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Serious College survival tips for younger incels

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After enduring years on a degenerate college surrounded by normies, here are all my tips aimed for those unlucky incels that are forced to go to college for whatever reason. Disclaimer: this guide was made with the experience of a latin america college campus

#1: Trust nobody, but try to spot another outcast or loser on the first weeks.


Extremely important, you can't just go around trusting normies cause you gonna become a jester or they gonna isolate you, but with a bit of luck you can find another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes, the tricky part here is finding that folk but trust me, you get that early, you will have it far easier for later.

#2: Some days will be far more brutal than others
Sometimes you just gonna have a bad day when u constantly see everyone else socializing and being a normal human, just push through those days, try to eat something you really like, cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever (if things get really brutal try to skip classes if you handle em well already)

#3: Avoid any extra events

Just go to your classes and nothing else, trust me you won't escape on those extra activities, instead you look like a giant ass weirdo and someone will prolly take a photo of you acting like a social retard and you go viral on tiktok or in private classes group, just keep a low profile and don't try to act as a normie when you are not one.

#4 Prepare for bullying and remain stoic

Chances are you got bullied in HS, surprise, you also gonna get bullied on college, its just a bit different, be prepared for weird stares, mockery and a ton of constant laughs at your expenses on private chat groups that you are not gonna get invited to, don't let it get to you, do your best to be a wall and act stoic af, you show weakness things will only get worse.

#5 Try to eat in places outside of the campus

Eating all alone on a corner will gather unwated sights and if you do it enough times you will get used as a meme, if there are good places to eat outside campus and you spend a lot of hours on it, its worth to go to them to reduce the chances of that happening.

#6 Do NOT interact with women

Self explanatory, just don't try, you could get yourself in serious trouble, there usually far more freedom when choosing partners for group crap and so (remember tip #1?, really handy for those), so do your best to keep everything at a minimum.

#7
Being low inhib is a double edged sword

If you the type of incel that just chalked up by life and already bitched out you prolly do low inhib autistic shit like wearing anime keychains or things u love in your backpack or dress different or whatever, this could make it easier to identify other losers or weirdos at campus to make your trip a bit easier, but it will also attract normies to bully you like moths to a light, if you have nothing to lose go ahead but consider the pros and cons (its usually a far bigger con)

#8
Keep your hope under control

It's fairly normal to get streaks of hope while you on campus because the FOMO is at its peak (final chance to ascend normally cause everything after that is betabux oofy doofy land), however, you gotta keep it real to yourself, you let that hope take over you, it will backfire extremely hard and you will prolly end up getting mocked far more, don't let despair fully eat you alive, but also don't let hope blind you either, find your balance.

#9 Don't attend your final ceremony

The process here was as simple as saying i was gonna graduate "in absentia", it may be different for you, why i suggest you don't attend it?, because those years gonna put such a mental load on your poor soul that you prolly end up bitter at the end, if you can skip it, it will be better (also they usually take force photos and if u a truecel you prolly look like shit on em and can barely smile, so its a win win)




Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.
 
I've never interacted with other students in my uni, unless it's for group projects.
 
I've never interacted with other students in my uni, unless it's for group projects.
I’m glad to have never went to uni. Likely never will either.
 
Another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes
I can't count all the times I forgot an assignment and only had a few hours to fix it, or getting closed off from communication on group projects

Even an extremely annoying jester is a massive help, even if he only reminds you of shit coming up
 
uni is brootal, finals this week, wish me luck brocels
 
Step 1.

Don't go
 
#0 Don't even bother going to college, it's pointless
 
Don’t skip classes it will be a bad habit that you don’t stop doing
 
Don’t skip classes it will be a bad habit that you don’t stop doing

I went through 4+ years with some skipping just fine, it all depends if you already doing very well at it and can afford to lose some hours, with advanced classes i wouldn't recommend it that much but sometimes its just got to brutal for me tbh, college truly tests your soul and patience
 
I went through 4+ years with some skipping just fine, it all depends if you already doing very well at it and can afford to lose some hours, with advanced classes i wouldn't recommend it that much but sometimes its just got to brutal for me tbh, college truly tests your soul and patience
Im too depressed and I cram before finals and im somehow passing says a lot about state of college
 
This is terrible advice. I did all of this intuitively and got nowhere (obviously). Everyone is different. Maybe some whitecel on here can clubmax and join the cs club and get some nice chink that’ll worship him
 
Lmao I am doing these things already without anyone telling me to o it :forcedsmile:
 
Sounds like a very enjoyable time (this is why I dropped out)
 
After enduring years on a degenerate college surrounded by normies, here are all my tips aimed for those unlucky incels that are forced to go to college for whatever reason. Disclaimer: this guide was made with the experience of a latin america college campus

#1: Trust nobody, but try to spot another outcast or loser on the first weeks.


