Confession: When I was a teenager I would rub my penis on the Halloween candy we gave out so foids would have to touch my penis when eating the candy

[Vector2800]

I would also jack off into a tissue then dab some candy pieces with the tissue. You wouldn’t be able to notice it and foids would be touching my semen. This all happened over 30 years ago and of course is past the statute of limitations.

 

[X.9]

 

[weaselbomber]

definitely happened mang

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

 

[Castaway]

Tales

 

[Scatius Deletus]

I was there

 

[Koomersarj]

definitely happened mang

This user's curry, so it's a non-zero chance

 

[Vector2800]

This user's curry, so it's a non-zero chance

I’m 47 and rot in my house all day. I have no reason to lie and don’t give a fuck about clout on this forum.

 

[Emba]

That's nice

 

[ihatefemcels]

I remember in 6th grade I rubbed my penis with a slinky and brought to school and some girls played with it