LifeFuel Copy pasta thread

[Weeee]

Daddy touches my thicc ass
He tells ️ me I'm a pretty lass
Puts his penis in my butt
Oh my god , I'm such a slut!
Mommy sees us, and she's mad
"I'm sorry hun, the sex was bad!"
Mommy pulls out guns akimbo
Because she hates her little bimbo
The Cummies are dripping from my hole
I can't stop working on Daddy's pole
Mommy shoots , her shots all miss
Daddy and I share a special kiss
One round left , Mommy takes the gun
She rests the barrel ️ on her tongue
"Goodbye world , and goodbye cheater!
I hope you're happy with your stupid wife beater!"
The gun goes bang , Mommy dies
But we don't care, Daddy just sighs ️
No thoughts in her head , no blood in her heart ,
"That stupid whore can't tear us apart."

Daddy’s cummies, nice and yummy
Thick and gooey, feel like honey
That sweet milk, oh-so-tasty
Daddy, Daddy, please be hasty!
My tongue swirls round and round
While Daddy gives my ass a great big pound
Over in the corner, wrapped in chains ⛓
Mommy huddled over, screaming in pain
“Shut up, bitch! Stay on the floor!”
Mommy sobbing louder, I call her a whore
She reaches behind her for her gun
While Daddy gropes and tickles my sweet buns
Puts the barrel between her teeth
And Daddy’s semen begins to seep ️
Gunpowder, blood, brains and gore
Mommy’s lifeless corpse slumps to the floor
Cummies, cummies filling my throat
My pussy is completely soaked
But Daddy’s cock just gets bigger
Over near the drawers, he grabs the scissors
Cuts a hole in Mommy’s stomach
In her hand, a gin and tonic
He begins to unravel her strings of intestines
“Look closely, you’ll learn ‍ a lesson”
Ties a noose, rigs it tight
“Sweetie, sweetie, no need to fight”
Puts her guts around my neck
“Looks like everything’s good and set”
Lets me fall down about a yard
Face turning blue, choking hard
All the while, Daddy’s stroking his cock
And for a moment, our eyes lock
Tears of joy stream down my face
I’m going to a better place~

 

[KFT]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Insomniac]

> r/copypasta

 

[2340922]

what is this about?

 

[PotatoTomato]

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[Weeee]

> r/copypasta
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Are you Anti fun all the time?

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

 

[Incellectual]

> r/copypasta
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the term and concept of a copy pasta doesn't even come from reddit jfl

 

[Insomniac]

Are you Anti fun all the time?

the term and concept of a copy pasta doesn't even come from reddit jfl

It’s just a prank bro

 

[Admiral_Arkantos]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch:

 

[builderseed]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch:
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@Chad

 

[Dionysus]

Dad was such a drag. Every day he'd eating the same kind of food, dress the same. sit in front of the same games... Yeah, he was just that kind of guy. But then one day, he goes and kills us all! He couldn't even be original about the way he did it I'm not complaining... I'm was dying of boredom anyway. But guess what? I will coming back, and I'm bringing my new Toys with me.

 

[ihaveno1]

It’s over for many men.