Extremely important, you can't just go around trusting normies cause you gonna become a jester or they gonna isolate you, but with a bit of luck you can find another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes, the tricky part here is finding that folk but trust me, you get that early, you will have it far easier for later.

#2: Some days will be far more brutal than others
Sometimes you just gonna have a bad day when u constantly see everyone else socializing and being a normal human, just push through those days, try to eat something you really like, cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever (if things get really brutal try to skip classes if you handle em well already)

#3: Avoid any extra events

Just go to your classes and nothing else, trust me you won't escape on those extra activities, instead you look like a giant ass weirdo and someone will prolly take a photo of you acting like a social retard and you go viral on tiktok or in private classes group, just keep a low profile and don't try to act as a normie when you are not one.

#4 Prepare for bullying and remain stoic

Chances are you got bullied in HS, surprise, you also gonna get bullied on college, its just a bit different, be prepared for weird stares, mockery and a ton of constant laughs at your expenses on private chat groups that you are not gonna get invited to, don't let it get to you, do your best to be a wall and act stoic af, you show weakness things will only get worse.

#5 Try to eat in places outside of the campus

Eating all alone on a corner will gather unwated sights and if you do it enough times you will get used as a meme, if there are good places to eat outside campus and you spend a lot of hours on it, its worth to go to them to reduce the chances of that happening.

#6 Do NOT interact with women

Self explanatory, just don't try, you could get yourself in serious trouble, there usually far more freedom when choosing partners for group crap and so (remember tip #1?, really handy for those), so do your best to keep everything at a minimum.

#7 Being low inhib is a double edged sword

If you the type of incel that just chalked up by life and already bitched out you prolly do low inhib autistic shit like wearing anime keychains or things u love in your backpack or dress different or whatever, this could make it easier to identify other losers or weirdos at campus to make your trip a bit easier, but it will also attract normies to bully you like moths to a light, if you have nothing to lose go ahead but consider the pros and cons (its usually a far bigger con)

#8 Keep your hope under control

It's fairly normal to get streaks of hope while you on campus because the FOMO is at its peak (final chance to ascend normally cause everything after that is betabux oofy doofy land), however, you gotta keep it real to yourself, you let that hope take over you, it will backfire extremely hard and you will prolly end up getting mocked far more, don't let despair fully eat you alive, but also don't let hope blind you either, find your balance.

#9 Don't attend your final ceremony

The process here was as simple as saying i was gonna graduate "in absentia", it may be different for you, why i suggest you don't attend it?, because those years gonna put such a mental load on your poor soul that you prolly end up bitter at the end, if you can skip it, it will be better (also they usually take force photos and if u a truecel you prolly look like shit on em and can barely smile, so its a win win)




Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.
Just live to cope with living theory
 
This is terrible advice. I did all of this intuitively and got nowhere (obviously). Everyone is different. Maybe some whitecel on here can clubmax and join the cs club and get some nice chink that’ll worship him
If you're whitecel or can reach normie tier looks chances are normies will automatically get you closer to em, these tips are for the true truecels with severe look issues that even get dirty looks from the cashiers (like myself), trust me my first year of college was all trying and failing and trying and failing until it broke me down, you either got the looks for it or no
 
After enduring years on a degenerate college surrounded by normies, here are all my tips aimed for those unlucky incels that are forced to go to college for whatever reason. Disclaimer: this guide was made with the experience of a latin america college campus

#1: Trust nobody, but try to spot another outcast or loser on the first weeks.


Extremely important, you can't just go around trusting normies cause you gonna become a jester or they gonna isolate you, but with a bit of luck you can find another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes, the tricky part here is finding that folk but trust me, you get that early, you will have it far easier for later.

#2: Some days will be far more brutal than others
Sometimes you just gonna have a bad day when u constantly see everyone else socializing and being a normal human, just push through those days, try to eat something you really like, cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever (if things get really brutal try to skip classes if you handle em well already)

#3: Avoid any extra events

Just go to your classes and nothing else, trust me you won't escape on those extra activities, instead you look like a giant ass weirdo and someone will prolly take a photo of you acting like a social retard and you go viral on tiktok or in private classes group, just keep a low profile and don't try to act as a normie when you are not one.

