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JFL Clubs are even worse than Tinder

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I went to a club last weekend I have to say it's even worse than tinder. The average male height in that club was around 6ft, 80% of them were also buff and the average face rating was about a 6-7. I saw almost no ugly dudes there, some average ones, a lot of chadlites and some chads. I guess average guys and subhumans don't even bother going there because they know that the don't stand a chance. In addition to that, the male to female ratio was about 4/1 or even 5/1. All the girls were basically talking to guys and a lot of guys were standing alone. When I saw girls alone it usually only took 2-5 seconds until a guy came to approach her. On tinder you will generally do very good if you are in the top 20% and have success. In a club setting on the other hand if you factor in that the male population there is significantly taller and better looking than the average guy on the street and the abysmal male to female ratio you have to be in the top 5% of guys to get success consistently and in the top 20-30% to get success occasionaly. If you aren't at least a chadlite social circle is key. Try focusing on building a social circle if you are in the normie looks range and forget tinder and clubs. Most average or ugly guys you see with a gf on the street, met through social circle.
 
Clubs are chads playground. As an Incel you can simply not compete with them. Even if the female ration was reversed, you'll still be seen as the potential free drink provider and girls ego problems dumper. The moment a chad show-up, it's done, they'll leave you ASAP, and humiliate you.
 
I can't even get into a club. Even when you have a reservation table they can cancel it if you are not good looking.(unless you pay like a lot of money) Bouncers usually allow only rich guys, any female no matter how she looks or mixed groups to get in.
 
Tfw you never cared to go to a club
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I went to a club last weekend I have to say it's even worse than tinder. The average male height in that club was around 6ft, 80% of them were also buff and the average face rating was about a 6-7. I saw almost no ugly dudes there, some average ones, a lot of chadlites and some chads. I guess average guys and subhumans don't even bother going there because they know that the don't stand a chance. In addition to that, the male to female ratio was about 4/1 or even 5/1. All the girls were basically talking to guys and a lot of guys were standing alone. When I saw girls alone it usually only took 2-5 seconds until a guy came to approach her. On tinder you will generally do very good if you are in the top 20% and have success. In a club setting on the other hand if you factor in that the male population there is significantly taller and better looking than the average guy on the street and the abysmal male to female ratio you have to be in the top 5% of guys to get success consistently and in the top 20-30% to get success occasionaly. If you aren't at least a chadlite social circle is key. Try focusing on building a social circle if you are in the normie looks range and forget tinder and clubs. Most average or ugly guys you see with a gf on the street, met through social circle.
identical clubbing experience here in Germany. It´s Over.
Clubs are chads playground. As an Incel you can simply not compete with them. Even if the female ration was reversed, you'll still be seen as the potential free drink provider and girls ego problems dumper. The moment a chad show-up, it's done, they'll leave you ASAP, and humiliate you.
not even that. I once went to a club with 80% women in it because it was ladies night and none of them paid any sort of attention to me and I got rejected by pretty much every girl in the club. They wouldn´t even allow me to buy drinks for them.
 
Clubs are pretty much dead where I am and since rejection is guaranteed, I'd rather not pay for the "privilege". People have told me that bars are a better way to get to know people. Well, I've had drinks thrown at me, WKs get in my face, and kicked out of a few merely for chatting up women. Asteroid impacting Earth when?
 
I can't even get into a club. Even when you have a reservation table they can cancel it if you are not good looking.(unless you pay like a lot of money) Bouncers usually allow only rich guys, any female no matter how she looks or mixed groups to get in.
You can only get in if you bring at least a few foids with you.
Ask any bouncer, this is standard operating procedure at pretty much any nightclub.
 
Some bouncers are terrible, they can not let you in, even if you're there with a large group, and even when whole club was specially reserved for your group, just because you don't look nice to them, or just for nothing.
Most of them are stupid rude assholes that spend all their days in the gym.
identical clubbing experience here in Germany. It´s Over.

not even that. I once went to a club with 80% women in it because it was ladies night and none of them paid any sort of attention to me and I got rejected by pretty much every girl in the club. They wouldn´t even allow me to buy drinks for them.
Happened to me most of the time. But, when I put lots of efforts and courage the best what could happen is being considered beta cuck, and only when women ration was higher. As soon as I denied, they ignored me.
 
