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After enduring years on a degenerate college surrounded by normies, here are all my tips aimed for those unlucky incels that are forced to go to college for whatever reason. Disclaimer: this guide was made with the experience of a latin america college campus
#1: Trust nobody, but try to spot another outcast or loser on the first weeks.
Extremely important, you can't just go around trusting normies cause you gonna become a jester or they gonna isolate you, but with a bit of luck you can find another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes, the tricky part here is finding that folk but trust me, you get that early, you will have it far easier for later.
#2: Some days will be far more brutal than others
Sometimes you just gonna have a bad day when u constantly see everyone else socializing and being a normal human, just push through those days, try to eat something you really like, cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever (if things get really brutal try to skip classes if you handle em well already)
#3: Avoid any extra events
Just go to your classes and nothing else, trust me you won't escape on those extra activities, instead you look like a giant ass weirdo and someone will prolly take a photo of you acting like a social retard and you go viral on tiktok or in private classes group, just keep a low profile and don't try to act as a normie when you are not one.
#4 Prepare for bullying and remain stoic
Chances are you got bullied in HS, surprise, you also gonna get bullied on college, its just a bit different, be prepared for weird stares, mockery and a ton of constant laughs at your expenses on private chat groups that you are not gonna get invited to, don't let it get to you, do your best to be a wall and act stoic af, you show weakness things will only get worse.
#5 Try to eat in places outside of the campus
Eating all alone on a corner will gather unwated sights and if you do it enough times you will get used as a meme, if there are good places to eat outside campus and you spend a lot of hours on it, its worth to go to them to reduce the chances of that happening.
#6 Do NOT interact with women
Self explanatory, just don't try, you could get yourself in serious trouble, there usually far more freedom when choosing partners for group crap and so (remember tip #1?, really handy for those), so do your best to keep everything at a minimum.
#7 Being low inhib is a double edged sword
If you the type of incel that just chalked up by life and already bitched out you prolly do low inhib autistic shit like wearing anime keychains or things u love in your backpack or dress different or whatever, this could make it easier to identify other losers or weirdos at campus to make your trip a bit easier, but it will also attract normies to bully you like moths to a light, if you have nothing to lose go ahead but consider the pros and cons (its usually a far bigger con)
#8 Keep your hope under control
It's fairly normal to get streaks of hope while you on campus because the FOMO is at its peak (final chance to ascend normally cause everything after that is betabux oofy doofy land), however, you gotta keep it real to yourself, you let that hope take over you, it will backfire extremely hard and you will prolly end up getting mocked far more, don't let despair fully eat you alive, but also don't let hope blind you either, find your balance.
#9 Don't attend your final ceremony
The process here was as simple as saying i was gonna graduate "in absentia", it may be different for you, why i suggest you don't attend it?, because those years gonna put such a mental load on your poor soul that you prolly end up bitter at the end, if you can skip it, it will be better (also they usually take force photos and if u a truecel you prolly look like shit on em and can barely smile, so its a win win)
Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.
#1: Trust nobody, but try to spot another outcast or loser on the first weeks.
Extremely important, you can't just go around trusting normies cause you gonna become a jester or they gonna isolate you, but with a bit of luck you can find another akward dude to at least have someone to help you with certain classes, the tricky part here is finding that folk but trust me, you get that early, you will have it far easier for later.
#2: Some days will be far more brutal than others
Sometimes you just gonna have a bad day when u constantly see everyone else socializing and being a normal human, just push through those days, try to eat something you really like, cope with games, drugs, anime, cut urself with a blade, whatever, they won't last forever (if things get really brutal try to skip classes if you handle em well already)
#3: Avoid any extra events
Just go to your classes and nothing else, trust me you won't escape on those extra activities, instead you look like a giant ass weirdo and someone will prolly take a photo of you acting like a social retard and you go viral on tiktok or in private classes group, just keep a low profile and don't try to act as a normie when you are not one.
#4 Prepare for bullying and remain stoic
Chances are you got bullied in HS, surprise, you also gonna get bullied on college, its just a bit different, be prepared for weird stares, mockery and a ton of constant laughs at your expenses on private chat groups that you are not gonna get invited to, don't let it get to you, do your best to be a wall and act stoic af, you show weakness things will only get worse.
#5 Try to eat in places outside of the campus
Eating all alone on a corner will gather unwated sights and if you do it enough times you will get used as a meme, if there are good places to eat outside campus and you spend a lot of hours on it, its worth to go to them to reduce the chances of that happening.
#6 Do NOT interact with women
Self explanatory, just don't try, you could get yourself in serious trouble, there usually far more freedom when choosing partners for group crap and so (remember tip #1?, really handy for those), so do your best to keep everything at a minimum.
#7 Being low inhib is a double edged sword
If you the type of incel that just chalked up by life and already bitched out you prolly do low inhib autistic shit like wearing anime keychains or things u love in your backpack or dress different or whatever, this could make it easier to identify other losers or weirdos at campus to make your trip a bit easier, but it will also attract normies to bully you like moths to a light, if you have nothing to lose go ahead but consider the pros and cons (its usually a far bigger con)
#8 Keep your hope under control
It's fairly normal to get streaks of hope while you on campus because the FOMO is at its peak (final chance to ascend normally cause everything after that is betabux oofy doofy land), however, you gotta keep it real to yourself, you let that hope take over you, it will backfire extremely hard and you will prolly end up getting mocked far more, don't let despair fully eat you alive, but also don't let hope blind you either, find your balance.
#9 Don't attend your final ceremony
The process here was as simple as saying i was gonna graduate "in absentia", it may be different for you, why i suggest you don't attend it?, because those years gonna put such a mental load on your poor soul that you prolly end up bitter at the end, if you can skip it, it will be better (also they usually take force photos and if u a truecel you prolly look like shit on em and can barely smile, so its a win win)
Those are all the tips i can give to any younger incel who close to entering college, i won't lie to you its awful, the vibe is so social that its suffocating and when you ass always alone in a classroom or walking with you head down like a diseased rabid animal?, it gets tough, i wish nothing but the best of luck to any incels that will have to endure it.