#4 Prepare for bullying and remain stoic

Chances are you got bullied in HS, surprise, you also gonna get bullied on college, its just a bit different, be prepared for weird stares, mockery and a ton of constant laughs at your expenses on private chat groups that you are not gonna get invited to, don't let it get to you, do your best to be a wall and act stoic af, you show weakness things will only get worse.

#5 Try to eat in places outside of the campus

Eating all alone on a corner will gather unwated sights and if you do it enough times you will get used as a meme, if there are good places to eat outside campus and you spend a lot of hours on it, its worth to go to them to reduce the chances of that happening.

#6 Do NOT interact with women

Self explanatory, just don't try, you could get yourself in serious trouble, there usually far more freedom when choosing partners for group crap and so (remember tip #1?, really handy for those), so do your best to keep everything at a minimum.

#7 Being low inhib is a double edged sword

If you the type of incel that just chalked up by life and already bitched out you prolly do low inhib autistic shit like wearing anime keychains or things u love in your backpack or dress different or whatever, this could make it easier to identify other losers or weirdos at campus to make your trip a bit easier, but it will also attract normies to bully you like moths to a light, if you have nothing to lose go ahead but consider the pros and cons (its usually a far bigger con)

#8 Keep your hope under control

It's fairly normal to get streaks of hope while you on campus because the FOMO is at its peak (final chance to ascend normally cause everything after that is betabux oofy doofy land), however, you gotta keep it real to yourself, you let that hope take over you, it will backfire extremely hard and you will prolly end up getting mocked far more, don't let despair fully eat you alive, but also don't let hope blind you either, find your balance.

#9 Don't attend your final ceremony

The process here was as simple as saying i was gonna graduate "in absentia", it may be different for you, why i suggest you don't attend it?, because those years gonna put such a mental load on your poor soul that you prolly end up bitter at the end, if you can skip it, it will be better (also they usually take force photos and if u a truecel you prolly look like shit on em and can barely smile, so its a win win)




Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.
High school is much worse than university
 
After enduring years on a degenerate college surrounded by normies, here are all my tips aimed for those unlucky incels that are forced to go to college for whatever reason. Disclaimer: this guide was made with the experience of a latin america college campus

#1: Trust nobody, but try to spot another outcast or loser on the first weeks.


Extremely important, you can't just go around trusting normies cause you gonna become a jester or they gonna isolate you, but with a bit of luck you can find another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes, the tricky part here is finding that folk but trust me, you get that early, you will have it far easier for later.

#2: Some days will be far more brutal than others
Sometimes you just gonna have a bad day when u constantly see everyone else socializing and being a normal human, just push through those days, try to eat something you really like, cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever (if things get really brutal try to skip classes if you handle em well already)

#3: Avoid any extra events

Just go to your classes and nothing else, trust me you won't escape on those extra activities, instead you look like a giant ass weirdo and someone will prolly take a photo of you acting like a social retard and you go viral on tiktok or in private classes group, just keep a low profile and don't try to act as a normie when you are not one.

#4 Prepare for bullying and remain stoic

Chances are you got bullied in HS, surprise, you also gonna get bullied on college, its just a bit different, be prepared for weird stares, mockery and a ton of constant laughs at your expenses on private chat groups that you are not gonna get invited to, don't let it get to you, do your best to be a wall and act stoic af, you show weakness things will only get worse.

#5 Try to eat in places outside of the campus

Eating all alone on a corner will gather unwated sights and if you do it enough times you will get used as a meme, if there are good places to eat outside campus and you spend a lot of hours on it, its worth to go to them to reduce the chances of that happening.

#6 Do NOT interact with women

Self explanatory, just don't try, you could get yourself in serious trouble, there usually far more freedom when choosing partners for group crap and so (remember tip #1?, really handy for those), so do your best to keep everything at a minimum.

#7 Being low inhib is a double edged sword

If you the type of incel that just chalked up by life and already bitched out you prolly do low inhib autistic shit like wearing anime keychains or things u love in your backpack or dress different or whatever, this could make it easier to identify other losers or weirdos at campus to make your trip a bit easier, but it will also attract normies to bully you like moths to a light, if you have nothing to lose go ahead but consider the pros and cons (its usually a far bigger con)

#8 Keep your hope under control

It's fairly normal to get streaks of hope while you on campus because the FOMO is at its peak (final chance to ascend normally cause everything after that is betabux oofy doofy land), however, you gotta keep it real to yourself, you let that hope take over you, it will backfire extremely hard and you will prolly end up getting mocked far more, don't let despair fully eat you alive, but also don't let hope blind you either, find your balance.