My only hope is to millionairemaxx and get tables/bottles every time I go and wear lifts and run millionaire playboy degenerate game
 
I went to a club last weekend I have to say it's even worse than tinder. The average male height in that club was around 6ft, 80% of them were also buff and the average face rating was about a 6-7. I saw almost no ugly dudes there, some average ones, a lot of chadlites and some chads. I guess average guys and subhumans don't even bother going there because they know that the don't stand a chance. In addition to that, the male to female ratio was about 4/1 or even 5/1. All the girls were basically talking to guys and a lot of guys were standing alone. When I saw girls alone it usually only took 2-5 seconds until a guy came to approach her. On tinder you will generally do very good if you are in the top 20% and have success. In a club setting on the other hand if you factor in that the male population there is significantly taller and better looking than the average guy on the street and the abysmal male to female ratio you have to be in the top 5% of guys to get success consistently and in the top 20-30% to get success occasionaly. If you aren't at least a chadlite social circle is key. Try focusing on building a social circle if you are in the normie looks range and forget tinder and clubs. Most average or ugly guys you see with a gf on the street, met through social circle.
did you see anyone have success in terms of taking a girl home with a cold approach that night?
 
Clubs are fucking retarded and bouncers need to be murdered. Overpriced blue-ball fest, might as well save your money and bang hookers in SEA.
 
Clubs as an incel is retarded. You pay to go in and watch people have fun since every girl rejects your dance advances. You can’t even get drunk without paying a fortune either so you are just fucking standing there as a broke ugly muthafucka
 
I'm sure this utterly blackpilled video has already been posted here, a true depiction of an incels night out...

 
did you see anyone have success in terms of taking a girl home with a cold approach that night?
some guys had success(but not many), but I don't know if they cold approached the girl or if they already knew her.
You can only get in if you bring at least a few foids with you.
Ask any bouncer, this is standard operating procedure at pretty much any nightclub.
here you can get in in most clubs even without foids, but you have to come early to do so. I think they keep track of the ratio and at a certain point only allow foids and mixed groups in.
 
I went to a club last weekend I have to say it's even worse than tinder. The average male height in that club was around 6ft, 80% of them were also buff and the average face rating was about a 6-7. I saw almost no ugly dudes there, some average ones, a lot of chadlites and some chads. I guess average guys and subhumans don't even bother going there because they know that the don't stand a chance. In addition to that, the male to female ratio was about 4/1 or even 5/1. All the girls were basically talking to guys and a lot of guys were standing alone. When I saw girls alone it usually only took 2-5 seconds until a guy came to approach her. On tinder you will generally do very good if you are in the top 20% and have success. In a club setting on the other hand if you factor in that the male population there is significantly taller and better looking than the average guy on the street and the abysmal male to female ratio you have to be in the top 5% of guys to get success consistently and in the top 20-30% to get success occasionaly. If you aren't at least a chadlite social circle is key. Try focusing on building a social circle if you are in the normie looks range and forget tinder and clubs. Most average or ugly guys you see with a gf on the street, met through social circle.

Lmao clubs are so much worse than anything really. I went to a club with my roommate my freshmen year of college and it was mediocre. I almost wasn’t even allowed in because the bouncer just randomly decided to start shit with me. He literally got in my face.. this big tall dude just started yelling at me that I was drunk (I wasn’t) and that I wasn’t allowed in. We were standing in line and he wanted to yell at me in front of everyone else. He let me in after I showed him my ID and convinced him I wasn’t drunk.

When we got in there, the music was overwhelmingly loud and the room was crowded to shit. This one girl ran around grabbing men’s asses the whole time we were there. I felt mine grabbed once.

Then when we decided to leave, we came back to a parking lot full of police cars. Apparently some bozo decided to fire his gun outside of the club. Either that or it was a fight that turned really violent and cops were called. We ended up hurrying back to the car along with other club goers. A lot of people outside the club were scurrying around trying to leave.

Clubs not even once.
 
Clubs as an incel is retarded. You pay to go in and watch people have fun since every girl rejects your dance advances. You can’t even get drunk without paying a fortune either so you are just fucking standing there as a broke ugly muthafucka
yeah that's why you get drunk before going in there and always bring friends with you, so you are not alone and at least can have some fun.
 
yeah that's why you get drunk before going in there and always bring friends with you, so you are not alone and at least can have some fun.
TFW no friends so you drink at home alone to get ready to go clubbing JFL at my life. It’s honestly hilarious at this point
 
My only hope is to millionairemaxx and get tables/bottles every time I go and wear lifts and run millionaire playboy degenerate game

Women would detect it as an act because your intelligence is too high. Born outside of the sexual caste system, no way into it. Has what you described ever worked? If you are born nice, you cannot change your face to look mean. We should be looking into why nice guys cannot get laid. It's obviously got nothing to do with genetics or ability to survive, because a society of nice people would thrive, and nice people are still willing to commit violence against enemies in order to protect their foids, and they are better at it.
 
