
>lets chad put it in her rear door, he leaves after busting a nut lmao
>lays there oozing cum out of her ass contemplating existence or some magical shit
>beta bux comes along, she states he's not getting in her back door
eat your heart out jane austen

View: https://old.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1hnfm57/the_moment_that_i_realized_i_was_being_used/

High iq summary

 

[chudjak]

Why do women ALWAYS do this? They have sex with chad within a day of meeting him even though he's an obvious asshole, they lie and say they were "used" for a pity party and to avoid accountability, then when they find a beta they make him wait years to have sex with them because he's an unattractive nice guy. I've even seen post of women claiming they had sex with tons of men in the past but don't even want to hug their betabuxer. Brutal reality for simps

 

[Ernst22]

Why do women ALWAYS do this? They have sex with chad within a day of meeting him even though he's an obvious asshole, they lie and say they were "used" for a pity party and to avoid accountability, then when they find a beta they make him wait years to have sex with them because he's an unattractive nice guy. I've even seen post of women claiming they had sex with tons of men in the past but don't even want to hug their betabuxer. Brutal reality for simps

foresight is a skill gained by learning from consequences

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

Why do women ALWAYS do this? They have sex with chad within a day of meeting him even though he's an obvious asshole, they lie and say they were "used" for a pity party and to avoid accountability, then when they find a beta they make him wait years to have sex with them because he's an unattractive nice guy. I've even seen post of women claiming they had sex with tons of men in the past but don't even want to hug their betabuxer. Brutal reality for simps

because they get to have their cake and eat it too
they get away with everything this way

 

[ReconElement]

Straight Outta Brazzers porno and cucks say porn isn't real life

 

[VPSCel]

Good summary. Anal is chad territory

 

[justuseless]

Smelly filth receptacle

 

[sconswap]

Dirty whore