#9 Don't attend your final ceremony

The process here was as simple as saying i was gonna graduate "in absentia", it may be different for you, why i suggest you don't attend it?, because those years gonna put such a mental load on your poor soul that you prolly end up bitter at the end, if you can skip it, it will be better (also they usually take force photos and if u a truecel you prolly look like shit on em and can barely smile, so its a win win)




Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.
Don't cut yourself lmao it's a nice cope but it's unhealthy and addictive
 
I would say one thing you are missing is to NEVER BUNK IN A DORM BECAUSE YOU WILL GET CUCKED
 
I agree with most of this. Also STAY IN TOUCH WITH YOUR ADVISOR SO YOU DON'T GET SCREWED and I do think you should walk at the end if you have family.
 
I would say one thing you are missing is to NEVER BUNK IN A DORM BECAUSE YOU WILL GET CUCKED
Only reason i didn't its because on my latin country everyone just commutes to colleges, but yeah if you're on a country where dorms are the norm try to avoid em, i can only imagine the MOG that would happen there
 
Only reason i didn't its because on my latin country everyone just commutes to colleges, but yeah if you're on a country where dorms are the norm try to avoid em, i can only imagine the MOG that would happen there
I HAVE PTSD MAN I WISH I HAD FLASHBACKS OF MY BUDDIES GETTING MURDERED, NOT MY BUDDIES FUCKING SLUTS EASILY
 
I HAVE PTSD MAN I WISH I HAD FLASHBACKS OF MY BUDDIES GETTING MURDERED, NOT MY BUDDIES FUCKING SLUTS EASILY
Brutal stuff man, i still got TRAUMA when out of nowhere i was called an uni shooter, IMAGINE BEING CALLED THAT ON A LITTLE SHITHOLE COUNTRY, fucked me up ngl, fuck all of em, good thing avoiding ceremony was extremely simple
 
college is a waste of time and money should spend that on escort maxing instead
 
Terrible advice lol

How are u even an incel in Latin America u absolute genetic failure
 
After enduring years on a degenerate college surrounded by normies, here are all my tips aimed for those unlucky incels that are forced to go to college for whatever reason. Disclaimer: this guide was made with the experience of a latin america college campus

#1: Trust nobody, but try to spot another outcast or loser on the first weeks.


Extremely important, you can't just go around trusting normies cause you gonna become a jester or they gonna isolate you, but with a bit of luck you can find another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes, the tricky part here is finding that folk but trust me, you get that early, you will have it far easier for later.

#2: Some days will be far more brutal than others
Sometimes you just gonna have a bad day when u constantly see everyone else socializing and being a normal human, just push through those days, try to eat something you really like, cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever (if things get really brutal try to skip classes if you handle em well already)

#3: Avoid any extra events

Just go to your classes and nothing else, trust me you won't escape on those extra activities, instead you look like a giant ass weirdo and someone will prolly take a photo of you acting like a social retard and you go viral on tiktok or in private classes group, just keep a low profile and don't try to act as a normie when you are not one.

#4 Prepare for bullying and remain stoic

Chances are you got bullied in HS, surprise, you also gonna get bullied on college, its just a bit different, be prepared for weird stares, mockery and a ton of constant laughs at your expenses on private chat groups that you are not gonna get invited to, don't let it get to you, do your best to be a wall and act stoic af, you show weakness things will only get worse.

#5 Try to eat in places outside of the campus

Eating all alone on a corner will gather unwated sights and if you do it enough times you will get used as a meme, if there are good places to eat outside campus and you spend a lot of hours on it, its worth to go to them to reduce the chances of that happening.

#6 Do NOT interact with women

Self explanatory, just don't try, you could get yourself in serious trouble, there usually far more freedom when choosing partners for group crap and so (remember tip #1?, really handy for those), so do your best to keep everything at a minimum.