Women would detect it as an act because your intelligence is too high. Born outside of the sexual caste system, no way into it. Has what you described ever worked? If you are born nice, you cannot change your face to look mean. We should be looking into why nice guys cannot get laid. It's obviously got nothing to do with genetics or ability to survive, because a society of nice people would thrive, and nice people are still willing to commit violence against enemies in order to protect their foids, and they are better at it.
What if I say I sold coke to get to where I am ?

True, nice guys still protect the pussy, but in the jungle, that wouldn’t work. All men work the same way. All men would protect their pussy. We all have the same brains but different bodies. A nice guy could never kill a chad in a fight to the death
 
What if I say I sold coke to get to where I am ?

True, nice guys still protect the pussy, but in the jungle, that wouldn’t work. All men work the same way. All men would protect their pussy. We all have the same brains but different bodies. A nice guy could never kill a chad in a fight to the death

Lol? I have destroyed Chads dude. You don't understand how badly I dom Chad every fucking day. It does not matter to hoes. It's insane. Chad is a faggot pussy. Women 'love' Chad because he beats them. He would never protect Stacy. I have protected Stacies while their Chads did nothing (I told the story in another thread). Chad bluffs. Chad stages fights in high school to look tough. That is how pathetic Chad is. Chad's supposed body structure is inferior to the average Incel. I've also explained this, hate re-explaining things even though you probably didn't see the thread so no fault of your own.

Also, if you tell girls you sell coke they will straight laugh in your face. Sorry. I can just envision it. I know Stacy well.

Dude, when I was 15 I was the strongest kid in my grade AND the grade above me, and some 5'2'' manlet takes my crush to homecoming. I had to fight my 6'3, 240lbs of pure muscle older brother every day for over a decade, for hours a day. I was a born killer dude. Like I could not have beat that kids ass into the concrete so bad you would've thought somebody dropped a can of spraypaint on the ground where his corpse was.
 
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Clubs as an incel is retarded. You pay to go in and watch people have fun since every girl rejects your dance advances. You can’t even get drunk without paying a fortune either so you are just fucking standing there as a broke ugly muthafucka
True, it's basically sadomasochism for an Incel. When I started going to the club, I had a lot of hope and was thinking I could get some success, but I soon realized this was not the case. I always felt depressed after club night. Never had a ONS, nor a relationship. Actually, clubs are the worst place to meet a girl. I gave up on clubs.
 
Lol? I have destroyed Chads dude. You don't understand how badly I dom Chad every fucking day. It does not matter to hoes. It's insane. Chad is a faggot pussy. Women 'love' Chad because he beats them. He would never protect Stacy. I have protected Stacies while their Chads did nothing (I told the story in another thread). Chad bluffs. Chad stages fights in high school to look tough. That is how pathetic Chad is. Chad's supposed body structure is inferior to the average Incel. I've also explained this, hate re-explaining things even though you probably didn't see the thread so no fault of your own.

Also, if you tell girls you sell coke they will straight laugh in your face. Sorry. I can just envision it. I know Stacy well.
I’m a low trust looking high fwhr middle eastern with non-ethnic features. Big beard. (I’m incel cause of nw3.) I think it’s believable
 
I'm not sure, man. With Tinder you don't get any chance at all unless your pics are already ok. They won't even swipe right on you unless you're a 7+ and/or have some VERY VERY interesting lines in your bio. In a club on the other hand, the women at least can't 'run away' that easily and you might be able to at least deliver one line that could get you into a conversation OR do something brash (on the dance floor for example) that makes them notice you (in a good or bad way)...
 
I’m a low trust looking high fwhr middle eastern with non-ethnic features. Big beard. (I’m incel cause of nw3.) I think it’s believable

You know who Schrodinger is and you have a good sense of humor/profile name (if you put it in a foid's box does it exist and not exist at the same time?). IT'S OVAH! :p. Dude, go ahead and try it. No judgment here.

You have to understand dude, the fact that you are mentally capable of deriving a mating strategy in the first place means you are unqualified (too high IQ) for sex with Stacy or any foid. IQ and kindness are linked (no matter what scientists or NYT Journalists may say). U FUCKED BRO.
 
