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Experiment CigaretteMaxing

micropenis29

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Have any incels tried this? I've never been a smoker, but I'm pondering taking on the habit. My reasoning is as follows:

(1) Foids see smokers as "bad boys" and are thus attracted to them

(2) Smoking deepens one's voice, which foids find attractive

(3) The deleterious health effects and aging effects hurt incels marginally less than they hurt normies and Chads since we already tend to be quite unhealthy and ugly.

(4) It can help socially since it's an excuse to linger around smoker foids that--if you weren't smoking with them--would surely see you as a creepy stalker.

(5) It makes one less attractive to non-smoker foids, but incels probably had no chance with those foids anyways. Optimizing solely for smoker foids might be the best way to increase one's overall odds of ascension.

So what do you guys think? Does CigaretteMaxing have potential?
 
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Have you ever watched the simpsons and seen the episodes with marge's sisters?

That's how you will sound.

These are the only cigarretes I'd buy.

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I saw them on Dagashi Kashi.

Chocolate cigarretes for little boys like me to pretend to smoke.

You peel off the paper and take a bite when you're done playing.
 
I'm cancermaxing too.
but i don't think it will help with femoids
 
Dumbest thing I've read this week. Ngl tbh.
 
just get lungscancer theory
 
high iq just get addicted to nicotine br0
 
(1) Foids see smokers as "bad boys" and are thus attracted to them

(2) Smoking deepens one's voice, which foids find attractive

(3) The deleterious health effects and aging effects hurt incels marginally less than they hurt normies and Chads since we already tend to be quite unhealthy and ugly.

(4) It can help socially since it's an excuse to linger around smoker foids that--if you weren't smoking with them--would surely see you as a creepy stalker.

(5) It makes one less attractive to non-smoker foids, but incels probably had no chance with those foids anyways. Optimizing solely for smoker foids might be the best way to increase one's overall odds of ascension.
Doesn't work if you're ugly. Smoking is also kind of harmful (the bad way, it kills slowly) and tastes terrible. Just smoke weed and watch anime bro, you cannot change your fate...
 
Just vape Br0
 
I’d rather not get throat cancer.
 
These are the only cigarretes I'd buy.

hqdefault.jpg


I saw them on Dagashi Kashi.

Chocolate cigarretes for little boys like me to pretend to smoke.

You peel off the paper and take a bite when you're done playing.

This seems like the best possible approach for incels who are BoyMaxxing.
 
Smoking makes you age faster and is also shit for the body. I want to stay as young as possible for the rest of my life, so I would never start smoking.
 
waste of money and bad heath I'll pass
 
If anything vape without nicotine for the socializing part.
 
Have any incels tried this? I've never been a smoker, but I'm pondering taking on the habit. My reasoning is as follows:

(1) Foids see smokers as "bad boys" and are thus attracted to them

(2) Smoking deepens one's voice, which foids find attractive

(3) The deleterious health effects and aging effects hurt incels marginally less than they hurt normies and Chads since we already tend to be quite unhealthy and ugly.

(4) It can help socially since it's an excuse to linger around smoker foids that--if you weren't smoking with them--would surely see you as a creepy stalker.

(5) It makes one less attractive to non-smoker foids, but incels probably had no chance with those foids anyways. Optimizing solely for smoker foids might be the best way to increase one's overall odds of ascension.

So what do you guys think? Does CigaretteMaxing have potential?
Don't do it. You will just fuck your lungs up and everything else in your body. You will become even unhealthier and have no energy. Stick to masterbating
 
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I will buy some and use as part of my AccessoryMaxxing.

Which is part of my SchoolBoyMaxxing.

https://incels.is/threads/the-butto...inging-to-college-everyday-pics-inside.88856/

LMAO. This has lots of promise. Boymaxxing in its various forms could be the ultimate breakthrough for incels.
If anything vape without nicotine for the socializing part.

Vaping would probably be healthier. I'm concerned that it being healthier would not give me as much of a "bad boy" image as smoking would though.
 
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Sorry, but this is the most retarded post I've ever seen on this site.
 
just don't start smoking, focus on yourself & improve your health

I forgot to mention in the OP that there are some documented health benefits to smoking, having to do with weight loss and short-term memory if I recall correctly.

I will take your and others' advice into consideration though before making my final decision on whether to CigaretteMax.

I should note that I don't have an addictive personality when it comes to drugs (I've been a moderate drinker and weed smoker for all of my adult life and often go weeks at a time without indulging in any of either one), so I'm not afraid of running a short experiment with regard to cigarette smoking.
 
Blow smoke in cucks and feminazi faces.

Just give your enemies second hand smoke lung cancer theory
 
I forgot to mention in the OP that there are some documented health benefits to smoking, having to do with weight loss and short-term memory if I recall correctly.

I will take your and others' advice into consideration though before making my final decision on whether to CigaretteMax.

