Serious counterfeit notes to pay for escorts?

[MaxZM98]

i'm wondering if it would be possible to get free sex from escorts by using fake, counterfeit notes instead of real money. prostitutes don't check for authenticity of the notes, they just count it to see if it's enough. i don't know how to access these notes, though. maybe someone else does.

i dont think this is unethical since chads get free pussy anyways just because they have better genetics. also there is a clear double standard as if i tried to be an escort for women, i wouldnt be able to get any women to have sex with me for free let alone pay me 80 quid.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I think they do check the notes, unfortunately.

 

[Rensudesu]

I think they do check the notes, unfortunately.

What are they going to do once they find out, slap you to death?

 

[hapa_incel]

what the hell man that's a horrible idea

 

[GetFucked]

What are they going to do once they find out, slap you to death?

Idk if escorts have pimps, but if they do they'll break your kneecaps

 

[lastchancel]

monopoly money

 

[MaxZM98]

I think they do check the notes, unfortunately.

i saw an escort today. she looked at each note for like 2-3 seconds to read the number, then went on to the next note. the lighting is also dim so they wouldnt be able to notice. especially if the escort is a foreigner they wouldnt know how to tell if it's a fake or not. even i cant tell.

 

[Modus Coperandi]

you can buy fake notes in the dark web

 

[Frottbott]

It... would be rape. Just an fyi. And yes, I consider women to be mass-raping men (the sex is based on extreme deceit) but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

 

[acnescarcel]

in theory its a good idea but if the hooker gets caught using them and says she got the cash from you you will be looking at jail time.

 

[JovanD]

i'm wondering if it would be possible to get free sex from escorts by using fake, counterfeit notes instead of real money. prostitutes don't check for authenticity of the notes, they just count it to see if it's enough. i don't know how to access these notes, though. maybe someone else does.

i dont think this is unethical since chads get free pussy anyways just because they have better genetics. also there is a clear double standard as if i tried to be an escort for women, i wouldnt be able to get any women to have sex with me for free let alone pay me 80 quid.

Depending on quality of the notes they can passthem off and spend them, unless they go to exchange office/bank/ATM or any macheane.
Watch out boyos, since talking about illegal stuff is against the rules, this thread might get nuked tho.
As far as illegal stuff goes anything to do with counterfiet currency is right up there with terrorism, goverments take that shit uber seriously.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Uhhhh when she gets caught using the fake money the feds are gonna question her and that can lead back to you. Then you will get raped in prison

 

[MaxZM98]

in theory its a good idea but if the hooker gets caught using them and says she got the cash from you you will be looking at jail time.

i could easily say i got the cash from somewhere else and i was scammed too

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You should try prop money. If she doesnt check it youd be fine Prop money

 

[JovanD]

You should try prop money. If she doesnt check it youd be fine Prop money

That's too obvious.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

That's too obvious.

Say "the money is in this envelope" and pull out the bills quick to show her and say you'll pay after and leave it at the door or some shit.

Just saying. You wouldnt be committing a felony with the fake cash

 

[MaxZM98]

Depending on quality of the notes they can passthem off and spend them, unless they go to exchange office/bank/ATM or any macheane.
Watch out boyos, since talking about illegal stuff is against the rules, this thread might get nuked tho.
As far as illegal stuff goes anything to do with counterfiet currency is right up there with terrorism, goverments take that shit uber seriously.

is prostitution even seen as a legit job by the government? i mean if you use fake money at a grocery store, that's different. but can you really get in trouble for not paying an escort? i guess the argument would be the sex wasnt informed consent because they thought they were getting real money. but you dont have to tell them it's real money in the first place.

Say "the money is in this envelope" and pull out the bills quick to show her and say you'll pay after and leave it at the door or some shit.

Just saying. You wouldnt be committing a felony with the fake cash

they want the money first tho

 

[Deleted member 60]

i saw an escort today. she looked at each note for like 2-3 seconds to read the number, then went on to the next note. the lighting is also dim so they wouldnt be able to notice. especially if the escort is a foreigner they wouldnt know how to tell if it's a fake or not. even i cant tell.

yeah it depends. I wouldn't risk it in my area. They could easily blacklist

 

[JovanD]

is prostitution even seen as a legit job by the government? i mean if you use fake money at a grocery store, that's different. but can you really get in trouble for not paying an escort? i guess the argument would be the sex wasnt informed consent because they thought they were getting real money. but you dont have to tell them it's real money in the first place.

they want the money first tho

Just possessing counterfeit currency is huge fucking crime, using it is how ppl usually get caught.

 

[MaxZM98]

Just possessing counterfeit currency is huge fucking crime, using it is how ppl usually get caught.

well maybe... still i dont think i shouldnt have to pay for what chad gets for free.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

I think they do check the notes, unfortunately.

Uhhhh when she gets caught using the fake money the feds are gonna question her and that can lead back to you. Then you will get raped in prison

what the hell man that's a horrible idea

It... would be rape. Just an fyi. And yes, I consider women to be mass-raping men (the sex is based on extreme deceit) but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

 

[JJtheIncel]

It... would be rape. Just an fyi. And yes, I consider women to be mass-raping men (the sex is based on extreme deceit) but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

Some judge ruled 2 guys raping a slut as a theft of services