I'm not sure, man. With Tinder you don't get any chance at all unless your pics are already ok. They won't even swipe right on you unless you're a 7+ and/or have some VERY VERY interesting lines in your bio. In a club on the other hand, the women at least can't 'run away' that easily and you might be able to at least deliver one line that could get you into a conversation OR do something brash (on the dance floor for example) that makes them notice you (in a good or bad way)...
I am only talking about the competition here. More competition means lower chances for you. I agree that things like being outgoing or funny are more important in a club than on tinder, but competition wise it's worse and your general chances overall are lower.
 
social circle is usually cope. it mainly leads to orbiting and friendzone.
 
social circle is usually cope. it mainly leads to orbiting and friendzone.
all the average and ugly guys you see with gfs met their gf through social circle. They didn't meet on tinder or in the club. It's your best shot as an incel.
 
Girls don't even go to the club alone and when they do(it's rare) so many guys are after her you wouldn't stand a chance

Clubs are ok tho, I still get some twerks every now and then for like a minute
 
jfl at going to the club as an incel :lul:
 
I'm sure this utterly blackpilled video has already been posted here, a true depiction of an incels night out...


Holy fuck that guy is just like me , going around smoking in the club because I've to be seen doing something and watching everyone else have fun when I pretend to have fun, he also mogs me
 
I am only talking about the competition here. More competition means lower chances for you. I agree that things like being outgoing or funny are more important in a club than on tinder, but competition wise it's worse and your general chances overall are lower.

I'm not sure about the competition being larger in the clubs (or maybe we just have very different clubs and/or Tinder population here in Germany). A Stacy (who friendzoned me long ago) shows me her Tinder from time to time and she gets like 70+% Chads shown to her. Maybe Tinder even has some kind of algorithm that analyses your profile pics, rates your looks and then only shows you potential matches from around the same level of attractiveness? :kys:

EDIT: I also rarely get 10s shown to me on Tinder, mostly 4s to 7s, while my buddy who is a solid 8 gets very different profiles even though he's from the same city.
 
I'm not sure about the competition being larger in the clubs (or maybe we just have very different clubs and/or Tinder population here in Germany). A Stacy (who friendzoned me long ago) shows me her Tinder from time to time and she gets like 70+% Chads shown to her. Maybe Tinder even has some kind of algorithm that analyses your profile pics, rates your looks and then only shows you potential matches from around the same level of attractiveness? :kys:

EDIT: I also rarely get 10s shown to me on Tinder, mostly 4s to 7s, while my buddy who is a solid 8 gets very different profiles even though he's from the same city.
tinder has a algorithm that shows attractive people to attractive people and unattractive to unattractive. In a club you have an environment where the foid gets hit on every 2-5 sec (if she is not talking to another guy), while the average male club visitor is above average in looks and as well in height and than you have the abysmal 1/4 female to male ratio on top of that.
 
tinder has a algorithm that shows attractive people to attractive people and unattractive to unattractive. In a club you have an environment where the foid gets hit on every 2-5 sec (if she is not talking to another guy), while the average male club visitor is above average in looks and as well in height and than you have the abysmal 1/4 female to male ratio on top of that.

But that would make clubs a better bet for average looking guys because on Tinder they wouldn't even be shown to the hot women in the first place, while at the club she will HAVE to deal with you if you approach her (be it in a positive or negative manner). So, in a club you at least have the chance to interact with her while on Tinder your profile is weeded out before she even sees it.
 
But that would make clubs a better bet for average looking guys because on Tinder they wouldn't even be shown to the hot women in the first place, while at the club she will HAVE to deal with you if you approach her (be it in a positive or negative manner). So, in a club you at least have the chance to interact with her while on Tinder your profile is weeded out before she even sees it.
no, she doesn´t. She will just pretend she didn´t hear you then turn her back on you and pull out her phone.
 
But that would make clubs a better bet for average looking guys because on Tinder they wouldn't even be shown to the hot women in the first place, while at the club she will HAVE to deal with you if you approach her (be it in a positive or negative manner). So, in a club you at least have the chance to interact with her while on Tinder your profile is weeded out before she even sees it.
your goal is not to talk to her and than get rejected but to eventually fuck her.
 
no, she doesn´t. She will just pretend she didn´t hear you then turn her back on you and pull out her phone.

Which still is more of an interaction than never have seen your profile in the first place...
 
your goal is not to talk to her and than get rejected but to eventually fuck her.

For which you have a 0% chance when she doesn't even know you exist (Tinder never showing her your profile) and a 0+% chance (however small you want it to be) when you approach her in a situation where she'll HAVE to look at your face (in the club).

EDIT:

To give a clearer picture: Your chance of winning the lottery is higher if you actually BUY a ticket and play it then if you don't play in the first place, even if it only goes up from 0% to 0.0000000000001%.
 
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You know who Schrodinger is and you have a good sense of humor/profile name (if you put it in a foid's box does it exist and not exist at the same time?). IT'S OVAH! :p. Dude, go ahead and try it. No judgment here.