#7
Being low inhib is a double edged sword

If you the type of incel that just chalked up by life and already bitched out you prolly do low inhib autistic shit like wearing anime keychains or things u love in your backpack or dress different or whatever, this could make it easier to identify other losers or weirdos at campus to make your trip a bit easier, but it will also attract normies to bully you like moths to a light, if you have nothing to lose go ahead but consider the pros and cons (its usually a far bigger con)

#8
Keep your hope under control

It's fairly normal to get streaks of hope while you on campus because the FOMO is at its peak (final chance to ascend normally cause everything after that is betabux oofy doofy land), however, you gotta keep it real to yourself, you let that hope take over you, it will backfire extremely hard and you will prolly end up getting mocked far more, don't let despair fully eat you alive, but also don't let hope blind you either, find your balance.

#9 Don't attend your final ceremony

The process here was as simple as saying i was gonna graduate "in absentia", it may be different for you, why i suggest you don't attend it?, because those years gonna put such a mental load on your poor soul that you prolly end up bitter at the end, if you can skip it, it will be better (also they usually take force photos and if u a truecel you prolly look like shit on em and can barely smile, so its a win win)




Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.
Tbh I never felt as social as in college in my life had somewhat 15-20 interactions I guess and made 10-15 friends and got pretty viral in circle (they made my video) also I never went to school for class and didn’t play outside cause they never took me so for my pov I'm an extrovert in collge and made good friends and had 1-2 girls to talk to me too (just little not deeper interaction) So I'd say I had good time in College.
 
Tbh I never felt as social as in college in my life had somewhat 15-20 interactions I guess and made 10-15 friends and got pretty viral in circle (they made my video) also I never went to school for class and didn’t play outside cause they never took me so for my pov I'm an extrovert in collge and made good friends and had 1-2 girls to talk to me too (just little not deeper interaction) So I'd say I had good time in College.
Mogger, my time on college was so horrendous it traumatized me, but i was born with some genetic issues and was always fucked up since kindergarten so i guess i enter truecel nightmare territory
 
This is terrible advice. I did all of this intuitively and got nowhere (obviously). Everyone is different. Maybe some whitecel on here can clubmax and join the cs club and get some nice chink that’ll worship him
Nowhere is where spergs end up regardless of effort
 
Nowhere is where spergs end up regardless of effort
Can confirm, i had a very pathetic hope phase on my second year that ended in such a disaster it was traumatizing, if you're really truecel and fucked up mentally, you won't get anywhere with so called self improoooooooooooov
 
Finished college aleredy and it sucked ass
 
Finished college aleredy and it sucked ass
last year of uni, I am proud to say I have not learned a single thing during these 3 years regarding my major. Academy is a circlejerk.
 
last year of uni, I am proud to say I have not learned a single thing during these 3 years regarding my major. Academy is a circlejerk.

Can relate, i graduated and didn't learned crap either
 
Tbh I never felt as social as in college in my life had somewhat 15-20 interactions I guess and made 10-15 friends and got pretty viral in circle (they made my video) also I never went to school for class and didn’t play outside cause they never took me so for my pov I'm an extrovert in collge and made good friends and had 1-2 girls to talk to me too (just little not deeper interaction) So I'd say I had good time in College.
Average 2024cel

I'm just stranger for all students, even worse for one year break and visiting mental asylum
 
I graduated 6 years ago. I kind of went the opposite route and really tried to socialmaxx. This gained me a few weirdo friends. I even went to the student night club. However, looking back, I think I overextended myself. All those interactions I had seem cringe to me now and I'm sure the people I was speaking too found me cringe as well. I could never go through it again. Being social when you have a nervous energy just rubs off on people, they might pretend to be your friend, but they're uncomfortable.
 
This is terrible advice. I did all of this intuitively and got nowhere (obviously). Everyone is different. Maybe some whitecel on here can clubmax and join the cs club and get some nice chink that’ll worship him
like your AVI
"And there, the hat comes flying off"- DBDR
 
cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever
Don't ever take methamphetamine brocels, I used it to try to "be more sociable and have a better personality" and I'm paying the consequences.
 
I'm currently in uni and I've been applying all these advices.

This sentence describes the exact situation I find myself in. Thankfully, normies in my class are not too hostile and would rather just completely ignore me. Plus I don't seem to be the only outcast in my class.
Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.
 
I was social in college.

Went to the canteen in the chat area. Everyone knew me.

Tried it on with two ladies but got nowhere
 
Im dropping out after this semester college is too fucking brutal for me

Might wageslave at my dads business ngl work 8 hours come home jerk off shit eat shower and sleep
 

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