niggers I made a fucking thread about it and no corporate cel showed up. I guess there is not corporate cel here or if there is he's busy in his office or some shit
its over for corporatecels
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I am, but I don't want to talk about it. Corporate work culture is pure cancer and AIDS.
you survive there please guide or atleast tell us something we can do to avoid the latter struggles. Or some tips and tricks to be able to atleast hold onto a job that can bring food on the table and help with other copes
Cant relate im unemployed
nothing to relate about man, im just looking for guidance into corporate
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Can you be specific? Keep in mind that not all corporate cultures are the same, but there are enough similarities as far as I know. Corporations are filled with people, and people are, for the most part, "monkey see, monkey do."
Specifically just being with coworkers and the boundaries you gotta keep as a sub5 human. And if later in life when you are in your 40s or even late 30s you might be even made fun of being a virgin loser, I heard rehab room's advice on that but he just blapped about faking it that you have a gf and she doesn't live here , which wouldn't work for more than a year or so.
Other than that would be just how exactly you go about career, stay at the same position all life or there is some hope for sub5s there to get promoted. If indiancels can become CEOs, I think it wouldn't be hard for sub5s if they are skilled and hardworking to atleast make it to manager and bully normies under them.
it's all about genetics bro, some people can tolerate it, others are too depressed to work
so I'd be a homeless junkie then?
Nigga don't be disingenuous, genes can impact how you behave & function
please get some food if you come across me
i am too depressed to even leave my room and ask my mom to make some food for me
Yeah, a lot of depression is hereditary...
brutal, ask her to make it for two
yup
can't tell if you're being sarcastic
I don't wanna discourage you but those jobs require great social skills. As in you wont get hired if you don't interview well.
And those are influenced by genes....
huh, i don't know why i said genetics, that's not what i meant. i am tired
I was busy in the office yesterday and I’m wfh today
Genetics can influence depression, which ofc impacts if you want to work, you know that right?
even accounting?
you're right
perhaps, maybe.. i don't know
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Just keep to yourself and don't make active efforts to befriend coworkers, because they can and will use you. That obviously includes betraying your trust, so don't tell them anything important, especially in private. And for God's sake, don't talk about your ideas in the workplace to them. They'll just steal it and use it to curry favor with your bosses and be in their minds for a promotion. On that note, try to be on your boss' good side, obviously, but don't try to kiss up to them (this is personality-dependent on both you and them). If they're egotistical and narcissistic, then they will appreciate you blowing smoke up their ass. If they're not, it could severely backfire and put a permanent dent in their opinion of you.
I don't know who rehab room is (youtuber?), but the best thing I can say in that regard is to condition people early on that you're a private person and like to be strictly professional in the workplace. Throw in the occasional, "please respect my boundaries," to put people on the defensive and back off if they get annoyingly nosy. With regards to boundaries, that applies double to how people treat you as a coworker. If you're always bending over backwards to help people, stop. You'll be just known as the office doormat who'll do anything people will ask. Learn to say no, but offer compromises and alternative solutions where possible. If somebody wants you to help them and you really can't because your workload is heavy, be upfront about it. Then later on whenever, if you have spare time, offer any help if they need it. Now you're the guy who helped them and they owe you a favor. It also places you higher on the power ladder psychologically, since you're helping them on your terms, not theirs.
There's no general advice there. It's going to depend heavily on many factors, such as your job, boss, coworkers, company (size, budget, departments, upward and lateral freedom of movement etc.).
You're going to have normies playing their monkey games whereever you are, there's no avoiding that. Learn to spot it and work around it.
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I don't know many jobs that don't require social skills. Those jobs are disappearing. Maybe in Comp Sci.
Everyone wants the jobs that don't require social interaction so those jobs don't pay shit and are getting taken over by ai.
"The heritability of depression, or the proportion of phenotypic variation that can be attributed to genetic factors, is estimated to be between 30% and 50%. This means that about 30-50% of the risk for developing depression is due to genes. "
brutal, janitormaxxing can save us
thanks brocel, im sure it would be helpful
cool
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Apologies, if it wasn't directly applicable or practical for your situation.
I am yet to start any corporate jobs, was just curious how it works and needed to keep something some expectations for the future
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I have an accounting and finance degree. I work in the accounting department in a small government office. I want to work for a better company but my work experience is brutal on my resume. I still get a few interviews now and then.
I'm not corporate but I do work in an office.
I'm not corporate but I do work in an office.
under 30? government offices must be chill , right?
Thats what he said
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