You have to understand dude, the fact that you are mentally capable of deriving a mating strategy in the first place means you are unqualified (too high IQ) for sex with Stacy or any foid. IQ and kindness are linked (no matter what scientists or NYT Journalists may say). U FUCKED BRO.
God tier IQ.. first of all I stole my username from another poster on this site.. second i never even thought about a foid’s box pun lol.. more like it don’t matter how big my dick is cause my norwood makes me invisible. Could be big and small at the same time.. nobody will know or care. it makes no difference

I like your thing.. could fuck her with a micropenis or a gigadick and it won’t make 1 difference if ur subhuman
 
Well i was in a club a few weeks ago and there were like only build guys, and a lot of black people with gold chains and shit, and i went down there, and im ugly, and also im fucking skinny
I also look like im 16, and even tho i had such competition, 2 girls came up to me, and asked me out
I told them that i was gay, because i was scared, because they looked way out of my league, also i would have had no ability to have sex with them bcs i live in another city and dont own an apartment yet
So reallife is always more easy than online, online its over boyo
I have like 3 Tinder matches, and i probably liked 1000 girls

THis!

I got 2 matches in 1 month (with Tinder Gold, even) and both did not even respond after matching and me writing the first message. Last time I was at a club (which was about 3 years ago), I at least talked to a 7 and got the number of a landwhale.
 
Which still is more of an interaction than never have seen your profile in the first place...
there is data on online dating which suggest that 80% of women go after the top 20% of men and 80% of men for the bottom 20% of women, which means if you are in the top 20% you are a slayer on tinder. Just by the ratio alone in the club you need to be at least top 25%. If you factor in that the average male in a club is a 6-7 we are talking about top 10-15% and if you factor in the hypergamous nature of women on top of all that we are talking about top 5-10%. Only advantage club has you might get lucky and find a horny drunk chick and have logistics on your side, but in general it's harder than tinder.
 
there is data on online dating which suggest that 80% of women go after the top 20% of men and 80% of men for the bottom 20% of women, which means if you are in the top 20% you are a slayer on tinder. Just by the ratio alone in the club you need to be at least top 25%. If you factor in that the average male in a club is a 6-7 we are talking about top 10-15% and if you factor in the hypergamous nature of women on top of all that we are talking about top 5-10%. Only advantage club has you might get lucky and find a horny drunk chick and have logistics on your side, but in general it's harder than tinder.

The percentages are only true for the most prestigious clubs, tho. Go to a heavy metal venue and you got >80% long-haired, sweaty, obese guys but at least 50% average-looking goth chicks which you could potentially pick up if you're a 3-6 yourself and know your shit about their favorite bands!!
 
The percentages are only true for the most prestigious clubs, tho. Go to a heavy metal venue and you got >80% long-haired, sweaty, obese guys but at least 50% average-looking goth chicks which you could potentially pick up if you're a 3-6 yourself and know your shit about their favorite bands!!
it wasn't a prestigious club, it was a generic normie club where they played all the typical generic normie music. This applies to most clubs in bigger cities.
 
it wasn't a prestigious club, it was a generic normie club where they played all the typical generic normie music. This applies to most clubs in bigger cities.

Still, the percentages are very different in a 'specialized' club that only a certain type of people go to in the first place. We got some heavy metal clubs here and, seriously, when you go there you think you're at a ZZ Top concert (the beardy-sweaty guys) were the opening act is Avril Lavigne (those punk/goth chicks).

I mean, I still probably won't get any in those clubs but at least my competition is waaaaay lower and the punk chicks might want to rebel against society's standards so badly that they take an average guy just to spite the Chads or their mom or whatever :D...
 
Well i was in a club a few weeks ago and there were like only build guys, and a lot of black people with gold chains and shit, and i went down there, and im ugly, and also im fucking skinny
I also look like im 16, and even tho i had such competition, 2 girls came up to me, and asked me out
I told them that i was gay, because i was scared, because they looked way out of my league, also i would have had no ability to have sex with them bcs i live in another city and dont own an apartment yet
So reallife is always more easy than online, online its over boyo
I have like 3 Tinder matches, and i probably liked 1000 girls
SMH.... Fakecels have ruined this site
 
I went to a club last weekend

Fakecel.



My roastie cousin tried to get me into clubbing.
She said it was fun because there's ton fo guys there that flrits with her...


Of couse, you dumb slut, it's fun for YOU, you have zero effrot to do in order to acquire MAXIMUM vlaidation by Chadlites...

''Some are touchy though tee-hee''
 

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