I should note that I don't have an addictive personality when it comes to drugs (I've been a moderate drinker and weed smoker for all of my adult life and often go weeks at a time without indulging in any of either one), so I'm not afraid of running a short experiment with regard to cigarette smoking.
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I think smoking wont attract foids but it looks cool to me. My vaping cope is gone so yep.
 
Have any incels tried this? I've never been a smoker, but I'm pondering taking on the habit. My reasoning is as follows:

(1) Foids see smokers as "bad boys" and are thus attracted to them

(2) Smoking deepens one's voice, which foids find attractive

(3) The deleterious health effects and aging effects hurt incels marginally less than they hurt normies and Chads since we already tend to be quite unhealthy and ugly.

(4) It can help socially since it's an excuse to linger around smoker foids that--if you weren't smoking with them--would surely see you as a creepy stalker.

(5) It makes one less attractive to non-smoker foids, but incels probably had no chance with those foids anyways. Optimizing solely for smoker foids might be the best way to increase one's overall odds of ascension.

So what do you guys think? Does CigaretteMaxing have potential?
in my school everyone smokes except me, in my opinion smokemaxing is just another bullshit of some poor mentalcel
 
I'm convinced most people start to smoke as a means to socializing.

"Do you have fire" is probably one of the most common approaches there are.
 
Jsur get cancer bro:feelsthink::feelsthink:
 
Girls WILL come up to you and ask for cigarettes, ugly or not. It's not as retarded an idea as everyone here seems to think.
 
I did this for a couple of years to get a deeper voice. It worked.

BUT two years later, I still have a shitty body and face, slightly worse lungs than I should, and its main effect has been to get Stacies run up to me and ask for cigarettes.

The thing that most annoys me about them asking is that I know they don't carry any of their own. They just get by on their looks and know they can find one when they feel like it. Kind of like every other aspect of their lives.
 
Chain-smokercel reporting in, it's a cope. Nicotine is extremely addictive, although it has some benefits, like testosterone boost, relaxation, weight loss and being perceived as a "bad boy" or "DGAF" type guy.
 
I was cigarettemaxxing HARD back when I was a youngcel (I unironically believe it raised my SMV a bit). Giving it up after 8 years was easily the biggest accomplishment of my whole life.
 
i actively tried to FORCE myself to like nicotine because I was desperate for some sort of pleasure.

shit is nasty and the "high" is being dizzy for like 3 minutes
 
Are electronic cigarettes also included, such a vaporizer or electronically heated tobacco entering the game?
Read and heard they are less risky, but still no serious studies to confirm that -- you need decades to make assumptions in term of cancers and others caused illnesses, but all this stuff is here only for a few years.
 
i actively tried to FORCE myself to like nicotine because I was desperate for some sort of pleasure.

shit is nasty and the "high" is being dizzy for like 3 minutes


Haha exactly, it's a bullshit cope.
 
Thanks mate, now I have stage 2 lung cancer. :D
 
(2) Smoking deepens one's voice, which foids find attractive

This is real. I'm a low tenor, but acquired a bass register after smokemaxxing ( and practicing low notes ). Foids get impressed by my low notes. Creatine also makes the vocal folds absorb more water, lowering even more.

edit: I'm talking about low-doses cigarettes, like an average of 5-6 per day.
 
Have any incels tried this? I've never been a smoker, but I'm pondering taking on the habit. My reasoning is as follows:

(1) Foids see smokers as "bad boys" and are thus attracted to them

(2) Smoking deepens one's voice, which foids find attractive

(3) The deleterious health effects and aging effects hurt incels marginally less than they hurt normies and Chads since we already tend to be quite unhealthy and ugly.

(4) It can help socially since it's an excuse to linger around smoker foids that--if you weren't smoking with them--would surely see you as a creepy stalker.

(5) It makes one less attractive to non-smoker foids, but incels probably had no chance with those foids anyways. Optimizing solely for smoker foids might be the best way to increase one's overall odds of ascension.

So what do you guys think? Does CigaretteMaxing have potential?
@micropenis29 Don't do it. I smoked regularly for over 4 months this year, and all I got was shitty stamina. None of the "benefits" you listed are real. However, smoking a few cigs at a party is good for lowering inhibition.
 
@micropenis29 Don't do it. I smoked regularly for over 4 months this year, and all I got was shitty stamina. None of the "benefits" you listed are real. However, smoking a few cigs at a party is good for lowering inhibition.
Cigarettes have no benefits at all. They're expensive and fuck up your health. If you want health benefits just bloatmaxx bro
 
Cigarettes have no benefits at all. They're expensive and fuck up your health. If you want health benefits just bloatmaxx bro
Same thing with getting shitfaced and high. It still beats sitting in a corner not talking to anyone, and no thanks, I don't want to turn into a 2/10.
 
I smoke. it does deepen the voice and gives off a bad boy persona, although women still think I'm a creep.
 

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